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RedStar ::
Ena trgovina že prodaja grafične kartice naslednje generacije.
nVidia 9700 GT
nVidia 9700 GT
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R33D3M33R ::
http://www.slo-tech.com/script/forum/izpisitemo.php?threadID=241276#neprebrano
ah in še boljše
http://www.slo-tech.com/script/forum/izpisitemo.php?threadID=241286#neprebrano
ah in še boljše
http://www.slo-tech.com/script/forum/izpisitemo.php?threadID=241286#neprebrano
Moja domača stran: http://andrej.mernik.eu
Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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alesrosina ::
oftopic: sej ta komad se je polet po radiu skoz vrtel ... zdej pa se spot ocitno, ampak je kr kul ja. Ali-En se je vrnu :)
Goldee ::
Za vse tiste, ki jim gre parkiranje malce težje od rok... klik.
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
iskra ::
Tečaj parkiranja z Renault 5 Maxi Turbo by Jean Ragnotti: link
Ajow! 5 metru drow ...
Če bi imel Ronaldinho izvenzakonskega sina, bi se klical Bastardinho.
Če bi imel Ronaldinho izvenzakonskega sina, bi se klical Bastardinho.
Freezy ::
Ko smo že pri Hoffu, moram omenit njegov najboljši performance Klik LOL poslušite kako kričijo oboževlke
monster-x ::
There comes a point when a dream becomes reality and reality becomes a dream.
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Elemen_T ::
Škofja Loka - Mesto Za V Muzej
češka invazija nad škofjo loko, ali kaj se zgodi ko tudi čeh ni zadovoljen
češka invazija nad škofjo loko, ali kaj se zgodi ko tudi čeh ni zadovoljen
rap_game ::
Dekleta na avdiciji za reklamo od šminke. Morale bi poljubiti fanta, toda dobijo ...
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Saladin ::
Dobro je kar nosi največ svobodne koristi/najmanj bolečine čim več sentientom
na najhitrejši, najvarnejši in najbolj moralen način za najdaljše obdobje.
"Utilitarianizem po Saladinovo"
na najhitrejši, najvarnejši in najbolj moralen način za najdaljše obdobje.
"Utilitarianizem po Saladinovo"
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Saladin ::
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello.”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing …..the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..
Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello.”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing …..the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..
Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
Dobro je kar nosi največ svobodne koristi/najmanj bolečine čim več sentientom
na najhitrejši, najvarnejši in najbolj moralen način za najdaljše obdobje.
"Utilitarianizem po Saladinovo"
na najhitrejši, najvarnejši in najbolj moralen način za najdaljše obdobje.
"Utilitarianizem po Saladinovo"
Goldee ::
Methods of knowing you are in the USA:
1. If you ask where you are they will say "America", and if you ask what's to the south they won't know.
2. Continuous earthquakes (it is San Andreas Fault in California and fat peoples' fault everywhere else)
3. Catching a ball without a ten foot glove is met with cries of amazement.
4. Dumb luck is considered ironic.
5. A nation of immigrants outraged by new immigration is not considered ironic.
6. People scream blue murder when petrol reaches 10 cents a gallon.
7. Petrol evaporates and becomes harmless "Greenhouse Gas".
8. People find it "Niiice to meet you!!!".
9. The closest human contact is a handshake (immediately followed by thorough cleansing of the hands).
10. When you say your country from origin, and they respond with "is that near the wal-mart down 895?".
11. The current president is a monkey.
12. Wal-Mart is the cultural "hang-out spot".
13. When you tell someone you're from Brazil, they ask if you live in a tree and have a pet monkey.
14. Someone shoots you.
15. The average high school student believes that calculus "is when you use calculators."
16. You find a woman that looks like the one on the right. She does not have to look the same, but has to be just as fat.
17. You go to the movies and the guy asks "Would you like butter with your butter flavoured popcorn?"
18. You insist that because someone wears a towel on their head, they have a bomb strapped to them, and so you jump out of the taxi.
19. People think you're a leprechaun when you tell them you're Irish.
20. People keeps telling you that Indonesia is a part of Bali.
21. Racism can only be joked by black people, or "African Americans".
22. People take the elevator to get some much needed exercise.
23. Your leader is a moron.
24. Your moronic leader is chosen by some group of poeple no one has heard of called "The Electoral College."
25. Being well-traveled means you once crossed into the next state.
26. The whiteness of your teeth denotes your value to society.
27. You can't live without arrogance to other nations.
28. You are a living proof of how evolution can go backwards.
29. People burn your flag.
30. You burn Iraq's flag.
31. You think blondes are attractive, while they are really dumb.
32. You start laughing while watching "King of the Hill".
33. You can't watch anime on TV without the onigiris becoming "edible triangles", the guns becoming Nerf guns and the blood becoming Kool-Aid.
34. Every map or globe has an enormous picture of America surrounded by questions marks and the words "here be dragons"
35. Everybody complains about their elected leader but elect him again anyway. But it doesn't matter because all the alternatives are just as bad.(Example,2004 Presidential Election. George Dubya Bush again? Are you a fucking idiot?)
36. Fat people are considered the same as normal people and are not spat on and hated but are instead celebrated and given awards and television airtime.
37. No-one can put on a realistic foreign accent to save their lives.
38. You couldn't locate Australia on a map for your life.
39. Fried chicken is considered gourmet food.
40. When there are an abnormal amount of retards (especially in Dallas, Texas and Alabama), which is considered normal in the USA.
