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Bumper Stickers


DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

You can't drink all day long if you don't start first thing in the morning!

Rehab is for Quitters

Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill some

Instant asshole, just add alcohol

Hell yes I'm drunk! what do you think I am, a stunt driver?

I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning

A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on

An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.

Don't drink and drive--if you hit a bump you spill your beer

If I'm driving funny its probably becuase I'm drunk.

Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth


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