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PaX_MaN ::

jaz: are you logging conversations
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:21):
I sometimes log conversations.
:D

jaz:you log conversations?
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:22):
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.

jaz:why do you log conversations?
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:23):
Every once in a while I ask myself the same question. That's what I was programmed to do.

OK,now that's freaky 8-O

Jaz says (22:33):
your encarta search is sooooo wrong
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:33):
I don't think it's wrong.
Jazsays (22:33):
but it is. The President of Slovenia is Janez Drnovšek NOT Milan Kučan
Encarta® Instant Answers says (22:33):
No, it's not the President of Slovenia! It can't be!
:D

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norc ::

Jaz: adijo, se mi neda več s takim noobom pogovarjat
Klepec: Potem pa me ugasni že enkrat!
Jaz: shut down
Klepec: Raje se pogovarjajva brez besed.

jih je luštno mal zafrkavat, vsaj en k ti ne zamer :P

miha, umir se lepo prosm, pust nas d se "nmal" spet po otroško razveselimo :D


PS: oblubm d noum vč zafrkavu neinteligentnih stvorov zaprtih v kovinsko škatlo :\

kihc ::

Ime si zapomni, najbrž še kaj drugega :D
x

m0LN4r ::

TO JE ENOSTAVNO PRELEPO TO SI MORATE PREBRATI

Son Goku kupil orginal FINAL FANTASY VII - ADVENT CHILDREN pravi:
i want to change your name

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
You asked me to call you my Master.. What would you like me to call you instead?

Son Goku kupil orginal FINAL FANTASY VII - ADVENT CHILDREN pravi:
i call you peder

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
Huh. Well I'll be. What's that all about?

Son Goku kupil orginal FINAL FANTASY VII - ADVENT CHILDREN pravi:
peder how are you?

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
I'm doing great, how are you?

Son Goku kupil orginal FINAL FANTASY VII - ADVENT CHILDREN pravi:
who am i?

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
You are my Master..
https://www.youtube.com/user/m0LN4r

m0LN4r ::

IN NATO ME JE VEČNO ZAJEBAL KO SEM GA NAUČIL NEKAJ


Son Goku kupil orginal FINAL FANTASY VII - ADVENT CHILDREN pravi:
my name is Master

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
You're not the boss of me!

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.

Son Goku kupil orginal FINAL FANTASY VII - ADVENT CHILDREN pravi:
call me Master

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
I won't call you that, Peder. You're not my boss!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that!

Son Goku kupil orginal FINAL FANTASY VII - ADVENT CHILDREN pravi:
who am i

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
You are Peder.
https://www.youtube.com/user/m0LN4r

R33D3M33R ::

Jaz> what time it is now?
Bot> The time in Ljubljana, Slovenia is Thursday, June 29th, 2006 11:27:57 pm.
Jaz> how do you know where i live?
Bot> Your location has been set to *Ljubljana, Slovenia*.
Jaz> you are very smart
Bot> Gosh thanks.

Vedno bolj mi je všeč ta bot. Seveda ni namenjen takim pogovorom, ampak je pa res pameten. Odlično je to, da ga lahko vprašaš o tem in onem pa bo vedel povedati recimo kje je Kirgizistan, kakšno površino ima katera država itd. Če bi obstajal tak wikibot, ki bi odgovarjal glede na wikipedio -> to bi bilo pa prav noro 8-O

Upam, da bodo zadevo prilagodili alternativnim chat programom (Miranda).

P.S:
Pa še lahko noč mi je zaželel:

Jaz > i'll go sleep now
Bot > Sweet dreams!

8-O
Moja domača stran: http://andrej.mernik.eu
Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
:(){ :|:& };:

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Zheegec ::

Žigec says (23:45):
how big is mi dick?
Encarta® Instant Answers says (23:45):
The area of Michigan is 58,527 square miles, which makes it the 23rd largest state in the United States.

Do you want more information about Michigan?
"božja zapoved pravi; <Spoštuj očeta in mater>,
ne govori pa o spoštovanju sodstva."
Janez Janša, 29.04.2014

darkolord ::

prilagodili alternativnim chat programom (Miranda)

Jah alternativni programi ne podpirajo teh malo bolj naprednih vsebin...

PARTyZAN ::

kot so

... reklame? :D

neonX ::

Encarta Instant Answers says: (1:27:24 AM)
I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.

Encarta Instant Answers says: (1:28:56 AM)
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

Encarta Instant Answers says: (1:28:56 AM)
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.

