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Matek ::

KAteri so vaši naj citati iz filmov, risank, tv-ja, itd. Meni so najboljši:

iz risank:
-What's up, doc? (Bugs Bunny)
-Dispickable (oni racman)
-Suffering Sucketash (ne, vem če sem prov napisu, un Maček Silvester)
-I thought i saw a pussy cat (tweety)

iz filmov:
-dodge this (Matrica)
-and now to something comepletely different (Monty phyton)
-I'll be back (Arnold)
-Groovy, baby (Austin Powers)

IZ reklam:
Wassup (budweiser)
To bo vse:D
Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.

luni ::

-What, is that your blood or some kind of oil? (Vegeta, DBZ)
-Mushi, mushi? (Muten Roshi, DBZ)
Artificial Intelligentia

OrlyTM ::

Lahko pa se seveda tudi motim. (Nikolaj Pečenko, Monitor)
Are there any guys, that are just normal ?!? (Beth, Road Trip)

Zadnji je sploh neverjeten. Kako se ženska zjeza :))) hehe
Na sploh Road Trip seka big time.

lp
OrlyTM
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<b>Fear is in The Eye Of The Beholder. Don't let it be You!</b>

jeti ::

S televizije: "...i jedna žlica VEGETE.":D
(se še spomnite?)

Iz kina (med predstavo): Na tipa, ki žveči čigumi, pade avto in ga spešta (iz Godzile to, men se zdi). V dvorani se zasliši: "Toliko okusa, pa tako malo časa!"

Iz vsakdanjega življenja: v matkini službi se menijo o tisti reklami za referendum ("A bova?" "Samo če bo večina za."). Komentar enega od sodelavcev: "Če bi jo večina pofuk@la, bi že zdavni mela otroka.":D

Od modrih izrekov: Bolje vrabec v roki kot (p)tič v riti.;)

Od inštruktorja Spasota Palačkovića: gre ena peška nepravilno čez cesto, da sem moral zabremzati: "Jebote kôkoš!" (naglasak na prvem o-ju).

Iz risank: "Prekle zakurnk!" in pa "Moram še malo miže premisliti....HRRRRRR"

A bo dost zaenkrat?:)
Bolje vrabec v roki kot (p)tič v riti!
Včasih je bil http://come.to/jeti

BigFoot ::

iz filma Maratonci trčajo počastni krug (Maratonci tečejo častni krog). pride 20 let star sinko pomerit eno truplo za krsto. pa tko meri, pol pa izusti eno brihtno: 'moj otac je uvijek govorio. svaki čovjek ima tri mijere. višinu, širinu a kad je mrtav, dužinu'
LG 65EF950V 65" OLED; 5.2.2 Atmos / DTS-X zvok z Marantzom SR6010, petimi Focal
Sib zvočniki, dvema Focal Cub3 subwooferjema in dvema Focal Little Birdoma na
stropu; PS4 Pro, PS3, Xbox One, Samsung UBD K8500 4K UHD, Philips BDP2180/12

Vuco ::

mljeka mi u prahu, kidam na ljevo :D

webcreator ::

Ice-T: "To all the virgins: Thanks for nothing!". (zahvale v prvem albumu Body Count).>:D.

Najboljši citat sploh je pa iz filma Pulp Fiction, Ezekiel 27 (or something).8-)
To all the virgins: "Thanks for nothing!"

Avenger ::

"Ezekiel 25-17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." *bum, bum, bum, bum,bum...bum* >:D

Iz 3/4 ameriških filmov: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Bart Simpson: "I didn't do it"

Al Bundy: "If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men."

Nekdo: "Elvis has left the building"
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.

Quickbeam ::

Perhaps you would like to borrow my trusty hammer. I have a feeling that you'd enjoy hitting yourself in the head with it.

Kiss my shiny metal ass! -Bender (Futurama)

SkIDiver ::

No tega se zdele edino spomenm avtor je pa moja mama nanaša se pa na referendum.

