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antonija ::
Se ena za weir al/star wars fane :)
Statistically 3 out of 4 involved usually enjoy gang-bang experience.
Saladin ::
Dobro je kar nosi največ svobodne koristi/najmanj bolečine čim več sentientom
na najhitrejši, najvarnejši in najbolj moralen način za najdaljše obdobje.
"Utilitarianizem po Saladinovo"
na najhitrejši, najvarnejši in najbolj moralen način za najdaljše obdobje.
"Utilitarianizem po Saladinovo"
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Fatboyslim ::
http://www.msfirefox.com
Sam ta je pa res huda, po moje bi si kr svojo temo zaslužila
Pa da ne bomo sam spamali: Best call-in show ever
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- spremenil: Fatboyslim ()
Spc ::
Imamo novi processor...
Athalon od AMDja.
Odgovore na ta vprašanja ...
Najdete tukaj spodaj:
http://www.euphonix.com/video/mc/mc_promo_4.htm (QT 7)
http://www.euphonix.com/video/mc/mc_promo_4pt.htm (QT 7)
Athalon od AMDja.
Odgovore na ta vprašanja ...
Najdete tukaj spodaj:
http://www.euphonix.com/video/mc/mc_promo_4.htm (QT 7)
http://www.euphonix.com/video/mc/mc_promo_4pt.htm (QT 7)
Zgodovina sprememb…
- zavaroval slike: Nejc Pintar ()
Goldee ::
Sej vem, da to ne glih spada v to temo, ampak ok...
>Subject: Tech Support
>Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 14:07:27 +0200
>
>Dear Tech Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0. I
>soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
>took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
>installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and
>Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,
>but
>the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
>Thanks,
>
>
>A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>
>___________________________________
>
>REPLY:
>Dear Troubled User:
>
>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
>SYSTEM..
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>will return to normal anyway.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
>1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook
>It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
>However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the
>only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>Best of luck,
>Tech Support____________________________________
>Subject: Tech Support
>Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 14:07:27 +0200
>
>Dear Tech Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0. I
>soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
>took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
>installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and
>Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,
>but
>the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
>Thanks,
>
>
>A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>
>___________________________________
>
>REPLY:
>Dear Troubled User:
>
>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
>SYSTEM..
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>will return to normal anyway.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
>1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook
>It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
>However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the
>only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>Best of luck,
>Tech Support____________________________________
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
Goldee ::
Pa da še mal zaspammam :)
Nadaljevanje zgodbice :)
TEMA: Nadgradnja fanta v moža
Vprašanje:
Dragi Skrbnik programov,
Lani sem nadgradila odličen program Fant 5.0 v Mož 1.0 in opazila,
da je le-ta začel nepričakovano spreminjati že utečene plačilne
module, omejuje rože in nakit aplikacije, ki so v programu Fant 5.0
zelo uspešno delovali.
Nadalje, program Mož 1.0 je izklopil kar nekaj pomembnih programov,
kot na primer Romantika 9.9, toda naložil je neželene programe kot
na primer LigaSiMobil 5.0 in Košarka 3.0. Program Pogovor 8.0 sploh ne
deluje več in HišnaOpravila 2.6 se je enostavno sesul. Poskušala
sem rešiti probleme z zagonom Godrnjanje 5.3, a žal brez uspeha.
Obupana.
Odgovor:
Draga Obupana,
Zavedati se morate, da je Fant 5.0 zabavni paket, medtem ko je
Mož1.0 operacijski - delovni sistem.
Poskusite vnesti ukaz C:\PA_SEM_MISLILA_DA_ME_LJUBIS in poženite
Solze 6.2. Mož 1.0 bi moral potem avtomatično pognati aplikacije:
Kriv_sem 3.0 in Rože 7.0. Toda pazite, prepogosta uporaba zgoraj
navedenega ukaza povzroči v programu Mož 1.0 zagon Vedno_tiho 2.5,
Večer_s_prijatelji 7.0 in Pivo 6.1.
Pivo 6.1 je zelo neprijeten program, ki oblikuje GlasnoSmrčanje
zvočne datoteke. Pod nobenim pogojem ne nalagajte programa Tašča 1.0
ali novega programa Fant. Te aplikacije ne podpirajo programa Mož 1.0 in ga
bodo dokončno sesule. V celoti gledano, Mož 1.0 je odličen program,
a ima omejen spomin in počasi obvladuje nove aplikacije. Zato
razmislite o nakupu dodatne programske opreme, ki bo izboljšala
njegove zmogljivosti. Osebno vam priporočam programsko opremo DobraHrana 3.0
in SeksiPerilo 5.3.
Vaš Skrbnik programov
Nadaljevanje zgodbice :)
TEMA: Nadgradnja fanta v moža
Vprašanje:
Dragi Skrbnik programov,
Lani sem nadgradila odličen program Fant 5.0 v Mož 1.0 in opazila,
da je le-ta začel nepričakovano spreminjati že utečene plačilne
module, omejuje rože in nakit aplikacije, ki so v programu Fant 5.0
zelo uspešno delovali.
