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R33D3M33R ::
I am guessing that it is Superman? 
loooooool! v mislih sem pa imel kravo
loooooool! v mislih sem pa imel kravo
Moja domača stran: http://andrej.mernik.eu
Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Matek ::
Generator, malo bluziš, če si izbral animal ti sigurno ni uganlo da je superman, če pa nisi izbral animal si pa sam kriv.
Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.
R33D3M33R ::
Pa res no!
Veliko mi je uganil oni sajt, to je pa totalno zafural. Pa mel sem izbrano animal.
Veliko mi je uganil oni sajt, to je pa totalno zafural. Pa mel sem izbrano animal.
Moja domača stran: http://andrej.mernik.eu
Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Mercier ::
|GeNeRaToR|, kaj si pa napisal za eno starost, ha? 
No, o kravi je folk mel malo nerasčiščene pojme. (supermena bi najbrž prej troflo)
S temle se večina folka ne strinja z mano glede krave:
Is it soft? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it swim? You said Yes, I say No.
Uncommon Knowledge about a cow (tole je dobr :)
Does it make music? I say Probably.
Is it organic? I say Doubtful.
Does it get hard? I say Probably.
Do most people use this daily? I say Yes.
Can you drink from it? I say Yes.
Can it be used in a pie? I say Yes.
Is it taught in school? I say Probably.
Can you make sounds with it ? I say Probably.
Is it a part of something larger? I say Probably.
Does it contain Vitamin C? I say Yes.
Does it go in your mouth? I say Probably.
Would you eat its fruit? I say Probably.
Is it crunchy? I say Probably.
Does it get wet? I say Doubtful.
Is it water-based? I say Yes.
Does it have roots? I say Probably.
No, o kravi je folk mel malo nerasčiščene pojme. (supermena bi najbrž prej troflo)
S temle se večina folka ne strinja z mano glede krave:
Is it soft? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it swim? You said Yes, I say No.
Uncommon Knowledge about a cow (tole je dobr :)
Does it make music? I say Probably.
Is it organic? I say Doubtful.
Does it get hard? I say Probably.
Do most people use this daily? I say Yes.
Can you drink from it? I say Yes.
Can it be used in a pie? I say Yes.
Is it taught in school? I say Probably.
Can you make sounds with it ? I say Probably.
Is it a part of something larger? I say Probably.
Does it contain Vitamin C? I say Yes.
Does it go in your mouth? I say Probably.
Would you eat its fruit? I say Probably.
Is it crunchy? I say Probably.
Does it get wet? I say Doubtful.
Is it water-based? I say Yes.
Does it have roots? I say Probably.
Tero ::
LOL
Črtca moŽ: Ki se te našo tale banner?
Črtca moŽ: Ki se te našo tale banner?
Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
McHusch ::
Tole sem dobil po e-mailu. ;-))
Mlad župnik je bil pred svojim prvim maševanjem tako napet, da ni mogel spregovoriti niti besede, zato je vprašal škofa, kaj storiti. Ta je dejal, naj spije kozarec vode, v katere poprej kane dve kapljici žganja, da bo bolj sproščen. Župnik se je takoj počutil izvrstno, tako da ga ni moglo nič vznemiriti.
Po končani maši je našel škofovo sporočilo.Spoštovani župnik,
naslednjič dajte dve kapljici žganja v vodo in ne obratno. Poleg tega je tu še nekaj napotkov, da se vam ne bodo ponovno pripetili izpadi:Lep pozdrav.
- na rob keliha ni potrebno dajati koščkov limone;
- ne naslanjajte se več na kip device Marije, ne objemajte in ne poljubljajte je;
- obstaja deset zapovedi in ne dvanajst;
- obstaja dvanajst apostolov in ne sedem, in niti eden ni palček;
- Jezusa in njegovih učencev ne nazivamo J.K.& Co;
- David je premagal Goljata s fračo in kamnom, ni ga premlatil ali mu razlil možganov;
- Žida ne imenujemo kurvin sin;
- papeža ne smemo imenovati El padrino;
- Bin Laden nima nobene zveze z Jezusovo smrtjo;
- hostija ni prigrizek k vinu;
- grešniki gredo v pekel in ne v p.m.;
- tisti ob vogalu zraven zbora, ki ste ga imenovali transvestit v obleki, sem bil jaz.
