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The Lovenstein Institute of Scranton, Pennsylvania recently published results of its four month study of the intelligence quotient of George Dubya Bush, which says that of the 12 presidents in the last 50 years, based on scholarship, writing. amd facility in public speaking, scored in the Swanson/Crain system of intelligence, Dubya ranked lowest with an IQ of 91. IQ doesn't measure Boy Sprout rectitude, for Bill Clinton was our smartest president, with an IQ of l82.

A doctored cartoon of Alfred E. Neumann of MAD magazine, morphed into Dubya for the cover of the November 13th issue of THE NATION, can be seen at http://www.thenation.com -- What, we worry? But there's an element of low cunning and social turpitude in his frat house wisecrack to a reporter, on the Fourth of July.. Bill Hangley, a news writer, had a chance to walk up to President Bush in Philadelphia on Independence Day and to shake his hand. He said what any of us would have said on such an occasion: "Mr President, I hope you only serve four years. I'm very disappointed in your work so far." Hangley said that Bush "kept smiling and shaking my hand but answered, 'Who cares what you think?' His face stayed photo-op perfect but his eyes gave me a look that said, if we'd been drinking in some frathouse in Texas, he'd've happily answered, "let's take it outside."