Nadalje, program Mož 1.0 je izklopil kar nekaj pomembnih programov,
kot na primer Romantika 9.9, toda naložil je neželene programe kot
na primer LigaSiMobil 5.0 in Košarka 3.0. Program Pogovor 8.0 sploh ne
deluje več in HišnaOpravila 2.6 se je enostavno sesul. Poskušala
sem rešiti probleme z zagonom Godrnjanje 5.3, a žal brez uspeha.
Obupana.
Odgovor:
Draga Obupana,
Zavedati se morate, da je Fant 5.0 zabavni paket, medtem ko je
Mož1.0 operacijski - delovni sistem.
Poskusite vnesti ukaz C:\PA_SEM_MISLILA_DA_ME_LJUBIS in poženite
Solze 6.2. Mož 1.0 bi moral potem avtomatično pognati aplikacije:
Kriv_sem 3.0 in Rože 7.0. Toda pazite, prepogosta uporaba zgoraj
navedenega ukaza povzroči v programu Mož 1.0 zagon Vedno_tiho 2.5,
Večer_s_prijatelji 7.0 in Pivo 6.1.
Pivo 6.1 je zelo neprijeten program, ki oblikuje GlasnoSmrčanje
zvočne datoteke. Pod nobenim pogojem ne nalagajte programa Tašča 1.0
ali novega programa Fant. Te aplikacije ne podpirajo programa Mož 1.0 in ga
bodo dokončno sesule. V celoti gledano, Mož 1.0 je odličen program,
a ima omejen spomin in počasi obvladuje nove aplikacije. Zato
razmislite o nakupu dodatne programske opreme, ki bo izboljšala
njegove zmogljivosti. Osebno vam priporočam programsko opremo DobraHrana 3.0
in SeksiPerilo 5.3.
Vaš Skrbnik programov
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
iskra ::
Wiiiihiiii :)
Ajow! 5 metru drow ...
Če bi imel Ronaldinho izvenzakonskega sina, bi se klical Bastardinho.
Če bi imel Ronaldinho izvenzakonskega sina, bi se klical Bastardinho.
krho ::
@Spc: Kaj je tule smešnmega?
si.Mail odprto-kodni odjemalec elektronske pošte. - http://www.simail.si
Uredite si svojo zbirko filmov, serij in iger - http://xcollect.sf.net
Uredite si svojo zbirko filmov, serij in iger - http://xcollect.sf.net
Daedalus ::
Očitno ni za resne debate...za sem pa bo
Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world,
he is responsible for everything he does.
[J.P.Sartre]
he is responsible for everything he does.
[J.P.Sartre]
iskra ::
Preprosta matematika: PS1+PS2 = PS3 na eBay-u :)
Ajow! 5 metru drow ...
Če bi imel Ronaldinho izvenzakonskega sina, bi se klical Bastardinho.
Če bi imel Ronaldinho izvenzakonskega sina, bi se klical Bastardinho.
Goldee ::
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
Saladin ::
Dobro je kar nosi največ svobodne koristi/najmanj bolečine čim več sentientom
na najhitrejši, najvarnejši in najbolj moralen način za najdaljše obdobje.
"Utilitarianizem po Saladinovo"
na najhitrejši, najvarnejši in najbolj moralen način za najdaljše obdobje.
"Utilitarianizem po Saladinovo"
sid911 ::
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2. FSC Amilo PRO V3515 ( T2060;2 GB;80GB)
2. FSC Amilo PRO V3515 ( T2060;2 GB;80GB)
#000000 ::
Menda bodo s 1.12. na Pop-tv začeli z novim Reality Show-om imenovanim
BAR(IKADA).
Zakaj bo šlo??
Bistvo igre je, da se vsak vikend poizkuša družina Strojan naseliti v drugo slovensko vas.
Vaščani pa se morajo karseda hitro zorganizirati in postaviti vaške straže, ter cestne barikade.
BAR(IKADA).
Zakaj bo šlo??
Bistvo igre je, da se vsak vikend poizkuša družina Strojan naseliti v drugo slovensko vas.
Vaščani pa se morajo karseda hitro zorganizirati in postaviti vaške straže, ter cestne barikade.
Dr_M ::
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
iskra ::
Zbiram podpise za peticijo: Italijani nad 40 let ne smejo voziti nikjer na svetu 
Niti dirkačin na PC-jih, PS1-2-3 in katerikoli drugi igralni konzoli.
Niti dirkačin na PC-jih, PS1-2-3 in katerikoli drugi igralni konzoli. Ajow! 5 metru drow ...
Če bi imel Ronaldinho izvenzakonskega sina, bi se klical Bastardinho.
Če bi imel Ronaldinho izvenzakonskega sina, bi se klical Bastardinho.