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en težko razumljiv vic

Yohan del Sud ::

Evo en vic, ki ga dooooolgo časa nisem zakapiral.


Two mountaineers were climbing up a mountain. As they climbed, they saw two eagles soaring high above them. Then, suddenly, one of the climbers lost his grip, fell down and pulled the other one with him. They hit the ground and died. As their souls rised to heaven, they reached the eagles. "Ah, eagles!" one of the souls said. The eagles, being polite, said nothing.


HaHaHaHeHiHoHa

Ampak je res smešen. Naj ga en razloži, lepo prosim anmpak ne takoj.

ABX ::

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Vaša inštalacija je uspešno spodletela!

Makaron_hater ::

HAHAHA
orli ne morjo govort ?

ABX ::

Ker duše lahko?
Vaša inštalacija je uspešno spodletela!

McAjvar ::

Ja sevede, ravno tako, kot zajcki, pa medvedje, pa pomarance...

En neresen vic :D:
Zajcek leti nad gozdom. Leti, leti se kar naprej, potem pa spodaj vidi medveda. Pa se zadere "Ej, medo, a bi rad eno brco v rit?"
Medo zacudeno pogleda gor, vidi zajca, si misli svoje in prijavi "ja sevede, kar daj"
Zajc: "No, pol pejt pa na rob gozda, tam sem tud jaz dobu"


Zajcek je car!
"[...] the advance of civilization is nothing
but an exercise in the limiting of privacy."
- Isaac Asimov

Thomas ::

Zadeva bazira na prefinjeni angleški izgovorjavi ...
Man muss immer generalisieren - Carl Jacobi

Huey P ::

Žena se nekega dne gleda v ogledalo in pomisli, da ima premajhne joške. Z možem se o tej stvari pogovarja in on ji svetuje, da če hočeimati večja joške, si naj vsak dan s toaletnim papirjem joške briše. On ga ne razume povsem, vendar stori kot ji mož svetuje. Po nekaj tednih si jih še enkrat pogleda in ne opazi in zgleda, da se niso nič povečali. In vpraša moža, če je on siguren, da to tako gre. In on ji pove, da bo čez par let imela zelo velike, če si bo vsak dan s toaletnim papirjem joške brisala. In ona ga vpraša kako? On ji odgovori, naj si pogleda rit kako je v nekaj letih postala trikrat večja kot takrat, ko jo je spoznal...


..::DOOM III: The Legacy::..

Tomi ::

Tega sem dobil danes po mailu:
WHAT IS POLITICS?

A small boy asks his dad "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
metrodusa.blogspot.com

TheHijacker ::

Bwahaha. LOL :D:D
Ta je pa res dober Tomi.
http://www.google.si

Yohan del Sud ::

He he, čestitam Thomas.

Ostalim pa puščam še en dan.

Sergio ::

yohan: se zmer ne kapiram vica... anyone... help :D
Tako grem jaz, tako gre vsak, kdor čuti cilj v daljavi:
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.

Thomas ::

Po moje bi bilo treba vic malenkost spremeniti - tko da orla bi pozdravla: "Ahhh soules!"

Kar se sliši kot ........ ?:)
Man muss immer generalisieren - Carl Jacobi

Thomas ::

Ne me tepst Yohan, če sem prevelika čveka - pliz! Sem tist "en dan" šele zdej vidu.
Man muss immer generalisieren - Carl Jacobi

Sergio ::

ok... orla bi mogla odgovorit "ahhh souls".... kar ma pa se en alternativni pomen, ki ga ne poznam, ane? :D
Tako grem jaz, tako gre vsak, kdor čuti cilj v daljavi:
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.

Sergio ::

aaaaaaaaaa ŠIT ŠIT ŠIT pokapiru sm...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LOL

ROFL

:D:D
Tako grem jaz, tako gre vsak, kdor čuti cilj v daljavi:
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.

TheHijacker ::

Lahko še ostalim razložiš?
http://www.google.si

JLP ::

Hijacker, kaj bi si ti mislu, če bi bil orel?
Live long and prosper!

ABX ::

ok zdaj je kapnilo še meni. Samo ni glih za padat dol.
Vaša inštalacija je uspešno spodletela!

billy ::

Hmm....ce sem jaz vic pravilno kapiral ni ravno ne vem kako smesen....vsaj ne tako kot je bil sergiotov odziv....

TheHijacker ::

Ma jest ga še vedno ne razumem! Kaj bi si misli če bi bil orel. Hmm.. ?
http://www.google.si

Yohan del Sud ::

Ne saj smešen je ravno zato ker ga je v osnovi težko kapirat, drgač pa neki v smislu :\:D.

Evo še enga, ki ga je malo lažje razumet ampak se ga ne da prevest:

A woman walks into a bar. She says to the bartender "I've had a horrible day-set me up and get me drunk"

Bartender says "Have a shot tequila-always does it for me" She says "No can do-last time I drank tequila, I blew chunks". He says "Well, you probably felt better at least"

She said "Chunks is my dog"

kn3z007 ::

St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him.
Whilst 'booking-in' the new arrivals Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar.
When this man gets to the front of the queue Jesus asks him his name.
"Joseph" is the reply, which makes Jesus more inquisitive.
"Occupation?" is the next question, the reply being "Carpenter".
Jesus is now getting quite excited.
In quite a state Jesus asks "Did you have a little boy?", the answer is "yes".
"Did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?" asks Jesus, "Yes" comes the reply.
Jesus looks at the old man in front of him and with a tear in his eye shouts "FATHER, FATHER"?!
The old man looks puzzled and after a moment replies.... "Pinnochio?"
:D:D
Lp
kn3z007

www.geneza.com

billy ::

hehe, no tale je pa ze bolj smesen ja :)

kn3z007 ::

No pa še enega na hitro, ker imam ravno odprt "arhiv" :D:
Kupio seljak pijetla i ovaj je cim je dosao u dvoriste poceo skakati po
kokosima. I tako svaki dan. Ni to mu nije bilo dosta pa je krenuo on
na
guske, patke, purane i ostale domace zivotinje. Jednog dana vidi
seljak
pijetla kako se izvalio na ledja, noge u vis i ne mrda. Skupili se i
lesinari i samo sto nisu sleteli na pijetla, seljak prilazi pijetlu i
kaze:
- E, jesam ti rekao da ce te pojacana aktivnost kostati glave!!!
Odgovara pijevac: - Makni se budalo, otjerat ces ih!
8-)8-)
Lp
kn3z007

www.geneza.com

frudi ::

LMAO :D

ampak Yohan, ta tvoj drugi vic je bistveno lažji za skapirat kot prvi, v bistvu je povsem očiten...
'Chunks is my dog.' :D|O
1ACDoHVj3wn7N4EMpGVU4YGLR9HTfkNhTd... in case I've written something useful :)

billy ::

am..ja to za zato kr je drugi toliko bolj smesen...prvi je bolj take sorte....tezko za skapirat...drugi pa pac humor :)

Sergio ::

ok, za vse ki se niste pokapiral prvega:

The eagles, being polite, said nothing.

Their appropriate reply should be "Ahh, souls"!

Zdej pa to na hitro preberite... Isto, kot da bi en orthodox anglež rekel "Assholes"
Tako grem jaz, tako gre vsak, kdor čuti cilj v daljavi:
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.

TheHijacker ::

Bwahahahah. ROFL. Zdej ga pa razumem. Res dober...
http://www.google.si

BaTeMaN ::

NOT
The Place To Be: http://www.pikslar.com !


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