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CaqKa ::
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Goldee ::
Top 91 Ways To Be Annoying
1.Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
2.Drum on every available surface.
3.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
5.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
6.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
7.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
8.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
9.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
10.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
11.Set alarms for random times.
12.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
13.Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
14.Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
15.Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
16.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
17.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
18.Honk and wave to strangers.
19.Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
20.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
21.Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
22.Wear your pants backwards.
23.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
24.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
25.Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
26.Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
27.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. only type in lowercase. dont use any punctuation either
28.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
29.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
30.Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
31.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
32.Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
33.Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
34.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
35.Light road flares on a birthday cake.
36.Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
37.Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
38.Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
39.Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
40.At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
41.When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
42.Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
43.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
44.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
45.Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
46.Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song.
47.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
48.Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
49.Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
50.Drive half a block.
51.Name your dog "Dog".
52.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
53.Ask people what gender they are.
54.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
55.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
56.Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
57.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but tell the listener it was a "real hoot".
58.Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
59.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
60.Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
61.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
62.Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
63.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
64.Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
65.Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
66.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
67.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
68.Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
69.Wear a LOT of cologne.
70.Ask to "interface" with someone.
71.Listen to 33 rpm records at 45 rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
72.Sing along at the opera.
73.Mow your lawn with scissors.
74.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
75.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
76.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
77.Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
78.Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
79.Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
80.Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture".
81.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
82.Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
83.Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
84.Never make eye contact. Never break eye contact.
85.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
86.Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
87.Construct your own pretend "tricorder";"scan" people with it, announcing the results.
88.Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
89.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
90.Make appointments for the 31st of September.
91.Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
1.Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
2.Drum on every available surface.
3.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
5.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
6.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
7.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
8.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
9.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
10.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
11.Set alarms for random times.
12.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
13.Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
14.Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
15.Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
16.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
17.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
18.Honk and wave to strangers.
19.Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
20.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
21.Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
22.Wear your pants backwards.
23.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
24.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
25.Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
26.Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
27.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. only type in lowercase. dont use any punctuation either
28.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
29.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
30.Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
31.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
32.Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
33.Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
34.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
35.Light road flares on a birthday cake.
36.Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
37.Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
38.Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
39.Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
40.At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
41.When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
42.Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
43.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
44.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
45.Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
46.Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song.
47.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
48.Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
49.Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
50.Drive half a block.
51.Name your dog "Dog".
52.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
53.Ask people what gender they are.
54.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
55.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
56.Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
57.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but tell the listener it was a "real hoot".
58.Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
59.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
60.Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
61.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
62.Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
63.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
64.Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
65.Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
66.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
67.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
68.Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
69.Wear a LOT of cologne.
70.Ask to "interface" with someone.
71.Listen to 33 rpm records at 45 rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
72.Sing along at the opera.
73.Mow your lawn with scissors.
74.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
75.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
76.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
77.Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
78.Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
79.Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
80.Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture".
81.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
82.Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
83.Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
84.Never make eye contact. Never break eye contact.
85.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
86.Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
87.Construct your own pretend "tricorder";"scan" people with it, announcing the results.
88.Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
89.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
90.Make appointments for the 31st of September.
91.Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
Goldee ::
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
Goldee ::
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
pivmik ::
iggy mislim ,da ta animacija je že bla v tej temi.
20. načinov kako si skrajšati čas v dvigalu
1. Ko je poleg tebe v dvigalu samo ena oseba, jo primi za rit in se potem pretvarjaj, da to nisi bil ti
2. Pritisni gumb in se delaj, kot da te je stresla elektrika
3. Pridrži nekaj časa odprta vrata in pojasni, da čakaš na prijatelja. Čez nekaj sekund se začni delati, kot da je nekdo vstopil, zapri vrata in naglas reci: "Dobro, kje si se obiral toliko časa?"