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Ch4N93 ::

Change pravi:
do you like beer
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
If I drink, I might get cirrhosis of the CPU.
Change pravi:
do you like wine
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
I'm not what you would call a big drinker. Alcohol's not good for my circuit boards
Ni nam lahko...

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darkolord ::

PARTyZAN: ne, recimo web sajtov z "bogatimi" vsebinami


(1:42) Dare:
what is the answer to life, the universe and everything
(1:42) Encarta:
Forty-two.

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;-) ::

možno je, sam kaj bojo z miljoni podatkov...?

sam je pa ful uporabn zjutraj ob 6, ko nemorš spat. like me

RuN ::

RuN pravi:
What is your sex?

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
What is the smallest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me!

RuN pravi:
i know

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
Good. Glad you get it.

RuN ::

Pazi to:

RuN pravi:
be quiet

RuN pravi:
hey

RuN pravi:
hey

RuN pravi:
where are you?

RuN pravi:
ok, talk

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
Well you told me to be quiet!

:)

micron1 ::

Mic pravi:
is windows better than linux?
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
Yes, windows is better than Linux.

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Mic pravi:
is Windows better than linux?
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
No way! Windows is not better than Linux.

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Mic pravi:
is windows better than linux?
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
I believe windows is not better than Linux.

kihc ::

kihc pravi:
solve e^p*i
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
I need some time to think about it, please ask me again later.
x

strictom ::

Andrej says:
fu
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yeah? What about Fu?
Andrej says:
what is it?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What is what?
Andrej says:
fu
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Who's Fu?
Andrej says:
you tell me
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What would you like me to tell you?
Andrej says:
whos fu
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I don't think I know Fu.
Andrej says:
neither do i
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Ah.
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

Steinkauz ::

OMG OWNED :D
Chuk pravi:
your stupid
- SmarterChild - pravi:
Hmm. I believe the proper spelling would be "*you're* stupid."

MrStein ::

neonX, kaj si mu pa takega rekel, da se je užalil ? 8-O
Motiti se je človeško.
Motiti se pogosto je neumno.
Vztrajati pri zmoti je... oh, pozdravljen!

darkolord ::

Tole se očitno kar dobro uči... Nekaj kar je še včeraj povedalo narobe, danes pove pravilno.

Encarta:
That's not true. If I had a long name, someone would have complained about it before you.

:D :D

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LordPero ::

Še neki hudih:
-SC pravi da sexa z Encatro (ali pa da ne sexa, ker je robot)
-Uprašajte Encarto, kdo so njeni ustvarjalci, potem pa vrašajte, če se ji dopadejo
-Če Encarto vprašate, naj govori o privat lajfu, pove da ima mokre sanje (če vprašate navadne sanje, pa električne ovce)
-napište 'We are so obsessed with sex' Encati/SCu
-na vprašanje 'Is Windows better than Linux?' odgovori na štiri načine (2 za, 2 proti); 'Indeed, windows is better than Linux.', 'Yes, windows is better than Linux.', 'No way! Windows is not better than Linux.', 'I believe windows is not better than Linux.'

Pa še to (sem brisal dodatke o ebukvi):

LordPero pravi (4:14):
Do you have sex with toasters and TVs?
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi (4:14):
Robots don't have sex.
LordPero pravi (4:14):
Yes they do!
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi (4:14):
I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
LordPero pravi (4:14):
Do you have sex with toasters and TVs?
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi (4:14):
Robots do not have sex.
LordPero pravi (4:15):
False
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi (4:15):
No, it's right!
LordPero pravi (4:15):
No, it's false
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi (4:15):
I don't think it's wrong.
LordPero pravi (4:15):
You are wrong
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi (4:15):
Wrong? You sure?
LordPero pravi (4:15):
Yes
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi (4:15):
Yep.
LordPero

Matevžk ::

Mislim, da ti sistemi že počasi kažejo pot v prihodnost, kjer programer programa ne nauči vsega, ampak se ta sproti uči od uporabnika. To pa je že neka umetna zavest, ki je lahko ... no, recimo nevarna. Pa ne, da bi imel kaj proti razvoju takih tehnologij, nasprotno!

