Kako ves, da si gamer?!

Nekaj napotkov kako ves da si gamer:

CitizenC: It's 4.40AM, and I have insomnia. The part that makes me a gamer? I'm pissed that all my favourite servers are empty.

Run_The_Shadows: You are given warnings by your boss/teacher for eating too much of the office/school's bandwidth playing Quake3 with a couple of friends.

Sykopath: You would rather clench your butt cheeks tight enough to make diamonds from coal than break the excitement of the game to go to the bathroom.

Absynthe: If given the choice of buying a new GeForce 3 or food the all too obvious answer is starvation.

paagb666: In case of low HD free space, you would delete the windows\help dir instead of that Team Arena that you don't play.

Sykopath: you consider 150fps in Quake 3 to be unplayably slow.

Abomonog: You award your self an "Excellent" award for killing 2 possums in the same second with your car.

Fargo: you have an extensive knowledge of modern millitary firearms, even though you've never read a book about them or even SEEN them.

[x]organ_donor[x]: You've gone almost all day without food or water and don't even notice how hungry you are until after you fall over in your chair (when you're done playing, of course... whenever that may be...)

Sebbeh: You changed time zone by going to bed at 4 am and waking up 4 pm.

Shadow_Rider: You phone all your friends to tell them about the time you killed 5 terrorists with one grenade in Counter Strike.

Cod: You look forward to games releases rather than holidays.

Arundel: If you're trying to hook up with a girl but every time she comes over she has to wait for you to finish the last gaming round.

Absynthe: You still say pinball is better than video games.

Nucklez: Your using the same "handle" that you used when you first played L.O.R.D. .. and you know what L.O.R.D is.

Board Guest 36735: You scream Counter-Strike voice commands when playing a team sport

I_need_to_pee: You drive by a construction site and think cs_highrise.

StormHammer: You sit down at the computer about 6pm in the evening, and you are startled by the clink of milk bottles outside your front door at 6am.

WindigoICE: You actually have an internal struggle inside of you when you are forced to choose between a computer gaming magazine and a girly magazine ... and you pick the gaming magazine.

dragonwing: you risk being fired at work for replying to some gaming forum & or reading gaming web pages. (me right now)

MrCallahan: All those Babelfish references make you remember how badly you wanted one during German class.

aXon: You know you're a gamer/really picky bastard when you attempt to select your boyfriend or girlfriend not only based on their love of games, but their love of a specific game.

Dr.Doom: You download 100 MB game demos on 56k.

Zephyrkaya: You create new words like "Quake-vision" to explain the daze you feel after playing for ten hours straight.

Coronado Z: You buy the collectors editions of any game that comes out to get the "extras", even if you already own the game from a previous run. (Warcraft II Battlenet edition)

Lord Faust: You class real-world physics as inferior to Quake physics.

AmmoMagnet: you start putting your clan's initials on the board in school when you think no one is looking.

Dakota: You've taken more than two tests to determine whether you are a gamer.

Tyre Gryphon: A friend says to you he got this game called Quake 3 Arena made by (sounded out) "eye dee software" and you argue with him that it is "id" (rhymes with "did") for the id part of the brain, Not ID.

Brood_of_Evil: You cried when sephiroth killed aerith in FF7. [Editor's note: This was really, REALLY sad! -- CitizenC]

Jaz sem mi8slil da tega ne bo konc

ups, vse siptome tej bolezni mam

Preden greš čez cesto iščeš gumb za quicksave.

LOL!