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Zakon.

#1: Age is just a number. The more important number is how hot she is out of 10.

#1: if you have a job where you have to wear a nametag, nobody gives a shit what your name is.

#1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.

#1: You're tired of being an analyst? Get over it. Every great porn star had to do a gay scene once or twice just to move up.

#1: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I'd wonder where the rest of my money went.

#1: FIFO / LIFO season re-starts right after comp... First In, First Out... Or, Last in, Fuck Off.

#1: Hey fat fuck, I already know what your resolution is.

Skirt #1: I can always tell a banker within the first 2 minutes of meeting him in a bar... because he tells me.

Skirt #1: I love it when a guy hits on me & then gives me a business card with a gmail account. Asshole, I work at Goldman Sachs.

MD#1: This anti-bullying shit is retarded. I want graduates who'll survive on the trading floor, not walking lawsuits. The shit I went thru.

#1: Girls with huge boobs will never know if they're really interesting.

#1: 1. I keep telling people... if you're not panicking, you're not paying attention.