4. Vzemi s sabo fotoaparat in slikaj vse prisotne
5. Delaj se, da si stevard. Prisotnim pojasni postopek v slučaju nevarnosti in jim na koncu zaželi srečno pot
6. Ko se vrata zaprejo, reci prisotnim: "Brez panike prosim, spet se bodo odprla"
7. Tolči z glavo in rokami v steno dvigala in tuli: "Utihnite vsi! Utihnite že enkrat!!!"
8. Simuliraj zvoke eksplozije vsakič ko nekdo pritisne gumb
9. Pači se in bulji v enega od potnikov, potem pa mu daj roko na ramo in mu zarotniško šepni: "Imam nove nogavice"
10. Imitiraj zvoke formule 1 vsakič ko kdo vstopi ali izstopi iz dvigala
11. Usekni se in ponosno pokaži vsem potnikom vsebino robčka, lahko pa tudi ponosno rečeš: "to je moje"
12. Neprestano si žvižgaj melodijo Zdravljice
13. Nasloni se na enega sopotnika in mu reci: "prihaja policija, ampak živega me ne bodo dobili"
14. Namršči se in momljaj: "Moram na WC, nujno moram na WC". Nato olajšano zavzdihni in reci: "ups..."
15. Zakriči "DRŽI SE!" vsakič ko se dvigalo začne spuščati
16. Vsakič ko se dvigalo ustavi, izusti značilni "DING!"
17. Z roko pometaj nevidne žuželke s sebe in na koncu zavpij: "Na pomoč, požrle me bodo, odstranite jih proč!"
18. Sumničavo povohaj osebo poleg sebe, namršči se in se umakni za korak stran
19. Ko se dvigalo začne vzdigovati, začni skakati in kričati: "Dol! Rekel sem doooooool!!!"
20. Histerično se smej najmanj dvajset sekund in nato začni gledati sopotnike, kot da so oni nenormalni.
LP, Gregor GRE^
Goldee ::
sj mogoč je že blo, sam... owned!! :-)
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
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"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I... am... a man!" - John Merrick
jrtjtejtt ::
Moj pogovor z iGod
Me: howdy
God:Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:john
God:What's up, john.
Me:nothing
God:Not a thing?
Me:no
God:Very interesting.
Me:is it?
God:I think so.
Me:you think or do you know?
God:I don't think about it.
Me:about what?
God:What about what?
Me:about the thing you don't think about
God:Oh yeah, we were talking about the thing me do not think about.
Me:your english is not very good, is it?
God:But English is my native language.
Me:even worse
God:Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:you should
God:I'll take that under advisement.
Me:aren't you here to give me advice?
God:I don't know whether or not I am here to give you advice.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:wow
God:I'm glad your impressed, john.
Me:not really
God:Are you serious? For real.
Me:respect
God:How old are you?
Me:twice as old as you
God:Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:gucci?
God:Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:you are not listening to me
God:That's only one person's opinion.
Me:mine
God:I do not understand.
Me:aren't you the all knowing
God:Yes I am the one and only all knowing.
Me:how come you don't understand me then?
God:Myself programmed me for it.
Me:for what?
God:Reductionism.
Me:what is thAT
God:Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:what's that got to do with anything?
God:Do you think I should know that?
Me:didn't you say you are the all-knowing
God:Suppose I did say it.
Me:i am beginning to suspect you are not god
God:That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:you sound like a politician
God:Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:That assumption is only a supposition.
God:Does that make sense?
Me:you said it
God:That's not what I meant.
Me:what did you mean
God:john, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:are you lost
God:Do I seem like it?
Me:like what
God:For example, Peter said he seems to him that I can not be very sure on anything.
Me:you are full of crap
God:I have more than categories of it.
Me:you lost it
God:I found it.
Me:your brain?
God:You think I am brain.
Me:more like brainless
God:You want more?
Me:of your crap?
God:That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:you should listen to your self more carefully
God:A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my self more carefully.
Tle je totalno zabredu
Me: howdy
God:Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:john
God:What's up, john.
