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-What, is that your blood or some kind of oil? (Vegeta, DBZ)
-Mushi, mushi? (Muten Roshi, DBZ)

S televizije: "...i jedna žlica VEGETE."
(se še spomnite?)

Iz kina (med predstavo): Na tipa, ki žveči čigumi, pade avto in ga spešta (iz Godzile to, men se zdi). V dvorani se zasliši: "Toliko okusa, pa tako malo časa!"

Iz vsakdanjega življenja: v matkini službi se menijo o tisti reklami za referendum ("A bova?" "Samo če bo večina za."). Komentar enega od sodelavcev: "Če bi jo večina pofuk@la, bi že zdavni mela otroka."

Od modrih izrekov: Bolje vrabec v roki kot (p)tič v riti.

Od inštruktorja Spasota Palačkovića: gre ena peška nepravilno čez cesto, da sem moral zabremzati: "Jebote kôkoš!" (naglasak na prvem o-ju).

Iz risank: "Prekle zakurnk!" in pa "Moram še malo miže premisliti....HRRRRRR"

A bo dost zaenkrat?

mljeka mi u prahu, kidam na ljevo

"Ezekiel 25-17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." *bum, bum, bum, bum,bum...bum*

Iz 3/4 ameriških filmov: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Bart Simpson: "I didn't do it"

Al Bundy: "If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men."

Nekdo: "Elvis has left the building"

No tega se zdele edino spomenm avtor je pa moja mama nanaša se pa na referendum.

Če si ne morjo kurca najdt naj jo pa za črve šparajo.

Pa še en od sošolca tud na referendum leti

Jz bom glasvov ZA pol bom pa semenarno odpru, men že ne bojo posla jemal

pa še en iz sveta športa in sicer F1

ULALA (ne vem kako se že piše tale komentator, če pa ne poznate pa enkrat na POP TV glejte F1)

"We are non-violent with people who are non-violent with us." - Malcolm X

"If you're not ready to die for it, put the word "freedom" out of your vocabulary." - Malcolm x

"My name is Huey P. Newton. I'm the minister of defense of the Black Panther Party. I´m standing on my constitutional rights. I'm not going to allow you to brutalize me. I'm going to stop you from brutalizing my people. You got your gun, pig, I got mine. If you shoot at me, I'm shooting back." Huey P. Newton

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctivenes to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistence is futile. (Borgi, Star Trek)

Engage! (Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek)

Live long and prosper. (Vulkanci, Star Trek)

Pametno, Poldi (Hrabri mišek)

"Tell it to the joudge, Bob!"(iz risanke ed, edd and eddy)
"Claen the stage, or we wont play!"(goldfinger)

'we'll be saying a big hello to all inteligent life forms everywhere. and to everyone else out there - the secret is to bang the rocks together guys!'

'Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about a script for hamlet they've worked out.'

'We have normality, I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. Please relax.'

'Parents of young organic life forms are warned that towels can be harmful if swalowed in large quantities.'

ti so iz radijske igre The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy.



ampak največja legenda je pa vseeno grashak!:

Kurca nemaš pa se iživljavaš, majku ti jebem je li...!

Pa okinucu ti glavu, kurac i mozak, budalo jedna glupa neiživljena, životinjo jedna odvratna. Mamicu ti jebem govnarsku, jesi cuo smradu jedan!

Puši kurac, jesi cuo! Da ti kurac dam, a jebem ti grašak, kurac grašak i kurac dam konju jedan. Smrdljivi jedan stvore, da ti mater jebem raspalu!

Puši kurac, jesi cuo, majku ti tvoju jebem, jesi cuo majku li ti jebem mrtvu, i živu i mrtvu, jesi cuo...!

Ma puši kurac majku li ti jebem jesi cuo. Dodi ovamo smrdljivce jedan da ti jebem mamicu, da te sad, da te sjebem tu sad ko picku, mater ti jebem. Dodi ako imaš muda majku li ti jebem tvoju, jesi cuo!


Pedercino jedna, pedercino jedna odvratna mamicu ti jebem ??? pa ceš mene ??? na telefon mater ti jebem sadisticku, jesi cuo! Govnaru jedan mrtvi. Marš mater ti jebem raspalu, jesi cuo. Puši kurac! A dodi mamicu, evo ti ovde stacu ti ispred kuce dole, dodi picko jedna ako smeš. Dodi mamicu ti jebem, dodi. Slobodno dodi picko jedna, nego ti kurca nemaš jadan što bi ti radio ??? samo se stidiš, bezobraznice jedan bezobrazni!

Jesi cuo majku ti na grašak, ma tebe u usta majku ti jebem i sve ti po redu što imaš kuci tamo, pa se i oni tebe stide, pa ne znaju šta imaju u kucu, budalo jedna glupa.

Marš govnaru jedan, dodi dole mamicu ti jebem, pa da se popricam s tobom, picko jedna raspala dodi ode!

Ma šta pedercino, spusti slušalicu pa budi muško, pa dodi ovde mamicu ti jebem. Dodi s pištoljem, sa cim god hoceš pedercino jedna!