Če si ne morjo kurca najdt naj jo pa za črve šparajo.:D

Pa še en od sošolca tud na referendum leti

Jz bom glasvov ZA pol bom pa semenarno odpru, men že ne bojo posla jemal:D

pa še en iz sveta športa in sicer F1

ULALA (ne vem kako se že piše tale komentator, če pa ne poznate pa enkrat na POP TV glejte F1)

Tomi ::

Recimo temu nekaj z Aškerčeve...
Klinc je gleda ima na strojništvu povsem drugačen pomen. ( Klinc na strojništvu predava matematiko ).
No, tkule, dokaz je trivialen. moj predavatelj matematike
Ali pa še ena od farmacevtskih proslavljanj kolokvijev: Najbolj so mi všeč punce, ki razumejo moje potrebe:D
metrodusa.blogspot.com

Huey P ::

"We are non-violent with people who are non-violent with us." - Malcolm X

"If you're not ready to die for it, put the word "freedom" out of your vocabulary." - Malcolm x

"My name is Huey P. Newton. I'm the minister of defense of the Black Panther Party. I´m standing on my constitutional rights. I'm not going to allow you to brutalize me. I'm going to stop you from brutalizing my people. You got your gun, pig, I got mine. If you shoot at me, I'm shooting back." Huey P. Newton

..::DOOM III: The Legacy::..

freejack ::

Matthew 26:10 (Matejev evangelij):"Fear them not therefore: for there is nothing covered, that
shall not be revealed; and hid, that shall not be known."

JLP ::

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctivenes to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistence is futile. (Borgi, Star Trek)

Engage! (Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek)

Live long and prosper. (Vulkanci, Star Trek)

Pametno, Poldi (Hrabri mišek)

Live long and prosper!

boha ::

Kdo je bil to? (Janez Gašperlin, naš vrli reporter)
Priznam, nisem gledal... (Janez Gašperlin, naš vrli reporter)

JurijTurnsek ::

"Tell it to the joudge, Bob!"(iz risanke ed, edd and eddy)
"Claen the stage, or we wont play!"(goldfinger)
http://www.slatnaskejta.com

tha_man ::

My mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. (Clint Eastwood)

Dammit, I feel this kind of touchy (spet Clint Eastwood)

There are two kind of beings in this world: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. (ne boste verjeli, spet Clint Eastwood :D)
(c) 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd

frudi ::

'we'll be saying a big hello to all inteligent life forms everywhere. and to everyone else out there - the secret is to bang the rocks together guys!'

'Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about a script for hamlet they've worked out.'

'We have normality, I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. Please relax.'

'Parents of young organic life forms are warned that towels can be harmful if swalowed in large quantities.'


ti so iz radijske igre The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy.



ampak največja legenda je pa vseeno grashak!:

Kurca nemaš pa se iživljavaš, majku ti jebem je li...!

Pa okinucu ti glavu, kurac i mozak, budalo jedna glupa neiživljena, životinjo jedna odvratna. Mamicu ti jebem govnarsku, jesi cuo smradu jedan!

Puši kurac, jesi cuo! Da ti kurac dam, a jebem ti grašak, kurac grašak i kurac dam konju jedan. Smrdljivi jedan stvore, da ti mater jebem raspalu!

Puši kurac, jesi cuo, majku ti tvoju jebem, jesi cuo majku li ti jebem mrtvu, i živu i mrtvu, jesi cuo...!

Ma puši kurac majku li ti jebem jesi cuo. Dodi ovamo smrdljivce jedan da ti jebem mamicu, da te sad, da te sjebem tu sad ko picku, mater ti jebem. Dodi ako imaš muda majku li ti jebem tvoju, jesi cuo!


Pedercino jedna, pedercino jedna odvratna mamicu ti jebem ??? pa ceš mene ??? na telefon mater ti jebem sadisticku, jesi cuo! Govnaru jedan mrtvi. Marš mater ti jebem raspalu, jesi cuo. Puši kurac! A dodi mamicu, evo ti ovde stacu ti ispred kuce dole, dodi picko jedna ako smeš. Dodi mamicu ti jebem, dodi. Slobodno dodi picko jedna, nego ti kurca nemaš jadan što bi ti radio ??? samo se stidiš, bezobraznice jedan bezobrazni!

Jesi cuo majku ti na grašak, ma tebe u usta majku ti jebem i sve ti po redu što imaš kuci tamo, pa se i oni tebe stide, pa ne znaju šta imaju u kucu, budalo jedna glupa.

Marš govnaru jedan, dodi dole mamicu ti jebem, pa da se popricam s tobom, picko jedna raspala dodi ode!

Ma šta pedercino, spusti slušalicu pa budi muško, pa dodi ovde mamicu ti jebem. Dodi s pištoljem, sa cim god hoceš pedercino jedna!

