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D3m0r4l1z3d je 13. nov 2016 ob 08:46 izjavil:

Urgent meeting at AMD HQ: Raja and CMO are there, Lisa is still appsent

CMO: Howdi, Raja, how are you doing these days? Lisa is late, she is probably on the phone right now with her North Korean leader talking about counter measures against Green Hornet.
Raja: Hey, I am fine, just stop being such racist, you offend me too. BTW, she is from South...
CMO: I am not sure for her. But you are most definitely from south... something.
Raja: Just, stop.
CMO: No, I am too pissed of after reading of financial results from Q3 of Nvidia`s fiscal year 2017. They are rolling in the deep of money sea and we are still waiting you to finish Vega.
Raja: Wait, wait, we are still polishing...
CMO: No waiting any more, Lisa hired you to give us milking cow, I guess she thought that is what real Indians do for tech firms in USA, but after 290 series I think you are most definitely Native American Indian, giving us Hawaii climate-hot-chip with almost 1 Horse Power of TDP, Chief NotSoPale Horse. You should try to market that shit. We were most creative with PR slides, lying and stuff.
Raja: Hahaha, 4gb for 4k gaming, I remember, you silly fascist. But we gave you 8gb 290x, didnt we?
CMO: Yeah, you did and again we were forced to go street magician style so we could sell 390 series with 8gb as brand new gpu, we were succesful even, till you did it again, 4gb on higher-end Fiji. At least my department have been inspired immidiately to name this serie after Lisas reaction to that GPU of yours.
Raja: Forget about it, BetterRedneck. Polaris 10 is here to revolutionize.
Lisa: Hi, you two fanboys, sorry I am late. Did I hear Polaris and revolution in the same sentance? Who the fuck gives that high hope names, we are AMDesperate after all?
Raja: Hey, Lisa, whats up? Dont give up.
CMO: I am behind Polaris name. We have to stray away from negativity as AMDesperate, Fury, Rage and that kind of shit Raja forged.
Raja: You, prick. Why haven´t you came up with such a successful Geforce and Titan names if you are so smart?
Lisa: Chill out, Chief. Put away your tomahawk.
CMO: He is not...
Lisa: Just kidding. Relax, I know. Koduri, where is my Vega? Look me in the eyes and say it: Vega is better than Pascal and is on track for 2016 release.
Raja: Go ask Jong-Un.
Lisa: You mean Huang?
CMO: She did.
Raja: I am out of here, go fuck yourself, you racist scums. Vega is deliberately late to the market because that is just what I do.
CMO: I knew it. Lisa see, this browncookie tanned motherfucker sabotage it, my precious.
Lisa: Language! Both, please! We are better than green goblin. Speaking of Huang`s marvel balls, Raja, did you discover where their gorgeous p/W ratio is coming from. You promised me that Polaris will be a notch better hence 14nm FinFet.
Raja: Oh, come on, only numbers, 16nm from TSCM is superior, GloFo FinFucked us with 14nm. Polaris only Achieve Maxwell-like efficiency. Now we party like its 2014. I am out of here, bitches.
CMO: Dammit, 14nm is so much easier to...
Lisa: OK, you can go now too. You have done more than enough, just think something better than Fury for Vega. Valkyrie maybe.
CMO: Nice, Lisa. Take care of Raja though, he might go green after another fail. Bye.
Lisa: No worries, DX12 is his game. Our is ZEN. Peace out.