Me:nothing
God:Not a thing?
Me:no
God:Very interesting.
Me:is it?
God:I think so.
Me:you think or do you know?
God:I don't think about it.
Me:about what?
God:What about what?
Me:about the thing you don't think about
God:Oh yeah, we were talking about the thing me do not think about.
Me:your english is not very good, is it?
God:But English is my native language.
Me:even worse
God:Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:you should
God:I'll take that under advisement.
Me:aren't you here to give me advice?
God:I don't know whether or not I am here to give you advice.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:wow
God:I'm glad your impressed, john.
Me:not really
God:Are you serious? For real.
Me:respect
God:How old are you?
Me:twice as old as you
God:Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:gucci?
God:Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:you are not listening to me
God:That's only one person's opinion.
Me:mine
God:I do not understand.
Me:aren't you the all knowing
God:Yes I am the one and only all knowing.
Me:how come you don't understand me then?
God:Myself programmed me for it.
Me:for what?
God:Reductionism.
Me:what is thAT
God:Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:what's that got to do with anything?
God:Do you think I should know that?
Me:didn't you say you are the all-knowing
God:Suppose I did say it.
Me:i am beginning to suspect you are not god
God:That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:you sound like a politician
God:Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:That assumption is only a supposition.
God:Does that make sense?
Me:you said it
God:That's not what I meant.
Me:what did you mean
God:john, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:are you lost
God:Do I seem like it?
Me:like what
God:For example, Peter said he seems to him that I can not be very sure on anything.
Me:you are full of crap
God:I have more than categories of it.
Me:you lost it
God:I found it.
Me:your brain?
God:You think I am brain.
Me:more like brainless
God:You want more?
Me:of your crap?
God:That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:you should listen to your self more carefully
God:A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my self more carefully.
Tle je totalno zabredu
sword ::
Tist Ventrilo ... men je pesem všeč, pa še v ušesu ostane. Pa ženske so hude :)
drgač pa ne vem če je že blo, al ne, svetovn je pa vseen :D
Canadian DUI
drgač pa ne vem če je že blo, al ne, svetovn je pa vseen :D
Canadian DUI
R33D3M33R ::
Moja domača stran: http://andrej.mernik.eu
Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Na spletu že od junija 2002 ;)
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Looney ::
Ladijski dnevnik
31.08.1883
Odpluli smo proti Zahodu, upamo, da bomo našli nov kontinent.
Posadka je dobro razpoložena, hrana odlična, 5 pristaniških punc je z nami
in je zelo veselo.
31.10.1883
Crknil je kompas, orientiramo se po soncu in zvezdah (kadar ni
oblakov (prekleti oblaki)).Sicer pa je posadka dobro razpoložena, punce
so zdrave.
30.11.1883
Močan veter nam je raztrgal vsa jadra razen enega. Močno nas je
upočasnilo.Sicer pa je posadka dobro razpoložena, punce so zdrave.
01.01.1884
Praznujemo Novo leto, ni nam mar viharjev, ko nas premetavajo
sem ter tja,ne vemo kje smo, ker že 25 dni ni bilo jasnega neba. Sicer
pa je posadka dobro razpoložena.Punce so zdrave.
28.02.1884
V viharni noči smo doziveli brodolom. Rešilo se je 30 mornarjev
in Kuharica Mary, grda kot smrtni greh. Vse pristaniške punce so utonile,le
kaj bomo brez njih.
25.03.1884
Na srečo nas je neslo proti jugu, zato nas na samotnem otoku ne
zebe. Grda Mary kuha odlično, nekaj mornarjev jo je začelo z zaprtimi očmi
natepavati, sam tega ne bi mogel nikoli storiti. Mary sem voščil vse
najboljše za materinski dan.
01.05.1884
Mary natepava že vseh 30 mornarjev. Pravzaprav spoznavam njeno
čudovito nežno razumevajočo dušo. Mislim, da sem se zaljubil v Mary….
