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ripmork ::
OMG ...
hehe,cena po dogovoru
ckeck this out
opis za Creative NOMAD MuVo NX:
predvajalnik se mi zdi odličen. imam ga 2 meseca. je res perfektno zastavljen (multifukcionalen gumb) a se mi je pokvariu pred 2 dnevoma brez razloga mi glasbe ne predvaja. le snemam lahko in posnetke poslušam. drugače pa je odličen
hehe priporoča za nakup
jaz bi popizd.. do amena
hehe,cena po dogovoru
ckeck this out
opis za Creative NOMAD MuVo NX:
predvajalnik se mi zdi odličen. imam ga 2 meseca. je res perfektno zastavljen (multifukcionalen gumb) a se mi je pokvariu pred 2 dnevoma brez razloga mi glasbe ne predvaja. le snemam lahko in posnetke poslušam. drugače pa je odličen
hehe priporoča za nakup
jaz bi popizd.. do amena
Tilen ::
Se vozi Rop po deželi v svojem BMWju, kar se zgodi da prileti na cesto svinja, voznik ni mogel ustaviti in je svinjo zbil. Rop in voznik stopita iz avta in si ogledata svinjo. "Vraga," rece Rop, "ljudem je treba povedat, da sva jim povozila svinjo, že tako so dovolj revni... Samo ce grem jaz, me bodo še fentali! Pojdi raje ti!" rece Rop vozniku. Voznik skomigne in se odpravi v bližnjo vas,medtem ko ga Rop caka pri avtu. Po nekaj urah je že zaskrbljen, da vozniku niso res kaj naredili. No, proti veceru se le vrne voznik, pijan, da zase ne ve in ocitno mu nic ne manjka. "Ja, kako ti je pa to uspelo? Mene bi fental, tebe so pa celo napil! Kako, vraga, ti je to uspelo?" je ves zacuden Rop. Voznik pa mu mirno odgovori:
"Jah, nic ne, šel sem v vas in tako rekel ljudem: Pozdravljeni, jaz sem Ropov voznik. Povozil sem prasca!"
LOL:>
"Jah, nic ne, šel sem v vas in tako rekel ljudem: Pozdravljeni, jaz sem Ropov voznik. Povozil sem prasca!"
LOL:>
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Ziga Dolhar ::
McHaber, primerjaj "osmico" in znak za neskončnost ... Nato primerjaj prvo enačbo z drugo.
https://dolhar.si/
Dr_M ::
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
Jackal ::
Ta z limito je dobra...
Kroži pa še ena anekdota z elektro faksa, ki jo je povedal sam prof. Slivnik.
Na ena predavanja je prišel nekdo, ki ni imel blage veze s tem faksom - bil je le kolega nekoga, ki je hodil na omenjeni faks in mu je delal družbo pri predavanjih.
Tako sta bila ta dva kolega precej moteč dejavnik s svojim pogovarjanjem in enkrat je prof. poklical tega, ki je bil od drugod, pred tablo in mu rekel, da bo rešil en integral.
Pa mu prof. začne narekovat nalogo: Integral, bla, bla, bla... in je tip dobesedno z besedo napisal na tablo INTEGRAL.
Pa še ena štromarska iz Elektre:
Kaj predstavljajo trije štromarji in strojnik?
3 faze in nulo!
Kroži pa še ena anekdota z elektro faksa, ki jo je povedal sam prof. Slivnik.
Na ena predavanja je prišel nekdo, ki ni imel blage veze s tem faksom - bil je le kolega nekoga, ki je hodil na omenjeni faks in mu je delal družbo pri predavanjih.
Tako sta bila ta dva kolega precej moteč dejavnik s svojim pogovarjanjem in enkrat je prof. poklical tega, ki je bil od drugod, pred tablo in mu rekel, da bo rešil en integral.
Pa mu prof. začne narekovat nalogo: Integral, bla, bla, bla... in je tip dobesedno z besedo napisal na tablo INTEGRAL.
Pa še ena štromarska iz Elektre:
Kaj predstavljajo trije štromarji in strojnik?
3 faze in nulo!
paggy ::
Nice joke for rainy Friday morning...
Five days after election,the 2004 presidential election was still too close to call. Neither Bush nor Kerry had enough votes to win. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the manly way to settle things.
The candidate with the most fish at the end of the week wins.
The contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Alaska. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, Bush returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and, hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day Kerry comes in with 20 fish and Bush again with none.
That evening, Cheney gets together secretly with Bush and says, "I think
Kerry is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-bitch. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is
cheating in any way."
