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Tero ::
Ta link sem sicer vijo na ircu na #slo-tech ampak je svtovn.
Vsi ki uporabljate warez. Tu imate en dober razlog zakaj tega ni dobro pocet...
Vsi ki uporabljate warez. Tu imate en dober razlog zakaj tega ni dobro pocet...
Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Tero ::
Zaj vemo kako Google deluje!
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeon...
Mislim da je to (bila) prvoaprilska.
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeon...
Mislim da je to (bila) prvoaprilska.
Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Tody ::
ELEMENT: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: ADAM
ATOMIC MASS:
Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.
OCCURRENCE:
Copious quantities in all urban areas.
Physical Properties:
1. Surface normally covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points.
Chemical Properties:
1. Has great affinity to gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Ne tako nov toda bolje natančno raziskan element v periodični skupini
Common Uses:
1. Highly ornamental.
2. Can be a great aid in relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Hazards:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as specimens don't come
into contact with each other.
Spc ::
Tody ::
BERI SAMO ČE .... ah drugi kontinent drugi običaji (:
A Contender for the Darwin Awards
(Courtesy of the Japan Times -April 16, 1997)
"The government must crack down on this disgusting craze of Pumping", a
spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital told reporters. "If this
perversion catches on, it will destroy the cream of Thailand's manhood."
He was speaking after the remains of 13 year-old Charnchai Puanmuangpak
had been rushed into the hospital's emergency room. "Most 'Pumpers' use a
standard bicycle pump," he explained, inserting the nozzle far up their
rectum, giving themselves a rush of air, creating a momentary high. This
act is a sin against God."
Charnchai took it further still. He started using a two-cylinder foot
pump, but even that wasn't exciting enough for him, and he boasted to
friends that he was going to try the compressed air hose at a nearby
gasoline station. They dared him to do it so, under cover of darkness, he
snuck in. Not realizing how powerful the machine was, he inserted the tube
deep into his rectum, and placed a coin in the slot. As a result, he died
virtually instantly, but passers by are still in shock. One woman thought
she was watching a twilight firework display, and started clapping.
"We still haven't located all of him.", say the police authorities. "When
that quantity of air interacted with the gas in his system, he nearly
exploded. It was like an atom bomb went off or something."
"Pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to satan," the
spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital concluded. "Inflate your
tires by all means, but then hide your bicycle pump where it cannot tempt
you."
A Contender for the Darwin Awards
(Courtesy of the Japan Times -April 16, 1997)
"The government must crack down on this disgusting craze of Pumping", a
spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital told reporters. "If this
perversion catches on, it will destroy the cream of Thailand's manhood."
He was speaking after the remains of 13 year-old Charnchai Puanmuangpak
had been rushed into the hospital's emergency room. "Most 'Pumpers' use a
standard bicycle pump," he explained, inserting the nozzle far up their
rectum, giving themselves a rush of air, creating a momentary high. This
act is a sin against God."
Charnchai took it further still. He started using a two-cylinder foot
pump, but even that wasn't exciting enough for him, and he boasted to
friends that he was going to try the compressed air hose at a nearby
gasoline station. They dared him to do it so, under cover of darkness, he
snuck in. Not realizing how powerful the machine was, he inserted the tube
deep into his rectum, and placed a coin in the slot. As a result, he died
virtually instantly, but passers by are still in shock. One woman thought
she was watching a twilight firework display, and started clapping.
"We still haven't located all of him.", say the police authorities. "When
that quantity of air interacted with the gas in his system, he nearly
exploded. It was like an atom bomb went off or something."
"Pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to satan," the
spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital concluded. "Inflate your
tires by all means, but then hide your bicycle pump where it cannot tempt
you."
undefined ::
What is 2+2 ?
Computer Programmer: "This is a very difficult problem. Let me write a program to solve it." He goes and writes a program and executes it.
The output reads: "2 + 2 is... Segmentation fault. Core dump."
Windows 95 Programmer: The program output reads:
"2 + 2 is... Please wait..."
Unix/Linux Programmer: Goes and writes a program called "2plus2" with the command syntax:
2plus2 -n1 first_number -n2 second_number -o operation YY-pPq Y-r ! -st output_format Y-l landscape ! -p portrait Y-R round_up_digits Y-l Yo ! n optimization Y-B Yb ! d ! x! o base_radix Y-i$ iterations Y-gYx ! y graphic_output Y-fn filename Y-t batch_job Y-bp beep Y-r randomize Y-g guess Y-h hog_CPU Y-a abort
Upon execution, the output reads: "Bad command. Not enough arguments."
