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OmegaBlue ::
Ena mala pesmca ki je nastala med današnjim blackoutom pri siolu :)
Siol, ti si en smeh,
In tak pravi greh.
Od crkovanja me je strah,
Lahko bi sel tudi na telemah.
Pesmico je spesmil BigWhale
Siol, ti si en smeh,
In tak pravi greh.
Od crkovanja me je strah,
Lahko bi sel tudi na telemah.
Pesmico je spesmil BigWhale
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Poldy ::
Nisem pregledal vseh linkov, zato upam da ne ponavljam:
Pojdite na http://www.google.com/
Vtipkajte: weapons of mass destruction
Kliknite: Poskusi srečo
Odprla se bo stran cannot find, vendar preberite vse...
lp
Pojdite na http://www.google.com/
Vtipkajte: weapons of mass destruction
Kliknite: Poskusi srečo
Odprla se bo stran cannot find, vendar preberite vse...
lp
fictionel ::
Dear receiver,
You have just received a Taliban virus. Since we are not so
technologically advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL
virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk and
throw your PC from the first floor...
Then send this mail to everyone you know (advanced way to
spread the Taliban virus).
Thank you very much for helping me.
Death to America! Death to Israel! Allah is great!
You have just received a Taliban virus. Since we are not so
technologically advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL
virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk and
throw your PC from the first floor...
Then send this mail to everyone you know (advanced way to
spread the Taliban virus).
Thank you very much for helping me.
Death to America! Death to Israel! Allah is great!
R33D3M33R ::
Moja domača stran: http://andrej.mernik.eu
Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Dr_M ::
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
OmegaBlue ::
Evo vam ene pra esejev za pokušino (crkovanje od smeha zagotovljeno)
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Zheegec ::
LOL, light house zmaga
"božja zapoved pravi; <Spoštuj očeta in mater>,
ne govori pa o spoštovanju sodstva."
Janez Janša, 29.04.2014
ne govori pa o spoštovanju sodstva."
Janez Janša, 29.04.2014
pivmik ::
Alien: Morda ne veš ampak to je posneto po resničnih dogodkih.
102 leti stara Italijanka preživela padec
102 leti stara Italijanka preživela padec
LP, Gregor GRE^
OmegaBlue ::
Ko ženska parkira avto
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Zgodovina sprememb…
- zavaroval slike: Gandalfar ()
Kaboom ::
eBay: 300 Pictures of my cat burned to a CD - če ste hitri je mogoče še lahko vaše
Če se zatakne - pritisni močneje. Če se zlomi - bil je skrajni čas za nakup novega.
Dr_M ::
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
Dr_M ::
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
Tero ::
LOOOOL
Tale s petko pa je optimist
Tale s petko pa je optimist
Give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
Teach a man to fish and he'll drown himself.
BaRtMaN ::
Subject: English is confusing
Let's face it: English is a confusing language. There is no egg in the
eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the
pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England; French fries
were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its paradoxes
we find that, quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers
write, how come fingers don't fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth,
shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher
taught, why didn't the preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat! ?
Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on driveways
and drive on parkways? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language! where a house can burn up as it burns down and in which you
fill in a form by filling it out and a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race (which of course is not a race at all).
That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights
are out they are invisible.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Why is the
man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is a person who
plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not
called a racist? Why are wise men and wise guys opposites? Why do
overlook and oversee mean
opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make
terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred
and clergymen defrocked, electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry
cleaners depressed? If you take an oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland
"Holes"? And why is it that when I wind up my watch it starts but when I
wind up this story ends?
Now, have a good day!
Let's face it: English is a confusing language. There is no egg in the
eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the
pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England; French fries
were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its paradoxes
we find that, quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers
write, how come fingers don't fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth,
shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher
taught, why didn't the preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat! ?
Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on driveways
and drive on parkways? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language! where a house can burn up as it burns down and in which you
fill in a form by filling it out and a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race (which of course is not a race at all).
That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights
are out they are invisible.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Why is the
man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is a person who
plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not
called a racist? Why are wise men and wise guys opposites? Why do
overlook and oversee mean
opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make
terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred
and clergymen defrocked, electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry
cleaners depressed? If you take an oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland
"Holes"? And why is it that when I wind up my watch it starts but when I
wind up this story ends?
Now, have a good day!
DMouse ::
Ena resnična z medicinskega faksa:
To se je zgodilo lani na predavanjih:
Profesor razlaga o visoki vsebnosti glukoze v spermi. Pa je bila ena
brucka radovedna: "Ko govorite o glukozi, to pomeni, da ima sperma visoko
vsebnost sladkorja?"
Pa profesor: "Tako je."
Brucka pa se vedno ni bila zadovoljna. "Zakaj pa potem ni slajsega
okusa???"
Najprej cela predavalnica utihne...Cez kako sekundo pa vsi v smeh.
Ko je uboga brucka ugotovila, kaj ji je nehote uslo, oziroma na kaj
je namignila je samo spakirala knjige, pa sibala ven, temno rdeca.
Se preden je prisla do vrat, ji je profesor cisto lakonsko odgovoril:
"Brboncice za okusanje sladkih stvari so na konici jezika in ne na
robu grla!!!!!!!!!"
To se je zgodilo lani na predavanjih:
Profesor razlaga o visoki vsebnosti glukoze v spermi. Pa je bila ena
brucka radovedna: "Ko govorite o glukozi, to pomeni, da ima sperma visoko
vsebnost sladkorja?"
Pa profesor: "Tako je."
Brucka pa se vedno ni bila zadovoljna. "Zakaj pa potem ni slajsega
okusa???"
Najprej cela predavalnica utihne...Cez kako sekundo pa vsi v smeh.
Ko je uboga brucka ugotovila, kaj ji je nehote uslo, oziroma na kaj
je namignila je samo spakirala knjige, pa sibala ven, temno rdeca.
Se preden je prisla do vrat, ji je profesor cisto lakonsko odgovoril:
"Brboncice za okusanje sladkih stvari so na konici jezika in ne na
robu grla!!!!!!!!!"
Dr_M ::
LOL!!!
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.