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Aircraft engineering support (lessons in communications and support
service)

According to the story, after every Quantas Airlines flight the pilots
complete a a 'gripe sheet' report, which conveys to the ground crew
engineers any mechanical problems on the aircraft during the flight. The
engineer reads the form, corrects the problem, then writes details of
action taken on the lower section of the form for the pilot to review
before the next flight. It is clear from the examples below that ground
crew engineers have a keen sense of humour - these are supposedly real
extracts from gripe forms completed by pilots with the solution
responses by the engineers. Incidentally, Quantas has the best safety
record of all the world's major airlines.

(1 = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(2 = The solution and action taken by the mechanics.)

1. Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

2. Almost replaced left inside main tire.


1. Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

2. Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


1. Something loose in cockpit.

2. Something tightened in cockpit.


1. Dead bugs on windshield.

2. Live bugs on back-order.


1. Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

2. Cannot reproduce problem on ground.


1. Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

2. Evidence removed.


1. DME volume unbelievably loud.

2. DME volume set to more believable level.


1. Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

2. That's what they're there for.


1. IFF inoperative.

2. IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.


1. Suspected crack in windshield.

2. Suspect you're right.


1. Number 3 engine missing.

2. Engine found on right wing after brief search.


1. Aircraft handles funny.

2. Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


1. Target radar hums.

2. Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.


1. Mouse in cockpit.

2. Cat installed.


1. Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

2. Took hammer away from midget.

lol, sploh zadnja je carska

Ah ja...

Nase male skrivnosti!

LOOOL...naše male skrivnosti!...kere scene...

No, lol v eni temi se je pa en en hudo razjezil na siol

Tu je zanimiv trik prehajanja trdih predmetov skozi steklo (Trik). Ali kdo ve, kako so takile triki izvedeni?

UN siolov ga OWNA

Vedno preveri gorivo pred vzletom!

300km/h po gorenjski avtocesti

No, sej tole ni nič posebnega, je pa iz domačih krajev

zelo kul ja... temu idiotu je treba dati mastno kazen in dozivljensko prepoved voznje

dirkalisca so namenjena za 300km/h, ne pa ceste ffs

Very very very OLD

Siol LOOOOOL

Upam da še tega ni bilo...

LOL

Uf na SIOL je že tema :) sry

bedna mtosev

Joj mtosev, jaz res ne vem ...
Korejci pa rulajo

kr nekiiiii LOL

Ni glih funny, vsekakor pa cool!

Ohhh My Head

Bad_CRC --- I went to the hospital today, and it's called "olmstead medical group" so the whole place had "OMG OMG OMG" all over it.

lol @ smile pivo:

SCORE - 0,84

Per's comments: Golden colour with no head. Offensive sweet corn aroma. Syrupy, metallic, sweet and unclean without a trace of hops. I'm not smiling... lol

Ali pa Belgijci - o vseh ostalih nacijah si mislijo "bad beer"

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