Computer Programmer: "This is a very difficult problem. Let me write a program to solve it." He goes and writes a program and executes it.
The output reads: "2 + 2 is... Segmentation fault. Core dump."
Windows 95 Programmer: The program output reads:
"2 + 2 is... Please wait..."
Unix/Linux Programmer: Goes and writes a program called "2plus2" with the command syntax:
2plus2 -n1 first_number -n2 second_number -o operation YY-pPq Y-r ! -st output_format Y-l landscape ! -p portrait Y-R round_up_digits Y-l Yo ! n optimization Y-B Yb ! d ! x! o base_radix Y-i$ iterations Y-gYx ! y graphic_output Y-fn filename Y-t batch_job Y-bp beep Y-r randomize Y-g guess Y-h hog_CPU Y-a abort
Upon execution, the output reads: "Bad command. Not enough arguments."
Mercier ::
En hrvaški in en bosanski, še sveža iz mailboxa:
Hoda frajer nudistickom plazom ...
Kad tamo - lijepi komad lezi potrbuske... lijepa kosa, a jos ljepsa guza... gleda frajer, gleda, kad na guzi istetovirani - Josip Broz...
"Gospodicna, pa Vi imate sliku naseg Tita! On je bio nas najveci, najbolji, dok je on bio ziv sve je stimalo, mogu li mu dati pusu?"
Maca odgovori potvrdno, i frajer klekne, pa ljubiii, ljubiiii kao majka sina pred odlazak u vojsku...
Kad, maca se okrene, a tamo - Franjo! Jes' , Franjo istetoviran na malom oblom trbuscicu... Opet frajer padne u trans: "Ma gospodicna, ma Vi imate naseg oca nacije mog idola. Ma dozvolite da i njega malo izljubim?" Ljubi frajer malo Franju, malo 'okolo', pa digne pogled: "Gospodicna, a kaj je to bradato dolje nize? "To je Mesic, gospodine", odgovori mala...
"Mesic?! Ajme li mu strinu gospodicna, njega ne volim, mogu li ga jebati?"
fata: "doktore,imam veliki problem !!"
dr.: "recite, fato..."
fata: "nijedan muškarac me ne moše zadovoljiti !"
dr.: "pa to je jednostavno, pokušajte sa dva muškarca!"
fata: "ma probala sam sa dva..pa sa tri, pa sa četiri,...i još ma nijedan nije zadovoljio!"
dr.: "pa probajte sa 5 ili 10 njih..."
fata: "joj doktore, i to sam probala..."
dr.: "fato ! vi ste medicinski fenomen !!!"
fata: "fenomen doktore, fenomen .... a ne kurva kako selo priča!!!!
Hoda frajer nudistickom plazom ...
Kad tamo - lijepi komad lezi potrbuske... lijepa kosa, a jos ljepsa guza... gleda frajer, gleda, kad na guzi istetovirani - Josip Broz...
"Gospodicna, pa Vi imate sliku naseg Tita! On je bio nas najveci, najbolji, dok je on bio ziv sve je stimalo, mogu li mu dati pusu?"
Maca odgovori potvrdno, i frajer klekne, pa ljubiii, ljubiiii kao majka sina pred odlazak u vojsku...
Kad, maca se okrene, a tamo - Franjo! Jes' , Franjo istetoviran na malom oblom trbuscicu... Opet frajer padne u trans: "Ma gospodicna, ma Vi imate naseg oca nacije mog idola. Ma dozvolite da i njega malo izljubim?" Ljubi frajer malo Franju, malo 'okolo', pa digne pogled: "Gospodicna, a kaj je to bradato dolje nize? "To je Mesic, gospodine", odgovori mala...
"Mesic?! Ajme li mu strinu gospodicna, njega ne volim, mogu li ga jebati?"
fata: "doktore,imam veliki problem !!"
dr.: "recite, fato..."
fata: "nijedan muškarac me ne moše zadovoljiti !"
dr.: "pa to je jednostavno, pokušajte sa dva muškarca!"
fata: "ma probala sam sa dva..pa sa tri, pa sa četiri,...i još ma nijedan nije zadovoljio!"
dr.: "pa probajte sa 5 ili 10 njih..."
fata: "joj doktore, i to sam probala..."
dr.: "fato ! vi ste medicinski fenomen !!!"
fata: "fenomen doktore, fenomen .... a ne kurva kako selo priča!!!!