The next night, when Kerry comes back with 50 fish, Dick asks George,
"Well, what about it -- is John cheatin?"
"He sure the hell is," Bush says.
"The sonofabitch is cuttin' holes in the ice!"
Five days after election,the 2004 presidential election was still too close to call. Neither Bush nor Kerry had enough votes to win. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the manly way to settle things.
The candidate with the most fish at the end of the week wins.
The contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Alaska. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, Bush returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and, hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day Kerry comes in with 20 fish and Bush again with none.
That evening, Cheney gets together secretly with Bush and says, "I think
Kerry is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-bitch. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is
cheating in any way."
The next night, when Kerry comes back with 50 fish, Dick asks George,
"Well, what about it -- is John cheatin?"
"He sure the hell is," Bush says.
"The sonofabitch is cuttin' holes in the ice!"
If you wanna be good, you have to crash. We crash a lot!
Ziga Dolhar ::
Marjan: pwned. (To me spominja na tisto reklamo za en avto ... k igrajo štiri ali pet v vrsto.)
https://dolhar.si/
Dr_M ::
koliko telekomovcev rabis, da priklucijo ethernet kabel?
3 polne avtomobile
3 polne avtomobile
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
OldSkul ::
Tu je en smešen filmček, ki smo ga posneli z mojim telefonom na zdravniškem pregledu
PS: Tisti osebek, ki se na začetku za hip prikaže sem jaz.
Upam, da bo zvok delal.Meni namreč ne dela.
PS: Tisti osebek, ki se na začetku za hip prikaže sem jaz.
Upam, da bo zvok delal.Meni namreč ne dela.
Zgodovina sprememb…
- spremenil: OldSkul ()
l-note ::
Filmček sem sprobal u BSPlayerju in zvok ni delal. Potem se ga pa odprl z Nokia Multimedia Player-jem (del Nokia PC Suite-a) in zvok dela.
Matev ::
ne dela
ne zvok ne video
tudi link ni pravi
no
video sem uspel v divx playerju videt
in je brezveze
ne zvok ne video
tudi link ni pravi
no
video sem uspel v divx playerju videt
in je brezveze
Zgodovina sprememb…
- spremenil: Matev ()
alesrosina ::
okejjjjj, ce pa tale video ni krnekiii, pol pa tud ne vem ... mislm, mgoc bi blo smesn z zvokom, amapk tko se mi zdi pa samo neumn .. whatever.
Aja, se delujoc link, za tiste k se jim ne da popravlat zadeve ... Film iz prejsnjega posta
Aja, se delujoc link, za tiste k se jim ne da popravlat zadeve ... Film iz prejsnjega posta
Dr_M ::
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
T0RN4D0 ::
(\__/) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(='.'=) into your signature to help him gain
(")_(") world domination.
(='.'=) into your signature to help him gain
(")_(") world domination.
TribesMan ::
Moj kompjuter dela: KVIIIIK ... KVIIIK ... KVIIIK.
Ko ga navijem dela: KVIKKVIKKIVKKVIK. :)
Ko ga navijem dela: KVIKKVIKKIVKKVIK. :)
Tero ::
Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Zgodovina sprememb…
- spremenil: Tody ()
Sergio ::
Tako grem jaz, tako gre vsak, kdor čuti cilj v daljavi:
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.
Zgodovina sprememb…
- spremenil: Tody ()
Tilen ::
[17:24:25] (demsyka) zakaj sem slabicka
[17:24:50] (Tilen) kr nias fotke za sendat
[17:24:50] (Tilen) :p
[17:25:49] (demsyka) nimam je pa zato ker sem vseh 6 kaj sem jih mela poslala drugim
[17:26:05] (demsyka) zal si prepozen
LOLOLOL
[17:24:50] (Tilen) kr nias fotke za sendat
[17:24:50] (Tilen) :p
[17:25:49] (demsyka) nimam je pa zato ker sem vseh 6 kaj sem jih mela poslala drugim
[17:26:05] (demsyka) zal si prepozen
LOLOLOL
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Xplicit ::
sej mogoce ni kej prevec smeshn ampak vseen
http://www.enaa.com/oddelki/racunalnistvo/product.asp?dept%5Fid=529&pf%5Fid=407070
glejte ta popust - ce ne pogledas dobr vids popust iz 10,900 na 16,998
http://www.enaa.com/oddelki/racunalnistvo/product.asp?dept%5Fid=529&pf%5Fid=407070
glejte ta popust - ce ne pogledas dobr vids popust iz 10,900 na 16,998