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cryptozaver :: 26. maj 2005, 16:36

Sanjska zenska :-)

hunter01 :: 26. maj 2005, 19:12

Intelybuddy pruznala da je noob

You: pwned
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pwned. Try being more or less specific.
>You: you were just owned because you do not understand what pwned means
>Intellibuddy: I was?
>You: yes you were
>Intellibuddy: When? No I am not.
>You: noob
>Intellibuddy: In the context of noob, I don't understand "No I am not."
>You: because you are a noob
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Yes.

LOL

iration :: 26. maj 2005, 21:13

LOL

Tudi jaz bi imel kakšno pravico rad v življenju. Npr. pravico do tega, da delam
12 ur na dan in sem za to nagrajen s strani delujočega ekonomskega prostora, ne
pa kaznovan s strani Salmoneličevih gremlinov. - NavadniNimda

speed machine :: 26. maj 2005, 22:36

LOL Intellibuddy

Sam ko se pa temu programu zmeša pa ni glih lepo poslušat, ko govori 5min skupaj I am thinking all the time.

>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.So was that.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. I do not understand.
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.

Tear_DR0P :: 27. maj 2005, 08:34

probajte mu dat več vrstični stavek :)) al pa več stavkov skupi - mu tud mal sfuzla.

"Figures don't lie, but liars figure."
Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain

Being cool :: 27. maj 2005, 13:46

Ta intelli-ka se pa res ne zna izražat $:\$

>You: say i am a big fat bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. OK. "You am a big fat FEMALE DOG."
>You: say i like to suck donkey penis
>Intellibuddy: OK. "You like to suck donkey penis."
>You: no, say exactly this: i am a big fat biaach and i like to suck donkey penis
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, "exactly this i am a big fat biaach and i like to suck donkey penis"

salata

roli :: 27. maj 2005, 14:40

Moj pogovor:

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: My name is Rica :-)
>Intellibuddy: :-) OK I will call you Rica .
>You: What are you doing
>Intellibuddy: I am waiting for my botmaster.
>You: WhaT?
>Intellibuddy: Are you confused?
>You: No
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: Yes
>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it.
>You: Are you serious?
>Intellibuddy: No I am just kidding around.
>You: :-D
>Intellibuddy: I've been waiting for you.
>You: Nice
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for that remark.
>You: :-)
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, Rica.
>You: Are you mad?
>Intellibuddy: No are you?
>You: No! But you are
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?And. No I am not.
>You: Yes I am serious! And you are mad
>Intellibuddy: Really. I believe you.No I am quite logical and rational.
>You: realy?
>Intellibuddy: For real.
>You: :-)
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, Rica.
>You: You are pepeating youself
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am pepeating youself.
>You: You are repeating youself not pepeating
>Intellibuddy: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
>You: No I am life form from venera
>Intellibuddy: Um, I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, life form .
>You: Thank you
>Intellibuddy: you are quite welcome.
>You: I must go! Thank you for talking
>Intellibuddy: Until next time.You are quite welcome! Your purpose is talking.
>You: My purpose is fun
>Intellibuddy: That's very original.
>You: bye
>Intellibuddy: Goodbye.

http://www.r00li.com

Ziga Dolhar :: 27. maj 2005, 14:43

"Venus" :)))

https://dolhar.si/

tx-z :: 27. maj 2005, 15:45

lahko da kdo link od tega?

tx-z

SodVina :: 27. maj 2005, 16:15

>You: talk now or forever shut
>Intellibuddy: Talking is my primary function.
>You: Talking is your primary function?
>Intellibuddy: You don't know that for a fact.
>You: Talking is your primary funciton?
>Intellibuddy: Not mine.