Sergio ::
IRC :)) Skoraj da ne morm verjet :)
[15:22:58] <[|Fury|]> lol
[15:23:03] <[|Fury|]> skrivas svoj geeky stran
[15:23:11] <[|Fury|]> jest sem sel po pumpo
[15:23:12] <[|Fury|]> pa sem uprasu
[15:23:15] <[|Fury|]> ce je kej garancije
[15:23:24] <[|Fury|]> pa rece zenska da je .. ampak samo ob normalni uporabi
[15:23:30] <[|Fury|]> ne za kaksna vodna hlajenja je rekla
[15:23:30] <[|Fury|]> :)
[15:24:07] <[|Fury|]> pravi da 90% pump nad 400 l/h gre za vodna hlajenja
[15:22:58] <[|Fury|]> lol
[15:23:03] <[|Fury|]> skrivas svoj geeky stran
[15:23:11] <[|Fury|]> jest sem sel po pumpo
[15:23:12] <[|Fury|]> pa sem uprasu
[15:23:15] <[|Fury|]> ce je kej garancije
[15:23:24] <[|Fury|]> pa rece zenska da je .. ampak samo ob normalni uporabi
[15:23:30] <[|Fury|]> ne za kaksna vodna hlajenja je rekla
[15:23:30] <[|Fury|]> :)
[15:24:07] <[|Fury|]> pravi da 90% pump nad 400 l/h gre za vodna hlajenja
Tako grem jaz, tako gre vsak, kdor čuti cilj v daljavi:
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.
Jeebs ::
400l/h za vodno hlajenje??? Jebesh, jst bi to babnico poroču že zarad tega, k ima tak comp doma.
Press any key to continue... RESET. Didn't you say ANY key?!?!?!
Freelancer ::
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Jeebs ::
Hm... Tole sicer ne vem če bi ravno spadalo pod funny links, ampak dons ko sm se učil za izpite k jih imam ta teden sm nekako ''predelal'' komad od Faraonov ''Sem takšen ker sm živ''. Komentarji dobrodošli.
Vse je brez pomena in vedno bolj se zdi, jst samo razmišljam, a prfoxom se mudi, jst bi rad bil svetnik a oni so hudič, a kaj bi jim govoril, so taki za znoret! Zato naj nikar ne sprašujejo, kdo je zajebal, kdo se ni učil, sm takšen ker sm živ... Vse je brez pomena in vedno bolj se zdi, cveki padajo v redovalnico a Jeebsu se živet mudi! 1000 novih začetkov, 1000 novih ljudi, a cveku v redovalnici nikamor se ne mudi... najnajnajnajnajajaja....
Teachers kill me!
Vse je brez pomena in vedno bolj se zdi, jst samo razmišljam, a prfoxom se mudi, jst bi rad bil svetnik a oni so hudič, a kaj bi jim govoril, so taki za znoret! Zato naj nikar ne sprašujejo, kdo je zajebal, kdo se ni učil, sm takšen ker sm živ... Vse je brez pomena in vedno bolj se zdi, cveki padajo v redovalnico a Jeebsu se živet mudi! 1000 novih začetkov, 1000 novih ljudi, a cveku v redovalnici nikamor se ne mudi... najnajnajnajnajajaja....
Teachers kill me!
Press any key to continue... RESET. Didn't you say ANY key?!?!?!
sketch ::
Copy/paste iz Brane2-ove teme Copy/paste iz Brane2-ove teme [st.tema69609]:
_____________________________________
Understanding Engineers
Tole sem malo prej našel na usenetu.
Enjoy !
Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
'Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly,
'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
**********************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Two:
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be.
**********************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Three:
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's
with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen
such ineptitude!"
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a
word with him."
"Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from
a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad.
I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
**********************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Four:
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.
***********************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Five :
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical
engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system
has many thousands of electrical connections.
"The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would
run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
*************************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Six :
Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
features yet."
**************************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Seven :
An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out," If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back
into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
Understanding Engineers - Take Eight :
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a
conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and
watched as the three engineers only bought one ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an
accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.
They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats,
but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door
behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around
collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket,
please."
The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in
hand. The conductor took it and moved on.
The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, after
the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return
trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When
they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to ride without a ticket?" said one perplexed
accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.
When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom
and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby. The train
departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and
walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding. He knocked
on the door and said, "Ticket, please."
_____________________________________
Understanding Engineers
Tole sem malo prej našel na usenetu.
Enjoy !
Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
'Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly,
'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
**********************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Two:
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be.
**********************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Three:
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's
with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen
such ineptitude!"
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a
word with him."
"Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from
a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad.
I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
**********************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Four:
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.
***********************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Five :
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical
engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system
has many thousands of electrical connections.
"The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would
run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
*************************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Six :
Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
features yet."
**************************************
Understanding Engineers - Take Seven :
An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out," If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back
into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
Understanding Engineers - Take Eight :
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a
conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and
watched as the three engineers only bought one ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an
accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.
They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats,
but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door
behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around
collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket,
please."
