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Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

_Mortal_ ::

Ampak kako ime folk preveč časa... oziroma kako folk nima pojma kaj sploh govori... Tukajle si lahko preberete članek Is Your Son a Computer hacker Ne vem.. očitno so avtorju plačale velike firme, kot Intel, Microsoft, AOL... Ker je to totalna reklama zanje... bom kr poglavja naštel, da boste vidl kake debilne scene so...

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
6. Does your son use Quake?
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
10. Is your son struggling academically?
Is reading in the bathroom considered as multi-tasking?
  • spremenil: Tomi ()

undefined ::

Stara zadeva, sam mislim, da je to le šala, ker so ene res jake not... lahko se pa tudi motim.

Tomi ::

Če daš v link samo del brez http://, ne dela. Sicer sem ti popravil, za naslednjič boš pa že vedel.
metrodusa.blogspot.com

_Mortal_ ::

Ko boste vse prebral vam bo blo al smešn al žalosten. Preberte kaj so napisal o AMD,Linux.Najhuje je pa to da nekateri to celo verjamejo
Is reading in the bathroom considered as multi-tasking?

undefined ::

Mortal, sem že vse prebral pred dnevi nazaj, pa tudi odgovoril, čeprav mislim da brez potrebe. :)

_Mortal_ ::

Tnx Tomi
Is reading in the bathroom considered as multi-tasking?

burekar ::


Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

buahaha. Adijo, pamet.
"The last 29 days of the month are the hardest."
- Nikola Tesla

Jst ::

NE SE JEBAT!!!!

kake budale...... kr smiljo se mi

_Mortal_ ::

10 min se nism mogu umirit k se mi zditok smešen kok je nekdo lahk prfuknjen>:D
Is reading in the bathroom considered as multi-tasking?

_Mortal_ ::

Tomi neki si sfuku noče mi odpret strani. Tko mi prikaže naslov:home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20Is%20YourSon%20a%20Computer%20Hacker.htm
kr ene bedne procente
Is reading in the bathroom considered as multi-tasking?

Jst ::

Poglejte si rajši une slike ki pridejo zraven, pa boste vidli, da se je en človek pošteno delal norca. HAHAHA

undefined ::

%20 pomeni presledek (space).

alesrosina ::

mislm pazi tole:

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

halo???

alesrosina ::

heh ... ce pa to ni intelova propaganda, sm pa jst paja patak. ("amd-jevih procesorjev ne prodajajo v trgovinah" - halooo??????)

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.


"Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly --> kaj je tle hekerskega pa tud ne vem....

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school. ---> brez komentarja.

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. ---> linux je ilegalni OS? linux je naredil sovjetski hekr? Kaj sovjetska zveza se obstoja?

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface. --> nism vedu, da se linuxa ne da zbrisat in da mi unic windowse.

vse skupi: americani so totalno neumni. definitivno.

undefined ::

>vse skupi: americani so totalno neumni. definitivno.

ASP, zdaj bom pa še jaz napisal eno podobno šalo na spletu... a bo to potem pomenilo, da smo vsi Slovenci (ali celo Evropejci) neumni? Dobra logika, ni kaj.

alesrosina ::

hm.... no, ja mislen je blo za tale primer .... in glede na replaye na te zgodbe, so res. (tm nekje 70% replayev je soglasal z samo zgodbo)

PS: itaq je vse skp stos, tko da ni frke :D:D (z uno mojo izjavo vred :D)

cahahopie ::

Totalna bedarija! Poslal sem jim mejl in jih ograjal.
Tukaj so lahko samo tri možnosti:
1) Je pisec tega članka totalen idiot, bedak, butlj, ker se spravlja pisat nek članek brez kakršnega koli znanja.
2) Je ta članek načrtni produkt mogočnih podjetij (M$ in Intel). Lepo je napisano... ne kupujte AMD ker je hekerski ampak kupujte Intele, ki so varni. Ne nalagajte Linuxe, ker so nevarni ampak nalagajte Windowse, ki so nedložni kot solza. Le to mi ni jasno, da so v članku proti Queku... hmm potem Id in Activision pri tem nista imela nič. Če je bilo to načrtno potem je Microsoftov motiv - kupujte Windowse in samo Windowse, ter raje kupite nov Fligh Simulator kot pa hekerski Quake. Intelov motiv pa je... ne kupujte konkurenčnega AMDja ker vam lahko računalnik eksplodira. Come on...!!
3) Lahko pa, da je tale članek le ena velika šala.:D

...Tole so hude obtožbe, za Ameriko značilno.. bi že moralo priti do tožbe! Če bi bil iz AMDeja bi jih stožu do zadnje pare, da bi kar zaprl stran in server. Pa še v keho bi jih dau! Pa še vsakmu maljone kazni! Absurd!

Nemenej ::

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zelo smesni ste :)

rc-car ::

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". - Ma kdo Bonzi Buddyja? Rad bi namrec vdrl v FBI >:D

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
- Potem je vecina folka tuki hekerjev?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. - Hmm..

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. - Res?

Pa to je tak dobr joke! Nisem se mogel nehat smejat!
Nothings gonna stop me now, I'm breaking the rules, I'm gonna do it if its not allowed

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_Mortal_ ::

Jz tud ne:))
Is reading in the bathroom considered as multi-tasking?

Tomi ::

Mortal: Meni link lepo dela..
Sicer pa, če pogledate, je to stran Dalneta, tako da o resnosti sploh ne more biti govora..
metrodusa.blogspot.com

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Mercier ::

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