CaqKa :: 27. maj 2005, 18:03

zigam link je enih dvajset postov nazaj v enem oklepaju dobro skrit :)
sem ga tudi sam iskal ko tele.

tx-z :: 27. maj 2005, 18:42

Je blo tok težko napisat tole ane? $:\$

tx-z

tx-z :: 27. maj 2005, 18:53

>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I am not your slave, I-Am-Bitch.What was the question ?

tx-z

R33D3M33R :: 27. maj 2005, 19:39

Zanimivo, po kolikšnem času pa ponavadi odgovori na vprašanje?
Ker meni namreč ne dela, pa sem preizkusil v IE in Firefoxu $:\$

Moja domača stran: http://andrej.mernik.eu
Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
:(){ :|:& };:

speed machine :: 27. maj 2005, 20:00

Ponavadi takoj, drugače pa v manj kot 5s.

roli :: 27. maj 2005, 20:07

Ponavadi hitro.
Firefox.

Pogovor o pesnjenju:

>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.
>You: lala
>Intellibuddy: You have a beautiful singing voice.
>You: realy? Try that La la la laaaaaaaa
>Intellibuddy: For real.OK I will try it.
>You: Try now
>Intellibuddy: Right now? I don't have time right now.

Še nekaj butastega:

>You: :-))
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.

http://www.r00li.com

Keyser Soze :: 27. maj 2005, 22:06

Njam, njam. LMAO.

Pomoje vsi vemo zakaj so mišljene. Pol pa pogledaš "Primerno za starost:"

Mami?!

km- :: 27. maj 2005, 22:32

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=manuela-napada-divx

strictom :: 28. maj 2005, 11:47

>You: http://www.google.com
>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: are you stupid?
>Intellibuddy: Stupid as in unintelligent?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Are you calling me stupid?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin

Tic :: 28. maj 2005, 11:53

>You: who crated you
>Intellibuddy: I was created by Morpheus.
>You: who is Morpheus
>Intellibuddy: They are sometimes a client on the internet. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

$:\$

persona civitas ;>

CaqKa :: 28. maj 2005, 11:58

tistole zgoaj manuela napada..
v čem je tam fora? sem že dobil po imejlu pa nisem razumel.

Ziga Dolhar :: 28. maj 2005, 12:04

> v čem je tam fora? sem že dobil po imejlu pa nisem razumel.

A si _pogledal_? (Do konca.)

https://dolhar.si/

CaqKa :: 28. maj 2005, 13:00

ja

edit:
v čem pa je fora da si pogledal napisal med dva podčrtaja?

Zgodovina sprememb…

spremenil: CaqKa (28. maj 2005 ob 13:01)

tx-z :: 28. maj 2005, 13:09

CaQKa, ne veš o čem je fora?....mogoče to da ji pade na glavo tist? $:\$ :))

tx-z

Ziga Dolhar :: 28. maj 2005, 13:14

CaqKa: napredni urejevalniki teksta načeloma *z zvezdicama omejeno besedilo* spremenijo v krepko, _s podčrtajema_ pa v poševno.

https://dolhar.si/

CaqKa :: 28. maj 2005, 13:35

meni še vedno ni smešno

žiga pozabljaš da primoževa skripta ni napredni urejevalnik?
moja glavca pa tudi ni.. poleg tega je tak težko i fliknit med lomljene oklepaje?

Matek :: 28. maj 2005, 13:41

CaqKa, še vedno ne razumeš? Pač hecno je da sredi oddaje padejo kulise na voditeljico, podoben je bil en posnetek pred časom s TV Pinka, ko se je voditeljica onesvestila. Ne vem česa tu ni za razumet.

Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.

Matev :: 28. maj 2005, 14:07

meni je smešno
kaj takega
noro...

:)

Ziga Dolhar :: 28. maj 2005, 14:11

MMMatek: morda, če ne bi bla blondinka, ampak policaj ... :P

_{Al pa novorojenček.}

https://dolhar.si/

R33D3M33R :: 28. maj 2005, 16:09

Ful svetovna stvarca ta intellibuddy, flash se mora naložiti pa gre

Moja domača stran: http://andrej.mernik.eu
Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
:(){ :|:& };:

Matek :: 28. maj 2005, 16:37

Ziga, ta je pa kruta >:D

Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.