Ma cuti tu smrdljivce jedan, nemo usta otvarati, da ti govna iz usta izlaze, budalo jedna!


hm, se opravičujem za grde izraze :)
1ACDoHVj3wn7N4EMpGVU4YGLR9HTfkNhTd... in case I've written something useful :)

Thomas ::

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

8-)
Man muss immer generalisieren - Carl Jacobi

Koci ::

Še najbolj svjetksi je tisti:
"Pa pusti djedu, vidiš da nema para."
"Pa ko nema para, daj pet karata."
Panta rei!!

luni ::

frudi hu d hek iz grašak? :)
Artificial Intelligentia

whatson ::

luni: pa ne da ne veš kaj je Grashak? :)))
to je ena zajebancija po telefonu... skratka.. tip na eni strani linije govori ta text, ki ga je napisal frudi...

Zadeva seka :D
Čas včlanitve v Slo-Tech - 6. nov 2000 ob 20:39

gkovac ::

Wasn't me (Shaggy)

Washing up your car to make it rain won't work (Murphy)

Drugac pa vsi ostali murphijevi zakoni :D

temu tipu nikol ne zmanjka idej... in nikol ne prides "mim" njegovih zakonov...

aja... a veste, da Murphijevih zakonov sploh ni napisal Murphy.... ampak en k se je tko pisal k on :D

lp,SuLc
lp,
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"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."

ABX ::

Duke
Damn I'm good!
You are an inspiration for a birth control.
What are you? Some sort of bottom feeding, scum sucking, algee eater!
He he , what a mess!

BG2: Minsk
You point, me kick!
Vaša inštalacija je uspešno spodletela!

Yohan del Sud ::

"What the fuck was that?" Last words of mayor of Hiroshima, 1945.

ns-miha ::

Naredite mi to deželo spet slovensko ( Jelinčič leta 91 se mi zdi.)

Screw you guys iam going home (cartman osebno)

Keny why are you so por (opet cartman ):D

Ne cujem dobro ( slobo na zborovanju )
sovrazim niggerje, zide

luni ::

Yohan crni humor, eh? :D
Artificial Intelligentia

ns-miha ::

eno najboljsih gesel ka sem jih kdaj slisal pa je :
Ein Folk Ein Reich Ein fuhrer !!!


pa de ne bo kdo mislil de sm rasit al pa nacist, ka bo jemu prav :D
sovrazim niggerje, zide

Yohan del Sud ::

"At Microsoft, quality is Job 1.1" neznani
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." J. Tarantino
"Amater je naredil Arko, profesionalci pa Titanik" neznan
"Edino nadomestilo za dobre manire so dobri refleksi" neznan (z dobrimi refleksi)
"Rehab is for quitters!" Yohanov primani moto :D

gkovac ::

grashak.... ce ga kdo rabi ga mam tko jest (kot tut frudi) na compu :))

drzgac pa mislim da ga mam nekje na enmu CD-ju v kompletni verziji...

frudi: res je... grashak je zakon :D:D

lp,SuLc
lp,
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"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."

Yohan del Sud ::

"prostor za kadilce v restavraciji je kot pisoar v bazenu" neznan

Cosmo ::

Smrt fasizmu, SLOBODAN narodu :D
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.

frudi ::

luni, če se ti da downloadat (sej je manj kot 400k), tole je grashak.

SuLc, kompletna verzija? kaj to biti in kje to dobiti? :)
1ACDoHVj3wn7N4EMpGVU4YGLR9HTfkNhTd... in case I've written something useful :)

DOLF ::

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate.
....All those moments will be lost in time .......... like tears in rain. :'(

Yohan del Sud ::

Blade Runner?

Avenger ::

Ej... mimgrede, a lahko tele hecne zadeve nekam uploadate? Mislm take kot Hasana, pa burek, pa semenarna, pa vodovod, pa športna napoved.... te že vse mam, ampak se mi zdi da jih more bit še ful več.... Kje dobit?

Še en izrek iz nevemkje: "Say this one more time, and we're gonna leave the room, I will come back, you won't."
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.

Yohan del Sud ::

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die."
-Mel Brooks

"Nikoli ne udari človeka z očali. Uporabi raje baseball palico." xy

"statistične raziskave kažejo, da je vsaki dve minuti narejena nova statistična raziskava" xy

Evo še link, da ne bom samo pametoval.

kuzifix ::

"Life is like a box of chocolats. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forest Gump-
"Life is too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it." -American History X-
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Tomi ::

Avenger: burek ima jeti, tako da lahko njemu zatežiš..
Sicer je pa stvar res zakon..
a ti si pa kar zaklenjen doma?
Ja..
A te zaklepajo ko psa?
Ja!
Ko psa?
Ja, kluč sm dons v šoli zgubu, zdej pa nimam kluča.
metrodusa.blogspot.com

Senitel ::

"64k bytes will be enough for everything" - Bill Gates
"Join the army, visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"
"When you kill one it's a tragedy, when you kill 2 million it's a statistics..." - Red Alert
"Hey, you there! Open those windows. Let the air force come in!" - Spoken by a teacher for whom English was a second language.

