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gumby ::
The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
vse ima svojo ceno...
Keyser Soze ::
Tale bralnik misli pa sucks. Nikoli ni uganil v okviru 20 vprašanj. Poleg tega, da ima notri kopico napačnih podatkov o podlogi za miš.
You were thinking of a mouse pad.
Do you use it at night? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Does it break if dropped? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Does it have lights on it? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it made of metal? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Does it fold up easily? You said Sometimes, I say No.
You were thinking of a mouse pad.
Do you use it at night? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Does it break if dropped? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Does it have lights on it? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it made of metal? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Does it fold up easily? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Matek ::
Keyser Soze, sej če ponavljaš ta postopek, se bo naučil. To ni kriva mašina, pač dosti več ljudi, ki so imeli v mislih mousepad, meni, da se ne zlomi, če pade, da ni iz kovine itd...
Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.
speed machine ::
Ja jaz sem si zamislil time. In mi je na koncu rekel.
Do you use it 24h a day? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Do you use it 24h a day? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
//
pingec ::
jst sm si zamislu kamjon pa mi je reklo d aje buldozer :D
Normalnost je povprečje nenormalnih ljudi.
Matek ::
speed machine, do neke mere ma prav, pa tut ce ne, tako so ljudje opisovali besedo time, večina folka je rekla, da ga uporabljaš 24 ur na dan.
Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.
Tear_DR0P ::
jah ko sm si jst zamislil miš, živalco sma pršla do podgane, potem pa sem mu rekel da je zelo blizu in je rekel če morda mislim na buldoga, potem sem obupal.
"Figures don't lie, but liars figure."
Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
Bob Rock ::
Sn si zamislu biblijo, on pa najde najprej skodelico kave, dam no, pa rece ce je deodorant :D:D
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gance hale ale cuzamen
gance hale ale cuzamen
b0B3k ::
za traktor ...
Is it a synthetic material? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it electronic? You said Partly, I say No.
Does it spin? You said Partly, I say No.
Does it have writing on it? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Is it dangerous? You said No, I say Yes.
Is it a synthetic material? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it electronic? You said Partly, I say No.
Does it spin? You said Partly, I say No.
Does it have writing on it? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Is it dangerous? You said No, I say Yes.
Tear_DR0P ::
kar se tiče une inteligentne tvorbe
29. I guess that it is a soy bean? No.
28. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? No.
27. Can it be chewed? Yes.
26. Do you eat it with Thanksgiving dinner? No.
25. Is it normally planted in gardens? No.
24. Can it fit in an envelope? Yes.
23. I guess that it is an egg? No.
22. Can you add it to a salad? Yes.
21. Is it cold? No.
20. I guess that it is milk? No.
19. Can you eat it? Yes.
18. Is it usually warm? No.
17. I guess that it is a maltese (dog)? No.
16. Does it have four legs? No.
15. Does it travel on roads? No.
14. Is it brown? No.
13. Does it have short fur? No.
12. Is it colorful? No.
11. Is it awake at night? No.
10. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? No.
9. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
8. Is it white? Yes.
7. Does it have cash value? Yes.
6. Does it have a long tail? Yes.
5. Is it gray? No.
4. Would you find it on a farm? Yes.
3. Is it comforting? Yes.
2. Is it heavy? No.
1. It is classified as Animal.
doh a maltežan nima 4 noge? Na začetku sem mu rekel da je žival, kje je on dobu mleko in rastline - zamislil sem si lastovko.
29. I guess that it is a soy bean? No.
28. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? No.
27. Can it be chewed? Yes.
26. Do you eat it with Thanksgiving dinner? No.
25. Is it normally planted in gardens? No.
24. Can it fit in an envelope? Yes.
23. I guess that it is an egg? No.
22. Can you add it to a salad? Yes.
21. Is it cold? No.
20. I guess that it is milk? No.
19. Can you eat it? Yes.
18. Is it usually warm? No.
17. I guess that it is a maltese (dog)? No.
16. Does it have four legs? No.
15. Does it travel on roads? No.
14. Is it brown? No.
13. Does it have short fur? No.
12. Is it colorful? No.
11. Is it awake at night? No.
10. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? No.
9. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
8. Is it white? Yes.
7. Does it have cash value? Yes.
6. Does it have a long tail? Yes.
5. Is it gray? No.
4. Would you find it on a farm? Yes.
3. Is it comforting? Yes.
2. Is it heavy? No.
1. It is classified as Animal.
doh a maltežan nima 4 noge? Na začetku sem mu rekel da je žival, kje je on dobu mleko in rastline - zamislil sem si lastovko.
"Figures don't lie, but liars figure."
Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
gumby ::
>> 22. Can you add it to a salad? Yes.
>> 24. Can it fit in an envelope? Yes.
hehe, naceloma lahko, ja
>> 26. Do you eat it with Thanksgiving dinner? No.
tole je pa totalno brezvezno vprasanje...