Ma cuti tu smrdljivce jedan, nemo usta otvarati, da ti govna iz usta izlaze, budalo jedna!

hm, se opravičujem za grde izraze

Še najbolj svjetksi je tisti:
"Pa pusti djedu, vidiš da nema para."
"Pa ko nema para, daj pet karata."

luni: pa ne da ne veš kaj je Grashak? :)))
to je ena zajebancija po telefonu... skratka.. tip na eni strani linije govori ta text, ki ga je napisal frudi...

Zadeva seka

Duke
Damn I'm good!
You are an inspiration for a birth control.
What are you? Some sort of bottom feeding, scum sucking, algee eater!
He he , what a mess!

BG2: Minsk
You point, me kick!

Naredite mi to deželo spet slovensko ( Jelinčič leta 91 se mi zdi.)

Screw you guys iam going home (cartman osebno)

Keny why are you so por (opet cartman )

Ne cujem dobro ( slobo na zborovanju )

eno najboljsih gesel ka sem jih kdaj slisal pa je :
Ein Folk Ein Reich Ein fuhrer !!!


pa de ne bo kdo mislil de sm rasit al pa nacist, ka bo jemu prav

grashak.... ce ga kdo rabi ga mam tko jest (kot tut frudi) na compu :))

drzgac pa mislim da ga mam nekje na enmu CD-ju v kompletni verziji...

frudi: res je... grashak je zakon

lp,SuLc

Smrt fasizmu, SLOBODAN narodu

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate.
....All those moments will be lost in time .......... like tears in rain.

Ej... mimgrede, a lahko tele hecne zadeve nekam uploadate? Mislm take kot Hasana, pa burek, pa semenarna, pa vodovod, pa športna napoved.... te že vse mam, ampak se mi zdi da jih more bit še ful več.... Kje dobit?

Še en izrek iz nevemkje: "Say this one more time, and we're gonna leave the room, I will come back, you won't."

"Life is like a box of chocolats. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forest Gump-
"Life is too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it." -American History X-

"64k bytes will be enough for everything" - Bill Gates
"Join the army, visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"
"When you kill one it's a tragedy, when you kill 2 million it's a statistics..." - Red Alert
"Hey, you there! Open those windows. Let the air force come in!" - Spoken by a teacher for whom English was a second language.

KoRn

Album: KoRn

"If I don't find a way to see through the gray that clouds my mind.
This time I look to see what's between the lines." Blind

"You know what, Fuck you
I'm fed up with you
I'm not as good as you
Fuck no, I'm better than you!" Divine


Album: Life is Peachy

"I don't know your fucking name.
So what, let's fuck" A.D.I.D.A.S.

"You came into my life without a single thing
I gave into your ways which left me with nothing
I've given into smiles, I've dealt with all your games
I wish you're happy now, I had to let you win" Good God

"Some look at the time, I looked back into my life
You want to touch me to see what's in my eyes
Why do you make me remember all the hate all its shame
Don't you hate me, sometimes?" No place to hide


Album: Follow the Leader

"Something takes a part of me.
Something lost and never seen.
Everytime I start to believe,
Something's raped and taken from me... " Freak on a Leash

"How you gonna tell me where to skate, who to date,
how to fuck, how to kiss, who to love, who to diss,
how to live. What it is, somethin' gotta give.
Parents or the kids, it won't be the kids.
What? It won't be the kids.
We're talking shit, 'cause life is a bitch.
You know it is. Everybody tryin' to get rich. God damn!
All I wanna do is live. All I wanna do is live." (Ice Cube) Children of the KoRn

"What the fuck ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva', limp dick. Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe Funkdoobiest is what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'! Plus your bills I'm paying, you can't eat that shit every day, Fred. Lay off the bacon." All in the Family


Album: Issues

"I feel the shame
I'm not insane
The things I feel now
Aren't the same
Who gives a fuck,
if my life sucks?
I just know one thing
I won't give up" Beg for Me

"I hurt so bad inside
I wish you could see
The world through my eyes
It stays the same
I just wanna laugh again" Dirty


Razno (KoRn)

"I am alive
I will never run away
Places inside
My heart screams inside with pride
Once I cry
Now I wipe away the tears
Once I die
Now I'm alive" Alive

The END (for now, there is much more to hear...)
"Feeling like a freak on a leash"

Trenutno mi nic pametnega ne pade v glavo tko da nej bo tale: Prav nic ga ni imelo, da bi se zapletel z njima, in ker je sklenil, da je opreznost mati junastva, strahopetnost pa mati opreznosti, se je hrabro skril v omaro.

Tisti, ki ve iz kje je to, pa naj se javi

One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them.
One ring to bring them all,
and in to the darkness bind them.

J.R.R. Tolkien; Lords of the Rings
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Vrnil se bom!

Hugo
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Wishes are just an Illusion.

me
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funz over

Ali pa ta;

"Vsaka žrtev je v vojni opravičena, če se z njo doseže cilj." - Miloševič

Princ z Bel Aira:

My love for you is like a river,
like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver.
One look from you is more precious than gold...

In reče Jazz:
Let's go get some barbecue and get BUSY!