A ma kdo še kaj tehle vicev?

Nekdo je enkrat objavil tele vice, pa se mi zdijo ful hodi in me zanima če jih mate ŠEEEEE!

Mnogo sam se sekirao.
I AXED MYSELF VERY MUCH.


Pričam sam sa sobom.
I'M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.


Računaj na mene!
CALCULATE ON ME!


Čekanje u redu za hleb
WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD


Ko te šljivi?
WHO PLUMS YOU?


Ko te šiša!?
WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR!?


Nosi se!
CARRY YOURSELF!


Tekuča pitanja
LIQUID QUESTIONS


Od malih nog.
SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.


Malo prije.
SMALL BEFORE.


More, bre!
SEA, BROTHER!


Voditi računa
TO LEAD THE BILL


Samouboica
ONLY KILLER


Napet sam.
I'M ON FIVE.


Hajde da igramo karte.
LET'S PLAY TICKETS.


Dijelim vaše mišljenje.
I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.


On je svetla točka.
HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.


Spetljao se s njom.
HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.


Želim da se naslonim na tebe.
I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.


Šta ti pada na pamet?
WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN?


Pucali smo od smjeha.
WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.


Pijan je ko majka.
HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.


On je velika marka.
HE IS A BIG STAMP.


Iz čista mira.
OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.


Fotokopije
FOTO-WHO-DRINKS


Upala mišiča
THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE


Supruga
ARE-RAILWAY


Blago tebi.
TREASURE TO YOU.


Veni, vidi, vici.
FADE, SEE, JOKES.


Sve, što je izgubljeno, može se povratiti.
EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.


Pop-pjevac
PRIEST-SINGER


Sve je gore i gore!
EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP!


Sranje koz gusto granje.
SHITTING THROUGH A DENSE BUSH.


Sarajevo
SARA IS AN OX


Dedinje
HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER


Mali Lošinj
LITTLE BAD CITY


Skoplje
CASTRATION CITY


Neda Ukraden
NO YES STOLEN


Ružica Sokić
LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE


Slobodan Milošević
FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK


Alija Izetbegović
BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE


Mirjana
PEACE ON IT


Tugomir
SADPEACER