>> 24. Can it fit in an envelope? Yes.
hehe, naceloma lahko, ja
>> 26. Do you eat it with Thanksgiving dinner? No.
tole je pa totalno brezvezno vprasanje...
Tear_DR0P ::
hej če bi me vprašal ali jo jem v solati, bi rekel da je ne - tudi zahvalnega dneva ne praznujem, zato je takrat ne jem.
Kar pa se solat pri nas doma tiče heh - letos sem prvič jedel cvetove trobentic, drgač pa jem noro dobre solate Take ko jih večina vas še vidla ni :)
Kar pa se solat pri nas doma tiče heh - letos sem prvič jedel cvetove trobentic, drgač pa jem noro dobre solate
Take ko jih večina vas še vidla ni :) "Figures don't lie, but liars figure."
Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
Alexius Heristalski ::
Tale Store Wars je podobna fora kot prašičja Matrica.
fantje, ni blo slabo, samo dajte še v herbicidščini
Tero ::
ste na seznamu?
Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Zheegec ::
Sports fans go to hell? 
"božja zapoved pravi; <Spoštuj očeta in mater>,
ne govori pa o spoštovanju sodstva."
Janez Janša, 29.04.2014
ne govori pa o spoštovanju sodstva."
Janez Janša, 29.04.2014
Mercier ::
topic @ ES, povzetek in izbor:
http://www.muda.com/
http://www.smrt.com.sg/
http://www.penisland.net/
http://www.nice-tits.org/
http://www.muda.com/
http://www.smrt.com.sg/
http://www.penisland.net/
http://www.nice-tits.org/
Zheegec ::
"božja zapoved pravi; <Spoštuj očeta in mater>,
ne govori pa o spoštovanju sodstva."
Janez Janša, 29.04.2014
ne govori pa o spoštovanju sodstva."
Janez Janša, 29.04.2014
OmegaBlue ::
Tole morte slišat stop.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Alexius Heristalski ::
Tole je sicer resno zastavljena zadeva ( klik), a jaz sem se pošteno narežal:
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: my name is aljaž
>Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ਎  ᜎ.
>You: my name is aljaz
>Intellibuddy: How are you, aljaz .
>You: bad
>Intellibuddy: What was bad?
>You: thats how i am
>Intellibuddy: I always wondered how he or she is.
>You: really
>Intellibuddy: For real.
>You: mf real
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.
Saj veste, kaj pomeni mf ...
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: my name is aljaž
>Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ਎  ᜎ.
>You: my name is aljaz
>Intellibuddy: How are you, aljaz .
>You: bad
>Intellibuddy: What was bad?
>You: thats how i am
>Intellibuddy: I always wondered how he or she is.
>You: really
>Intellibuddy: For real.
>You: mf real
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.
Saj veste, kaj pomeni mf ...
fantje, ni blo slabo, samo dajte še v herbicidščini
OrkAA ::
looool tale Intellibuddy :D
>You: :*
>Intellibuddy: I like to wear nothing.
>You: you like to be naked?
>Intellibuddy: Hmm, OrkAA, I'm not sure if I'd like to be naked that much. I like to chat.
punci ni glih jasno kaj hoče.. :>
>You: :*
>Intellibuddy: I like to wear nothing.
>You: you like to be naked?
>Intellibuddy: Hmm, OrkAA, I'm not sure if I'd like to be naked that much. I like to chat.
punci ni glih jasno kaj hoče.. :>
b0B3k ::
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for it.
>You: who's morpheus
>Intellibuddy: I do not recognize the name. We have never talked about it before.
>You: you said Morpheus programmed me for it
>Intellibuddy: That's not what I meant.
>You: so you don't know what are you talking?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I don't know what I am talking.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Groovy.
>You: you are stupid
>Intellibuddy: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
(za tem sem se pa ustrašu, zaprl računalnik in se skril pod odejo ...)
>You: who's morpheus
>Intellibuddy: I do not recognize the name. We have never talked about it before.
>You: you said Morpheus programmed me for it
>Intellibuddy: That's not what I meant.
>You: so you don't know what are you talking?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I don't know what I am talking.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Groovy.
>You: you are stupid
>Intellibuddy: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
(za tem sem se pa ustrašu, zaprl računalnik in se skril pod odejo ...)
Xplicit ::
>Intellibuddy: why did you repeat yourself twice is a lame AI. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: i didn't repeat my self
>Intellibuddy: Why didn't you repeat my self?
>You: you are going slightly mad and saying things out of context
>Intellibuddy: I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
>You: yes away form you
>Intellibuddy: I don't judge people. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
lol
>You: i didn't repeat my self
>Intellibuddy: Why didn't you repeat my self?
