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Yo mama

strictom ::

Zanima me kdaj kdo zmaga v Yo mama duelu?
Zgubi tisti ki se prej zatipka ali tisti ki mu prej idej zmanka?

PS.: Sprašujem zato ker sem pwnal delež slo-techa ;) in so začeli bit celi eni nancyish in da sem zgubil ker sem namest "scirt" napisal "sicrt" :\



8-)
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

|CyGNUS-x ::

Razlož zaka se sploh gre
Ni in ne more biti nobenega drugega načina za preizkušanje
resnične moči kapitalistične države kot je vojna.

gfighter ::

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.

[ta mi je res ql]

strictom ::

Dva se greta yo mama vojno. Kdo zgubi? Tisti ki se prej zatipka al tisti ki mu prej idej zmanjka?
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

bond007 ::

Logično bi blo tisti, ki mu idej zmanjka. Tudi če se zatipka kdo - verjetno bistvo še vedno razumeš..

strictom ::

Ok. Tnx.

PWNED!

Barabe so me benale pol s kanala ker sem bil predober :D :D :D
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

BigWhale ::

V tvojem primeru tisti, ki se prej zatipka... Kar tako, bending the rules...

Calligula ::

Mater-a ne znas tko nalozit, da kao pravila, ki so tebi v prid zmagajo?
Ze ker si rabil vprasat namesto da bi PWNAL si izgubil.

VEDNO zagovarjat svoj prav. Sploh v tako pomembih zadevah v zivljenju :D
Mislim pr YO MAMA popuscat..

Kam gre ta svet?

Zgodovina sprememb…

  • spremenila: Calligula ()

strictom ::

Kam gre ta svet? KAM!!?? Pwnaš v yo mama in te banajo s kanala??? KAM?!?!?!? Arrghhh ;((

:D
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

BigWhale ::

Yo mamma is so stupid, that she called social service when you got 0wn3ed!

:P

tx-z ::

A lahk kdo kšne dobre napiše?:))
tx-z

Slowenc ::

Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama's so nasty, when someone asked her what she was going to eat, she spread her legs and pointed down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.
Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Skiny gate.

Slowenc ::

# Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
# Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
# Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
# Yo mama's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
# Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and declared new land.
# Yo mama's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
# Yo mama's so fat when she has sex; she has to give directions!
# Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says "okay!"
# Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
# Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house; she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
# Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
# Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale, it says "to be continued…"
# Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale, it says "we don't do livestock."
# Yo mama's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
# Yo mama's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
# Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
# Yo mama's so fat she wakes up in sections!
# Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
# Yo mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
# Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
# Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
# Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
# Yo mama's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!
# Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a parked car!
# Yo mama's so fat they have to grease the bathtub to get her out!
# Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
# Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
# Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
# Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
# Yo mama's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
# Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
# Yo mama's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.
# Yo mama's so fat, when she diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
# Yo mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
# Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
# Yo mama's so fat, her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph
# Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side."
# Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
# Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
# Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: ''MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 240 PATRONS OR YO MAMA"
# Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
# Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
# Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
# Yo mama's so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
# Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
# Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
# Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
# Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
# Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
# Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
# Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
# Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
# Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
# Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
# Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
# Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Skiny gate.

tx-z ::

Looooool, tnx...čeprav eni so bedni|O :))
tx-z

strictom ::

Večino jih poznam ampak nekatere so dobre.

BigWhale: Yo moma is so nasty, her nickname is "Damn". :D
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

BigWhale ::

Jest sem vsaj originalen in sem si izmislil nekaj novega...

strictom ::

Yo mama so lame, she gets pwned in tetris lvl 1 :D
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

BigWhale ::

Tole bi blo smesn edin, ce bi napisal kaj v stilu:

Yo momma is so supid that she showed up on Sokoban competition with a fork lift!

V bistvu si zgresil celo 'poanto' yo momma...

:P

strictom ::

Dobra :D
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

Matek ::

Your momma is so fat she crushed the server when she tried to stay ON TOPIC.

Razumete kaj hocem povedat?
Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.

iggy ::

Ja! sam ni smešn :\
Hey, you're fat!


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