The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in
hand. The conductor took it and moved on.
The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, after
the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return
trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When
they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to ride without a ticket?" said one perplexed
accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.
When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom
and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby. The train
departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and
walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding. He knocked
on the door and said, "Ticket, please."
Adapt and overcome.
Brane2 ::
sketch:
Saj ne da se pritožujem, le par pripomb:
1- Mogoče je boljši thread "Funny materials" za tole. Če že hočeš čistit, potem to ne paše sem. Na zaečtku te teme je zahteva "only links-no pictures etc"
2. Štosi o inženirjih so le tema zase. Nekako sem upal ,da bo mogoče folk sčasoma prispeval svoje šale o inženirjih, mogoče tudi fizikih, kemikih, matematikih itd. gre za svojo svrst teh materialov, tako kot so vici Mujo&Haso. Enostavno razred zase...
Saj ne da se pritožujem, le par pripomb:
1- Mogoče je boljši thread "Funny materials" za tole. Če že hočeš čistit, potem to ne paše sem. Na zaečtku te teme je zahteva "only links-no pictures etc"
2. Štosi o inženirjih so le tema zase. Nekako sem upal ,da bo mogoče folk sčasoma prispeval svoje šale o inženirjih, mogoče tudi fizikih, kemikih, matematikih itd. gre za svojo svrst teh materialov, tako kot so vici Mujo&Haso. Enostavno razred zase...
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Brane2 ::
3. Aja, in tretjič. Mogoče bi le lahko počakal na odziv, preden zakleneš temo.
Čisto toliko, iz vljudnosti. Saj koneckoncev nisem ponujal ilegalnega programja, da bi moral reagirati takoj...
Čisto toliko, iz vljudnosti. Saj koneckoncev nisem ponujal ilegalnega programja, da bi moral reagirati takoj...
krneki0001 ::
Go to www.google.com then type: weapons of mass destruction
Don't press Search!!
Next click the "I'm feeling lucky" button - read the whole error message
carefully
LP
Nebivedu
P.S. RES SI PREBERITE CEL ERROR MESSAGE
Don't press Search!!
Next click the "I'm feeling lucky" button - read the whole error message
carefully
LP
Nebivedu
P.S. RES SI PREBERITE CEL ERROR MESSAGE
krneki0001 ::
Res jih ne berem.
Nimam časa, vse kar naredim pogledam moje teme in pol hitro delat naprej.
LP
Nebivedu
Nimam časa, vse kar naredim pogledam moje teme in pol hitro delat naprej.
LP
Nebivedu
DavidJ ::
Še ena inženirska!
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the egineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the egineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. "
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
mare_ ::
Evo, to sem sestavil med učenjem:
Naš učitelj (ime) je izredno ču-
dovit človek. Predvsem je zelo pri-
den pri svojem poučevanju. Je tudi čisto ne-
mogoče, da bi bil kdo drug tako
pravičen, predvem, ko pride do situacij, ko je pravilna odločitev kristalno jasna. On niti ne
pozna težav z nezadostnimi ocenami, kajti z lahkoto
nauči najosnovnejše stvari in tako
ga lahko učitelji, pri katerih
imajo učenci težave že s položajem Slovenije na zemljevidu,
le občudujejo in se učijo od njega.
Vsi se strinjamo, da
kdor njegovega dela ne ceni in ne spoštuje,
ne ve čisto nič o učiteljskem poklicu.
Hint:preberi vsako drugo vrstico
Naš učitelj (ime) je izredno ču-
dovit človek. Predvsem je zelo pri-
den pri svojem poučevanju. Je tudi čisto ne-
mogoče, da bi bil kdo drug tako
pravičen, predvem, ko pride do situacij, ko je pravilna odločitev kristalno jasna. On niti ne
pozna težav z nezadostnimi ocenami, kajti z lahkoto
nauči najosnovnejše stvari in tako
ga lahko učitelji, pri katerih
imajo učenci težave že s položajem Slovenije na zemljevidu,
le občudujejo in se učijo od njega.
Vsi se strinjamo, da
kdor njegovega dela ne ceni in ne spoštuje,
ne ve čisto nič o učiteljskem poklicu.
Hint:preberi vsako drugo vrstico
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- spremenil: mare_ ()
Tero ::
Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
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Freelancer ::
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BaRtMaN ::
Tero: to je že tako stara fora... pa še rahlo nezanimiva inn nesramna povrhu.
HAAAAAAAAAR!
HAAAAAAAAAR!
Tero ::
HAARRRRRR!!!!!
p.s. Ce koga zanima link naj mi poslje zasebno...
p.s. Ce koga zanima link naj mi poslje zasebno...
Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.