Super Sonic ::
se pogovarjajo usesno maslo, karies in beli tok...
in pravi karies: ej ne morem met mira. skoz mi ena scetka uletava, sam sej ce tko pogledam je kr kul, mam tm eno lukno za zobom pa se skrijem, pa je kul.
pa pravi usesno maslo: ma stari, k men skoz ena metla uletava pa mori, ampak sej je kul, mam tm za bobnicem eno lukno pa je kul. mi ne more nc.
potem pa pravi beli tok: ti stari k men pa skoz en celavi uletava in kokr se mu odmikam, vedno me na koncu pokluzla... nimam kej...
pa pravi karies: POZNAM JEST TEGA MODELA...
in pravi karies: ej ne morem met mira. skoz mi ena scetka uletava, sam sej ce tko pogledam je kr kul, mam tm eno lukno za zobom pa se skrijem, pa je kul.
pa pravi usesno maslo: ma stari, k men skoz ena metla uletava pa mori, ampak sej je kul, mam tm za bobnicem eno lukno pa je kul. mi ne more nc.
potem pa pravi beli tok: ti stari k men pa skoz en celavi uletava in kokr se mu odmikam, vedno me na koncu pokluzla... nimam kej...
pa pravi karies: POZNAM JEST TEGA MODELA...
Mercier ::
Evo, da ne bom le bedastih vicev objavljal: The web's first interactive scroll lock key!
Zgodovina sprememb…
- spremenil: Mercier ()
centio ::
Computer Stupidities
I actually had this emailed to me once:
Help! I can't find your email address. What is it?
Tech Support: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'm writing my first email."
Tech Support: "Ok, what seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well I can get the 'a'. But how do I put the circle around it?"
Customer: "I can't send an email. Is the Internet full?"
Customer: "Uh, I'm trying to send email to my daughter and she's not receiving it."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir, what is her email address?"
Customer: "I don't know. She doesn't even have a computer. Can't I send it to her post office?"
Customer: "I can't get online."
Tech Support: "Can you be more specific?"
Customer: "It says, 'Bad username/password'."
Tech Support: "What is your username?"
Customer: "Are you sure that the Internet isn't closed for the night?"
Se vec na Computer Stupidities
I actually had this emailed to me once:
Help! I can't find your email address. What is it?
Tech Support: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'm writing my first email."
Tech Support: "Ok, what seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well I can get the 'a'. But how do I put the circle around it?"
Customer: "I can't send an email. Is the Internet full?"
Customer: "Uh, I'm trying to send email to my daughter and she's not receiving it."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir, what is her email address?"
Customer: "I don't know. She doesn't even have a computer. Can't I send it to her post office?"
Customer: "I can't get online."
Tech Support: "Can you be more specific?"
Customer: "It says, 'Bad username/password'."
Tech Support: "What is your username?"
Customer: "Are you sure that the Internet isn't closed for the night?"
Se vec na Computer Stupidities
Ziga Dolhar ::
Zanimivo.
Sem si zavrtel tole ter moram reči, da gre za prav nemarno izražanje. That's all. Sicer pa njene glasbe itak ne poslušam. (... vendar si vseeno nekako ne predstavljam Nymana, ki bi takole zaklel ...)
Sem si zavrtel tole ter moram reči, da gre za prav nemarno izražanje. That's all. Sicer pa njene glasbe itak ne poslušam. (... vendar si vseeno nekako ne predstavljam Nymana, ki bi takole zaklel ...)
https://dolhar.si/
undefined ::
> Sem si zavrtel tole ter moram reči, da gre za prav nemarno izražanje.
Saj sem rekel, da je nedorasla svojim letom. Žalostno, precej.
Saj sem rekel, da je nedorasla svojim letom. Žalostno, precej.
Thomas ::
Kaj je žalostno? Njena leta, al njena nedoraslost?
Man muss immer generalisieren - Carl Jacobi
OldSkul ::
Eh, to stran sem že 3x videl tako da že na pamet vem katere joške so prave.In iz tega sledi razultat 20.
Gandalfar ::
Current bid GBP 31.00 (approx. US $49.57 )
# of bids 26 Bid history
hudo.. gremo se na bolho probat? ;-)
# of bids 26 Bid history
hudo.. gremo se na bolho probat? ;-)
Tassador ::
zanima me ce ma kdo se tiste mp3je k so bli grasak.itd...grasaka se dobi na netu sam mene zanima GORDANA.mp3? ce se spomnte tega pogovora ta Gordana je prodajala na radiu ene gume ..uglavnm smesn ful!
Ma kdo link za to?
Ma kdo link za to?