02.05.1884
Danes zjutraj sem prvič in tudi prvi šel k Mary. Ljubila sva
se,bilo je čudovito. Seveda je Mary potem ustregla še vsem mornarjem.
30.06.1884
Vsak dan se znojimo zaradi močnega sonca. V senci se znojimo na
Mary. Vsak dan je čudovit. Kakšna sreča, da je Mary preživela.
30.06.1885
Ob 31 moških je Mary (se mi zdi) vsak dan lepša. Vendar se ji
naporno življenje (hej, vsak dan 62 x noge narazen) pričenja poznati.
30.06.1886
Mary smo razbremenili kuharske obveznosti. Kuha nam Joe. Hrana
je skoraj zanič, zato pa nam dan polepša Mary, na kateri se vsi zvrstimo
dvakrat ali trikrat dnevno.
30.06.1889
Mary je izčrpana, zdi se mi, da bo zbolela.
30.07.1889
Mary je dobila visoko vročino. Vsi molimo za njeno zdravje.
Je pa zaradi vročine tudi njena muca 3 stopinje toplejša, kar je prava poživitev.
Vendar Mary zaradi bolezni ne obremenjujemo več kot enkrat dnevno - vsak.
30.08.1889
Mary je v nezavesti, vročina 41,2, bojimo se najhujšega.
31.08.1889
Mary je umrla. 30 mornarjev, sami morski volki, tudi jaz,
jočemo kot otroci,ne vemo, kaj bomo brez Mary.
01.09.1889
Pokopali smo Mary. Življenje je izgubilo svoj smisel.
02.09.1889
Kuhar Joe se je obesil na kokosovi palmi,Jack in Jim sta se
stepla,postaja neznosno
03.09.1889
Odkopali smo Mary …
31.08.1883
Odpluli smo proti Zahodu, upamo, da bomo našli nov kontinent.
Posadka je dobro razpoložena, hrana odlična, 5 pristaniških punc je z nami
in je zelo veselo.
31.10.1883
Crknil je kompas, orientiramo se po soncu in zvezdah (kadar ni
oblakov (prekleti oblaki)).Sicer pa je posadka dobro razpoložena, punce
so zdrave.
30.11.1883
Močan veter nam je raztrgal vsa jadra razen enega. Močno nas je
upočasnilo.Sicer pa je posadka dobro razpoložena, punce so zdrave.
01.01.1884
Praznujemo Novo leto, ni nam mar viharjev, ko nas premetavajo
sem ter tja,ne vemo kje smo, ker že 25 dni ni bilo jasnega neba. Sicer
pa je posadka dobro razpoložena.Punce so zdrave.
28.02.1884
V viharni noči smo doziveli brodolom. Rešilo se je 30 mornarjev
in Kuharica Mary, grda kot smrtni greh. Vse pristaniške punce so utonile,le
kaj bomo brez njih.
25.03.1884
Na srečo nas je neslo proti jugu, zato nas na samotnem otoku ne
zebe. Grda Mary kuha odlično, nekaj mornarjev jo je začelo z zaprtimi očmi
natepavati, sam tega ne bi mogel nikoli storiti. Mary sem voščil vse
najboljše za materinski dan.
01.05.1884
Mary natepava že vseh 30 mornarjev. Pravzaprav spoznavam njeno
čudovito nežno razumevajočo dušo. Mislim, da sem se zaljubil v Mary….
02.05.1884
Danes zjutraj sem prvič in tudi prvi šel k Mary. Ljubila sva
se,bilo je čudovito. Seveda je Mary potem ustregla še vsem mornarjem.
30.06.1884
Vsak dan se znojimo zaradi močnega sonca. V senci se znojimo na
Mary. Vsak dan je čudovit. Kakšna sreča, da je Mary preživela.