Tr0n ::

"OMG, they've killed Kenny!" (South Park)
"Kiss my shiny, metal ASS!" (Futurama)
"You have to start drinking again, if not for yourself, than for the sake of your friends!" (Futurama)
"Dodge this", "He's the one!" (Matrix)

Pa se tolko jih je, samo se ne spomnim trenutno...

|KoRn| ::

>:DKoRn>:D

Album: KoRn

"If I don't find a way to see through the gray that clouds my mind.
This time I look to see what's between the lines." Blind

"You know what, Fuck you
I'm fed up with you
I'm not as good as you
Fuck no, I'm better than you!" Divine


Album: Life is Peachy

"I don't know your fucking name.
So what, let's fuck" A.D.I.D.A.S.

"You came into my life without a single thing
I gave into your ways which left me with nothing
I've given into smiles, I've dealt with all your games
I wish you're happy now, I had to let you win" Good God

"Some look at the time, I looked back into my life
You want to touch me to see what's in my eyes
Why do you make me remember all the hate all its shame
Don't you hate me, sometimes?" No place to hide


Album: Follow the Leader

"Something takes a part of me.
Something lost and never seen.
Everytime I start to believe,
Something's raped and taken from me... " Freak on a Leash

"How you gonna tell me where to skate, who to date,
how to fuck, how to kiss, who to love, who to diss,
how to live. What it is, somethin' gotta give.
Parents or the kids, it won't be the kids.
What? It won't be the kids.
We're talking shit, 'cause life is a bitch.
You know it is. Everybody tryin' to get rich. God damn!
All I wanna do is live. All I wanna do is live." (Ice Cube) Children of the KoRn

"What the fuck ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva', limp dick. Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe Funkdoobiest is what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'! Plus your bills I'm paying, you can't eat that shit every day, Fred. Lay off the bacon." >:D All in the Family


Album: Issues

"I feel the shame
I'm not insane
The things I feel now
Aren't the same
Who gives a fuck,
if my life sucks?
I just know one thing
I won't give up" Beg for Me

"I hurt so bad inside
I wish you could see
The world through my eyes
It stays the same
I just wanna laugh again" Dirty


Razno (KoRn)

"I am alive
I will never run away
Places inside
My heart screams inside with pride
Once I cry
Now I wipe away the tears
Once I die
Now I'm alive" Alive

The END (for now, there is much more to hear...)
"Feeling like a freak on a leash";((







Freak on a leash!

JurijTurnsek ::

še ena od KoRn

"I don't give a fuck if my life sux..."
http://www.slatnaskejta.com

Binji ::

Trenutno mi nic pametnega ne pade v glavo tko da nej bo tale: Prav nic ga ni imelo, da bi se zapletel z njima, in ker je sklenil, da je opreznost mati junastva, strahopetnost pa mati opreznosti, se je hrabro skril v omaro.

Tisti, ki ve iz kje je to, pa naj se javi>:D
Kdor ne navija ni Slovenc, hej, hej, hej!

MadMax ::

Nimam pojma, od kod ti to...
Lahko pa naredim povzetek: "Hrabri so padli, pametni so preziveli".8-)

`DoC ::

One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them.
One ring to bring them all,
and in to the darkness bind them.

J.R.R. Tolkien; Lords of the Rings
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Vrnil se bom!

Hugo>:D
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Wishes are just an Illusion.

me
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funz over>:D
+°´°+,¸¸,+°´°~What We Do In Life, Echoes In Eternity~°´°+,¸¸,+°´°+

Yohan del Sud ::

Idealiste pojedo prve

Huey P ::

Ali pa ta;

"Vsaka žrtev je v vojni opravičena, če se z njo doseže cilj." - Miloševič :D

..::DOOM III: The Legacy::..

Thomas ::

Hehe .. se pravi najverjetnejši dosmrtni zapor za Miloševiča je tudi opravičljiva žrtev?!

Aja ni - ker cilj ni bil dosežen! :D
Man muss immer generalisieren - Carl Jacobi

jeti ::

Princ z Bel Aira:

My love for you is like a river,
like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver.
One look from you is more precious than gold...


In reče Jazz:
Let's go get some barbecue and get BUSY!:D
Bolje vrabec v roki kot (p)tič v riti!
Včasih je bil http://come.to/jeti


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