vicoteka

dejmo vice postat:
ta je dober sam v angl...
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of
a coma for several
months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single
day. When he came to,
he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You
have been with me all
through the bad times. When I got fired, you were
there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my
side. When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started
failing, you were still by my side... You know
what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck.

se eden:
Če je plavanje dobro za postavo, kaj delajo kiti narobe?
Zakaj je limonada večino sestavljena iz umetnih snovi, pomivalni cet pa iz čisto pravih limon?
Živijo poročeni dlje, ali se jim le tako zdi?
S kakšno hitrostjo pa potuje tema?
Zakaj ne gredo ženske nikoli same na WC?
Zakaj imajo 24 urne bencinske črpalke ključavnice na vratih?
Zakaj so v letalih reševalni jopiči in ne padala?
Če je črna skrinjica neuničljiva, zakaj ni potem celo letalo zgrajeno iz enakega materiala?