Podpisi...

Ja, tisti stavek ali dva ketere so ljudje nekoč v zgodovini interneta začeli lepiti pod svoje emaile in kasneje poste v forumu. Saj veste, neke vrste pregovori in citati ali kaj podobnega - malo modrosti ali smeha v par stavkih.
Skratka, prilepite svojega in še kakšnega zraven!

Poleg onega pod mojim postom še par ostalih:

War does not decide who is right.
War decides who is left.

Architects: People not macho enough to be engineers and not gay enough to be designers.

I do not suffer from insanity -
I enjoy every minute of it.

In tako dalje...
lp
s.

The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.

hehe, takih taglinov je blo svojčas po BBSih ogromno...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.I want to achieve it through not dying. (Woody Allen)

Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss. (Lazarus Long)

Always store beer in a dark place. (Lazarus Long)

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales.

Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.

Ain't no place like ${HOME}; especially C:\

Drive defensively; buy a tank.

As soon as you pull out the pin, Mister Hand Grenade stops being your friend.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. (Groucho Marx)

All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.

in še in še....... dosti dobrih je v programu Fortunes, ki je (ponavadi) dodan kakšni Linux distribuciji.

Moj je pa tako popularen, da je celo prišel v novico

chucki, včasih bi se temu reklo, da se važiš, sedaj pa se temu reče, da ne veš, s čim se človek lahko afirmira in da da to niso materialne dobrine.

Buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C? (y/n)

Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, this is Shell calling, do you copy?

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic?

Error! Virus requires a different operating system.

Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Asking if computers can think, is like asking if submarines can swim.

Horrible Bug Encountered. No idea what has happened.

Running low on diskspace. Free at least 20GB.

JAz sem pa svojega na www.viole89.com dobil

Ena plus ena je ena, itaQ

Kje so vsi? Tutti morti...

Ko bom velik bom mobitel (to je izjavil naš prof. fizike)

2 + 2 = 6 za izjemno velike vrednosti stevila 2.

Moj (podpis, da ne bo pomote) je iz enega zeeeelooooo starega filma. Mislim, da je igral Paul Newman

hehe...

mojga mam ze kar neki cajta