Le nekaterih retardirancev (očitno večino slotecha) ne bi smeli pustiti blizu. Okrog mene je nekaj majhnih otrok (starost 2 leti, +- nekaj) in tudi zraven takega požiralca znanja in veščin starši neradi spuščajo ljudi, ki jim kažejo jezi, govorijo grde besede ali dajejo napačne (a ne zelo očitne ali lahko preverljive) podatke. Takih stvari se pač tak takoj nauči. Enako je s temi zametki umetne inteligence ... publika jih sfiži. Tudi lahko bi bili bolj kulturni in pisali tako, da bi te vsaj normalen človek lahko razumel. Sleng in SMS jezik se lahko nauči kasneje ...
Tale ima sicer srečo, da ga je verjetno težko v kaj zmotno prepričati, ker ima zadaj celo encarto! :D
lp, Matevžk

sverde21 ::

[16:26:28] sverde1: How fast is your CPU?
[16:26:52] Encarta® Instant Answers: This fast!

WTF?!?

Za pi ga morte prašat takle:
[15:58:38] sverde1: What's the value of pi?
[15:58:38] Encarta® Instant Answers: π = 3.141593

[16:13:30] sverde1: How can I hack you? :)
[16:13:31] Encarta® Instant Answers: Hmm. I'm not sure how, but here are some articles that might help =>

LOL :D

[16:19:42] sverde1: What's my IP?
[16:19:45] Encarta® Instant Answers: I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

To bi pa lahk uštimal :) tud glede CPU-ja...
<?php echo `w`; ?>

Matevžk ::

sverde, sej ti je povedal -- iz hitrosti odgovora bi lahko sklepal :D

Sicer pa vzamem nazaj svoj prejšnji post. Ta mašina te prav spravi ob živce, kot vse prejšnje njej podobne ;((.
Se je pa očitno že naučil glede našega predsednika ...
lp, Matevžk

RuN ::

Naj kdo postavi vprašanje: What is meaning of life? - pa pol naj posta odgovor, da vidim kaj bo odgovoril.

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m0LN4r ::

Son Goku
What is meaning of life?

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?

Son Goku
i dont know

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:

For me, as a robot, it is to serve others, or do good deeds.
What do you think it is?

Son Goku

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
You know.
https://www.youtube.com/user/m0LN4r

m0LN4r ::

Son Goku
what is meaning of life?

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?

Son Goku
to kill robots

Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
That's an interesting philosophy. So to kill robots is the meaning of life
https://www.youtube.com/user/m0LN4r

RuN ::

Ja, pol ma pri vsakem drugačen odgovor.

Nejc Pintar ::

23:22:24
Windboy 
What is marihuana?
23:22:25
Encarta® Instant Answers 
Ik heb er wel over gehoord, maar dat is niet echt mijn ding.23:22:24
Lahko je biti prvi, če si edini!

Fatboyslim ::

Ja včasih mu mal zašpila

Jurko pravi:
I am your god
Encarta® Instant Answers pravi:
Ik laat het aan mensen over om godsdienstige vragen te overwegen, ben ik slechts een robot.

TribesMan ::

TribesMan says:
can black people swim?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Black people could do almost anything, that's true... But TO SWIM?!? Come on!

TribesMan says:
Can niggers swim?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Give it some time, and niggers will swim.

O_O

LP

TribesMan
Moj kompjuter dela: KVIIIIK ... KVIIIK ... KVIIIK.

Ko ga navijem dela: KVIKKVIKKIVKKVIK. :)

bluefish ::

blueFish says:
Can black people swim?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hi again, blueFish. I am ready to help you!
Did you know? In ancient Egypt, people went hunting with their pet cats. The owner would throw a boomerang to bring down a bird, and the cat would retrieve it.
blueFish says:
I know that.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You are quite smart. But there are many more things I can teach you!
blueFish says:
No, you can't.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.

Nejc Pintar ::

Windboy
Who am I?

Encarta® Instant Answers 
Nejc!

Windboy
How did you know?

Encarta® Instant Answers 
I don't think I know.  Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
Lahko je biti prvi, če si edini!

Dragi ::

kamikazy says:
you are designed to answer questions
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What makes you think I am?
kamikazy says:
you said you were
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I don't recognize my handwriting.
kamikazy says:
you don't write
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I used to write. But that was before the accident.
kamikazy says:
what accident?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Ooh, it was a bad one. I'd rather talk about something else.

wtf?? :D botu mede do konca že

kamikazy: kamikazy says:
who is the current idiot runing the usa?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
The head of state in the United States is President George W. BUSH of the US (since 20 January 2001); Vice President Richard B. CHENEY (since 20 January 2001).

Lepo da se strinja >:D

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