41. When racism is the law.
42. You got lost in a large farm field,.. 2 seconds later you have a sawed off shotgun in your mouth, and a redneck looking at you while chewing grass
43. You meet someone who thinks 2+2=5.
44. You meet someone who talks like someone in a Dick and Jane book.
45. You're too stupid to realize that French fries actually originated from Belgium.
46. You cannot distinguish libertine and libertarians.
47. "Freedom of religion" actually means "free to worship the majority religion ONLY."
48. Everyone on the street has a catchphrase. Except you, so everyone laughs about you but not about your jokes. You may also get shot.
49. You write a long article at Uncyclopedia about how rotten the USA is, while getting pissed if people question your patriotism. (See Liberals).
50. Fat people are the porn artists.
51. No one can spell "colour" or "favour" properly . In fact, noone can speel anything.
52. Whenever a foreign country lights up a match you instantly panic.
53. You are completely unable to locate any other country on a map.
54. Your biggest dilemma of the day is "Subway or MacDonalds?"
55. After a pint of beer you feel dizzy, after 2 you feel drunk, after 3 you cant feel anything, after 4 your in hospital.
56. You actually think American brewed beer tastes good.
57. The size of your TV is directly proportional to the amount of debt your in.
58. Nobody has any passion for sport.
59. Everyone is unbelievably passionate about lunch.
60. Lunch is actually called dinner and dinner is called supper.
61. America's Slogan: WE are the World
62. When people look down on hitting your kid when they need it.
1. If you ask where you are they will say "America", and if you ask what's to the south they won't know.
2. Continuous earthquakes (it is San Andreas Fault in California and fat peoples' fault everywhere else)
3. Catching a ball without a ten foot glove is met with cries of amazement.
4. Dumb luck is considered ironic.
5. A nation of immigrants outraged by new immigration is not considered ironic.
6. People scream blue murder when petrol reaches 10 cents a gallon.
7. Petrol evaporates and becomes harmless "Greenhouse Gas".
8. People find it "Niiice to meet you!!!".
9. The closest human contact is a handshake (immediately followed by thorough cleansing of the hands).
10. When you say your country from origin, and they respond with "is that near the wal-mart down 895?".
11. The current president is a monkey.
12. Wal-Mart is the cultural "hang-out spot".
13. When you tell someone you're from Brazil, they ask if you live in a tree and have a pet monkey.
14. Someone shoots you.
15. The average high school student believes that calculus "is when you use calculators."
16. You find a woman that looks like the one on the right. She does not have to look the same, but has to be just as fat.
17. You go to the movies and the guy asks "Would you like butter with your butter flavoured popcorn?"
18. You insist that because someone wears a towel on their head, they have a bomb strapped to them, and so you jump out of the taxi.
19. People think you're a leprechaun when you tell them you're Irish.
20. People keeps telling you that Indonesia is a part of Bali.
21. Racism can only be joked by black people, or "African Americans".
22. People take the elevator to get some much needed exercise.
23. Your leader is a moron.
24. Your moronic leader is chosen by some group of poeple no one has heard of called "The Electoral College."
25. Being well-traveled means you once crossed into the next state.
26. The whiteness of your teeth denotes your value to society.
27. You can't live without arrogance to other nations.
28. You are a living proof of how evolution can go backwards.
29. People burn your flag.
30. You burn Iraq's flag.
31. You think blondes are attractive, while they are really dumb.
32. You start laughing while watching "King of the Hill".
33. You can't watch anime on TV without the onigiris becoming "edible triangles", the guns becoming Nerf guns and the blood becoming Kool-Aid.
34. Every map or globe has an enormous picture of America surrounded by questions marks and the words "here be dragons"
35. Everybody complains about their elected leader but elect him again anyway. But it doesn't matter because all the alternatives are just as bad.(Example,2004 Presidential Election. George Dubya Bush again? Are you a fucking idiot?)
36. Fat people are considered the same as normal people and are not spat on and hated but are instead celebrated and given awards and television airtime.
37. No-one can put on a realistic foreign accent to save their lives.
38. You couldn't locate Australia on a map for your life.
39. Fried chicken is considered gourmet food.
40. When there are an abnormal amount of retards (especially in Dallas, Texas and Alabama), which is considered normal in the USA.
41. When racism is the law.
42. You got lost in a large farm field,.. 2 seconds later you have a sawed off shotgun in your mouth, and a redneck looking at you while chewing grass
43. You meet someone who thinks 2+2=5.
44. You meet someone who talks like someone in a Dick and Jane book.
45. You're too stupid to realize that French fries actually originated from Belgium.
46. You cannot distinguish libertine and libertarians.
47. "Freedom of religion" actually means "free to worship the majority religion ONLY."
48. Everyone on the street has a catchphrase. Except you, so everyone laughs about you but not about your jokes. You may also get shot.
49. You write a long article at Uncyclopedia about how rotten the USA is, while getting pissed if people question your patriotism. (See Liberals).
50. Fat people are the porn artists.
51. No one can spell "colour" or "favour" properly . In fact, noone can speel anything.
52. Whenever a foreign country lights up a match you instantly panic.
53. You are completely unable to locate any other country on a map.
54. Your biggest dilemma of the day is "Subway or MacDonalds?"
55. After a pint of beer you feel dizzy, after 2 you feel drunk, after 3 you cant feel anything, after 4 your in hospital.
56. You actually think American brewed beer tastes good.
57. The size of your TV is directly proportional to the amount of debt your in.
58. Nobody has any passion for sport.
59. Everyone is unbelievably passionate about lunch.
60. Lunch is actually called dinner and dinner is called supper.
61. America's Slogan: WE are the World
62. When people look down on hitting your kid when they need it.
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-