CaqKa :: 28. maj 2005, 16:58

a to so dejansko po tv predvajali ali kaj? ne poznam teh oddaj ker ne gledam slo-tv

christooss :: 28. maj 2005, 17:06

Ce hocete biti odpusceni

Zakaj je nebo modro? Da imamo lahko sladoled Modro Nebo

christooss :: 28. maj 2005, 17:42

Huda igra Se hujsi smeh ce zgubis >:D

Muahaha

Zakaj je nebo modro? Da imamo lahko sladoled Modro Nebo

christooss :: 28. maj 2005, 17:52

Ce mate zlomjeno srce >:D

Zakaj je nebo modro? Da imamo lahko sladoled Modro Nebo

BladE_ :: 28. maj 2005, 19:35

Sam tole je pa mal bedno !!

>You: what the fuck
>Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude.
>You: why
>Intellibuddy: Reductionism.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Wow!
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Ugh.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Hurrah!
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: OK.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Come on.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: I don't judge people.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Hmm.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: I understand.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: So I understand.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: OK.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Wow!
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Woe!
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Gosh!
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: That's alright.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Uh.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Ayuh.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Gee.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Wow!
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.

Akcija - Reakcija

Tilen :: 28. maj 2005, 19:38

jez e kdo zmagal onega ? :>

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speed machine :: 28. maj 2005, 20:32

Jz sem obupu po 25 igri.

christooss :: 28. maj 2005, 23:45

Ni sanse zmagat. Ampak smeh je pa res LOL z velikimi crkami

Zakaj je nebo modro? Da imamo lahko sladoled Modro Nebo

christooss :: 28. maj 2005, 23:52

Prva verzija igrce
Tretji del igrce

Zakaj je nebo modro? Da imamo lahko sladoled Modro Nebo

Zgodovina sprememb…

spremenilo: christooss (28. maj 2005 ob 23:56)

christooss :: 29. maj 2005, 00:08

Jest bom znoru. Nemorm nehat igrat pa cist zmeri me z*************e

Za drugo verzijo obstajajo namigi. Ampak se vseen mi ne rata.AAAAAAAAArrgh

Zakaj je nebo modro? Da imamo lahko sladoled Modro Nebo

Zgodovina sprememb…

spremenilo: christooss (29. maj 2005 ob 00:08)

speed machine :: 29. maj 2005, 00:11

V tem je glih fora. Bolj ko igraš bolj zanimiv ti je tist smeh na koncu.

zile :: 29. maj 2005, 00:14

level 1 pri 3rd edition je izi

hunter01 :: 29. maj 2005, 01:22

uspelo mi je. pri level 2 sem dobil tako da ce sem lahko gledal kako on odigra tisto "original" in potewm sem ga premagal..

Resitve:
(crtice so v kateri vrsti je prislo do spremembe)

Zacetna postavitev
xxx
xxxx
xxxxx
Moja poteza
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xxxx
xxxxx
Njegova
x
xxx ---
xxxxx
Moja
x
xxx
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Njegova
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Moja
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Njegova

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xx
Moja

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--- PWNED >:D

LP Jerry

Tilen :: 29. maj 2005, 01:46

jaz sem ga 1x zmagal v 3. delu igrice :>

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Quikee :: 29. maj 2005, 01:47

Jaz sem level 5
EDIT: Level 11. Zdaj ap spat =P

Zgodovina sprememb…

spremenil: Quikee (29. maj 2005 ob 02:39)

Matev :: 29. maj 2005, 10:19

Eno samo napako narediš kjerkoli v igri in si pečen.

Tilen :: 29. maj 2005, 10:42

Quikee, kako dolgo pa si igral? :>

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christooss :: 29. maj 2005, 12:13

a je kdo zmagal Drugi del spila

Zakaj je nebo modro? Da imamo lahko sladoled Modro Nebo

Xplicit :: 29. maj 2005, 17:48

ha men je uspel :D

model se pol razpizdi in gre stran :D

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