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Tega sem dobil danes po mailu:
WHAT IS POLITICS?

A small boy asks his dad "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

He he, čestitam Thomas.

Ostalim pa puščam še en dan.

Po moje bi bilo treba vic malenkost spremeniti - tko da orla bi pozdravla: "Ahhh soules!"

Kar se sliši kot ........ ?

ok... orla bi mogla odgovorit "ahhh souls".... kar ma pa se en alternativni pomen, ki ga ne poznam, ane?

Lahko še ostalim razložiš?

ok zdaj je kapnilo še meni. Samo ni glih za padat dol.

Ma jest ga še vedno ne razumem! Kaj bi si misli če bi bil orel. Hmm.. ?

St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him.
Whilst 'booking-in' the new arrivals Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar.
When this man gets to the front of the queue Jesus asks him his name.
"Joseph" is the reply, which makes Jesus more inquisitive.
"Occupation?" is the next question, the reply being "Carpenter".
Jesus is now getting quite excited.
In quite a state Jesus asks "Did you have a little boy?", the answer is "yes".
"Did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?" asks Jesus, "Yes" comes the reply.
Jesus looks at the old man in front of him and with a tear in his eye shouts "FATHER, FATHER"?!
The old man looks puzzled and after a moment replies.... "Pinnochio?"

No pa še enega na hitro, ker imam ravno odprt "arhiv" :
Kupio seljak pijetla i ovaj je cim je dosao u dvoriste poceo skakati po
kokosima. I tako svaki dan. Ni to mu nije bilo dosta pa je krenuo on
na
guske, patke, purane i ostale domace zivotinje. Jednog dana vidi
seljak
pijetla kako se izvalio na ledja, noge u vis i ne mrda. Skupili se i
lesinari i samo sto nisu sleteli na pijetla, seljak prilazi pijetlu i
kaze:
- E, jesam ti rekao da ce te pojacana aktivnost kostati glave!!!
Odgovara pijevac: - Makni se budalo, otjerat ces ih!

am..ja to za zato kr je drugi toliko bolj smesen...prvi je bolj take sorte....tezko za skapirat...drugi pa pac humor :)

Bwahahahah. ROFL. Zdej ga pa razumem. Res dober...