Chuck Norris

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And now a random facts about Chuck Norris...

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris' left testicle is comprised entirely of beef jerky. Teriyaki style.

The only weaknesses of Superman are kryptonite and Chuck Norris.

Einstein copied off of Chuck Norris' homework.

The only thing that is more of a threat to your vision than staring directly at a solar eclipse is making eye contact with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was born with tesicles of such great size, that when they dropped at the age of 3 and half, it created a crater so large that it single handedly killed off the dinosaurs. Today the crater is know as the Atlantic Ocean.

Chuck Norris can finish any game within 4 turns. 3 of the 4 turns he is having sex with the Playboy cover girl.

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Chuck Norris laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

Chuck Norris once farted so hard that the person behind him went through three trees, two Mercedes, a telephone poll, and Fort Knox. Amazingly, he survived. His name was Christopher Reeve.

Chuck Norris once told a joke so funny it caused a brain aneurysm, it is now referred to as the Manhatten Project

Chuck Norris once gang banged a woman by himself.