Vprasanja /odg. na Kontrolno 2004 iz joker ?

Ti si pa hiter.

Jutri do polnoči se da še oddati rezultate, tako da bi bilo dobro počakat na ponedelejek za objavo.

no, enostavno so ostala neodgovorjena vprašanja, ki jih vedo samo 'lokalneži' na Joker forumu, in sicer:

* Kaj imata skupnega Ice Age in Joker ?
- bager, - pingvina, - Dodota, - želod

* Zakaj je umrl Bruce Lee ?
- pretepli so ga teroristi, - ni umrl, kajti živi v naših srcih, - ubili so ga z laserji, - povozil ga je valjar

* Japonski lovec dej nosila ava $ramke. ???
- 0-day warez by Pub|X , - Zero give, nosila ava money , - zduvz zdenx apn etr, - naj japan lovec da nosila smraku

* nek lik se pojavi v čisto vseh knjigah Harry Potter, a zaenkrat v nobenem filmu ?
- Drecov prijatelj Crabbe, - duh Zophrnack, - skorajbrezglavi Nick, - teta Petunija

* leta 1971 je Bill Gates kupil svoj prvi avto
- carerra, - mustang, - korveta, - hrošč

No, če kdo ve kaj od tega, prosim.... (ali pa ZS)

* Kaj imata skupnega Ice Age in Joker?

Dodota. Dodo je pisec za Jokerja.

* Zakaj je umrl Bruce Lee ?

Ni umrl, kajti živi v naših srcih. V bistvu je umrl zaradi oteklih možganov.

* Japonski lovec dej nosila ava $ramke???

Jaz sem dal 'Zero give, nosila ava money', ker sem WW2 flight fan.

* nek lik se pojavi v čisto vseh knjigah Harry Potter, a zaenkrat v nobenem filmu ?

duh Zophrnack

* leta 1971 je Bill Gates kupil svoj prvi avto

Jaz sem dal hrošča, ker se je Billy rodil 1955 in je bil 1971 star 16 let, takrat pa verjetno še en bajno bogat.

Bill Gates se je ze rodil bajno bogat.

On October 28, 1955, shortly after 9:00 p.m., William Henry Gates III was born. He was born into a family with a rich history in business, politics, and community service. His great-grandfather had been a state legislator and mayor, his grandfather was the vice president of a national bank, and his father was a prominent lawyer.

His father is William Gates Sr. who is highly reputable corporate lawyer at Seattle, but he is now semi-retired. Now he focused on running a charitable foundation that has been donated over $200 million by MicroSoft Corporation. Bill's mother Mary Gates died in 1994. She worked in a number of positions, for example director of a bank, regent of the University of Washington and Board of Directories at United Way. Microsoft Corporation headquarters are in a street named "Microsoft Way One" after Bill's mothers company United Way at Redmond, Washington, USA. Bill has two sisters, Kirsti and Libby. Kirsti is one year older than Bill and Libby is nine years younger. Libby has two kids.

Bill Gates was born in 28th of October 1955. He first went to Lakeside, an expensive private school and after that he went to Harvard University. He met his friend and eventual colleague Paul Allen at Lakeside. Bill did not have a troubled childhood, but in a Playboy Magazine interview he said that he'd been referred to a psychiatrist for a year and half due some problems at school when he was 13 years old. At school Bill's grades were low on those subjects that did not interest him, he did this deliberately so he could spend more time on those subjects that he was interested in.

Aja. S spectrumom lahko po njivovem celo zradiraš rokopis. Bom šel na podstrešje pogledat.

To je cista resnica. Spectrumu se po domace rece tudi "radirka" zaradi tipk, ki so na tipkovnici taksne kot da bi bile radirke.. oz.. Mirko tipka na radirko :)

PHP v bistvu pomeni 'Professional Home Pages'

Kar naj nekdo izbrska PHP 1.0 in preveri... ;>

@Viharnik:
* Od kje prihaja hobotnični alien Tjararara...?
- to so oni pisal v eni številki revije (nism videl, pa mi je en povedu - re)

* Pa neki neznanec, pa hočjo met latinsko ime zanj.
- v njihovem čudnem stripu je neznanec pingvin (vedno s puščico piše neki neznanec) - latinsko ... google

* Neka njihova politična stranka v ustanavljanju?! (erekcija in/ali ejakulacija kao masturbacija, do penetracije še niso prišli)
- če pogledaš odgovore, sploh ostali trije niso STRANKE ampak kr neki (sramka... itd.)

* Kaj Hasan ni? Svetovno znani nabiralec zelišč.

* V Vrdlovcih pri Pertoči je urednik dotičnega zabavnika doživel svojo nirvano.
- jap, tut men tko zgleda

- font logotipa najdeš na www.myfonts.com (poiščeš kak homeward in dobiš pravi Hobo - na njihovi www.joker.si lahko vidiš kako zgleda)

- za Friendse je za vsako sezono napisano, kaj se dogaja (tut to, da se Bing zaroči s tisto Monico)

v glavnem res velja kar sem napisal

no, enostavno so ostala neodgovorjena vprašanja, ki jih vedo samo 'lokalneži' na Joker forumu

Kr neki. Da počiš od smeha.

no zdej je pa vse znano !

sam sem presenečen, da ni bilo nobenega, ki bi falil samo eno vprašanje (ki ga res poznajo tisti lokalni Joker forumovci)

eh, kaj bi če bi... vsi bili pametni