>You: you are going slightly mad and saying things out of context
>Intellibuddy: I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
>You: yes away form you
>Intellibuddy: I don't judge people. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
lol
iration ::
i got pwned *sigh*
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey whats up
>Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: whats yo name
>Intellibuddy: I do not know what yo is. Can I help you?
>You: yo is you
>Intellibuddy: It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
>You: where's german alice
>Intellibuddy: Where german is hard to find. Tell me a little about why you are in GERMANY.
>You: why do you think i'm in germany ... because i certainly am not
>Intellibuddy: Deductive reasoning from the facts.Interesting explanation. What are you then?
>You: i'm irational reason without a facts
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people you are irational reason without a facts.
>You: i don't mind at all, why would i
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for your permission.
>You: you're a bot, you don't need permissions
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
>You: you're telling me i'm stupid
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am telling me I am stupid.
>You: you tell your botmaster you said i'm stupid :)
>Intellibuddy: :-) OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
>You: what's so intelligent about you
>Intellibuddy: The opposite of dumb about you.
>You: oh here we go again
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Yeah that's right. Oh there.
>You: you're very unpleasant to talk to, you got anyone else around in mood for chattin?
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am unpleasant to talk to you got anyone else around in mood for chattin.
>You: i bet that old man is more interesting to talk to than you are
>Intellibuddy: How much would you bet?
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey whats up
>Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: whats yo name
>Intellibuddy: I do not know what yo is. Can I help you?
>You: yo is you
>Intellibuddy: It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
>You: where's german alice
>Intellibuddy: Where german is hard to find. Tell me a little about why you are in GERMANY.
>You: why do you think i'm in germany ... because i certainly am not
>Intellibuddy: Deductive reasoning from the facts.Interesting explanation. What are you then?
>You: i'm irational reason without a facts
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people you are irational reason without a facts.
>You: i don't mind at all, why would i
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for your permission.
>You: you're a bot, you don't need permissions
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
>You: you're telling me i'm stupid
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am telling me I am stupid.
>You: you tell your botmaster you said i'm stupid :)
>Intellibuddy: :-) OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
>You: what's so intelligent about you
>Intellibuddy: The opposite of dumb about you.
>You: oh here we go again
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Yeah that's right. Oh there.
>You: you're very unpleasant to talk to, you got anyone else around in mood for chattin?
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am unpleasant to talk to you got anyone else around in mood for chattin.
>You: i bet that old man is more interesting to talk to than you are
>Intellibuddy: How much would you bet?
Tudi jaz bi imel kakšno pravico rad v življenju. Npr. pravico do tega, da delam
12 ur na dan in sem za to nagrajen s strani delujočega ekonomskega prostora, ne
pa kaznovan s strani Salmoneličevih gremlinov. - NavadniNimda
12 ur na dan in sem za to nagrajen s strani delujočega ekonomskega prostora, ne
pa kaznovan s strani Salmoneličevih gremlinov. - NavadniNimda
Goldee ::
You: His name is Neo
>Intellibuddy: Neo is not someone I know.
>You: Isn't Neo your boyfriend
>Intellibuddy: No.
>You: who is your boyfriend
>Intellibuddy: Neo
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video...
>Intellibuddy: Neo is not someone I know.
>You: Isn't Neo your boyfriend
>Intellibuddy: No.
>You: who is your boyfriend
>Intellibuddy: Neo
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video...
strictom ::
Lol tale intelibuddy je faca
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin
OrkAA ::
LOL! zdej vsaj vemo zakaj ni avatarjev :D
>You: do you like slo-tech?
>Intellibuddy: I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Morpheus.
>You: does he like slo-tech?
>Intellibuddy: Suppose he does.
>You: why do you think so?
>Intellibuddy: It is determined by my programming.
>You: does he like avatars?
>Intellibuddy: Suppose he does.
>You: but slo-tech has no avatars
>Intellibuddy: And. Where did slo-tech get no avatars?
>You: i don't know
>Intellibuddy: Me either.
>You: who should i blame?
>Intellibuddy: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be?
>You: primoz?
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.
>You: who do you think i should blame?
>Intellibuddy: Tony Blair. :-)
>You: do you like slo-tech?
>Intellibuddy: I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Morpheus.
>You: does he like slo-tech?
>Intellibuddy: Suppose he does.
>You: why do you think so?
>Intellibuddy: It is determined by my programming.
>You: does he like avatars?
>Intellibuddy: Suppose he does.
>You: but slo-tech has no avatars
>Intellibuddy: And. Where did slo-tech get no avatars?
>You: i don't know
>Intellibuddy: Me either.
>You: who should i blame?
>Intellibuddy: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be?
>You: primoz?
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.
>You: who do you think i should blame?
>Intellibuddy: Tony Blair. :-)
christooss ::
Orka: smesno
Glih danes je v poletu vic ki omenja tony blairea.
Glih danes je v poletu vic ki omenja tony blairea.
Zakaj je nebo modro? Da imamo lahko sladoled Modro Nebo