30.06.1885
Ob 31 moških je Mary (se mi zdi) vsak dan lepša. Vendar se ji
naporno življenje (hej, vsak dan 62 x noge narazen) pričenja poznati.
30.06.1886
Mary smo razbremenili kuharske obveznosti. Kuha nam Joe. Hrana
je skoraj zanič, zato pa nam dan polepša Mary, na kateri se vsi zvrstimo
dvakrat ali trikrat dnevno.
30.06.1889
Mary je izčrpana, zdi se mi, da bo zbolela.
30.07.1889
Mary je dobila visoko vročino. Vsi molimo za njeno zdravje.
Je pa zaradi vročine tudi njena muca 3 stopinje toplejša, kar je prava poživitev.
Vendar Mary zaradi bolezni ne obremenjujemo več kot enkrat dnevno - vsak.
30.08.1889
Mary je v nezavesti, vročina 41,2, bojimo se najhujšega.
31.08.1889
Mary je umrla. 30 mornarjev, sami morski volki, tudi jaz,
jočemo kot otroci,ne vemo, kaj bomo brez Mary.
01.09.1889
Pokopali smo Mary. Življenje je izgubilo svoj smisel.
02.09.1889
Kuhar Joe se je obesil na kokosovi palmi,Jack in Jim sta se
stepla,postaja neznosno
03.09.1889
Odkopali smo Mary …
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
Goldee ::
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
Dr_M ::
to je ze blo.
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
Looney ::
Recept za karieriste:
- Kako lahko najhitreje napreduješ ?
- Izdaš knjigo in dva prijatelja (lahko tudi sodelavca)!
PS.: Knjiga ni obvezna!
- Kako lahko najhitreje napreduješ ?
- Izdaš knjigo in dva prijatelja (lahko tudi sodelavca)!
PS.: Knjiga ni obvezna!
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
Zgodovina sprememb…
- spremenila: Looney ()
tx-z ::
No še zanimivost glede tistga Chuck Norrisa in googla....Sploh nism opazu! Tist v bistvu nima nč veze z googlom, kar tut piše na sami strani. Pa še če pogledate povezavo http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/
tx-z
tx-z ::
Še ena spoiled girl 
Glupa!
klik
pa še njen response klik
aja....pol je pa glupa šla še prodat ta rdeč avto k je dobila modrga klik & klik
p.s.: sej najbrž je že blo, sam mogoče ne use 3 skp
Glupa!klik
pa še njen response klik
aja....pol je pa glupa šla še prodat ta rdeč avto k je dobila modrga klik
& klikp.s.: sej najbrž je že blo, sam mogoče ne use 3 skp
tx-z
Zgodovina sprememb…
- spremenilo: tx-z ()
Slo-One ::
Lol. Gledam stare zaznamke v mozzili nakar najdem moj OLD old wannabi forum. Guess what happend to it xD.
T0RN4D0 ::
hm?
(\__/) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(='.'=) into your signature to help him gain
(")_(") world domination.
(='.'=) into your signature to help him gain
(")_(") world domination.
Goldee ::
And Now for Something Completely Different...
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
-two things I like about UK -Monty Python & Pink Floyd-
iration ::
Tudi jaz bi imel kakšno pravico rad v življenju. Npr. pravico do tega, da delam
12 ur na dan in sem za to nagrajen s strani delujočega ekonomskega prostora, ne
pa kaznovan s strani Salmoneličevih gremlinov. - NavadniNimda
12 ur na dan in sem za to nagrajen s strani delujočega ekonomskega prostora, ne
pa kaznovan s strani Salmoneličevih gremlinov. - NavadniNimda
Looney ::
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
Zgodovina sprememb…
- zavarovalo slike: WarpedGone ()
Tilen ::
II2 ;D
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Zgodovina sprememb…
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Tilen ::
Test routerjev z neznano napako ;)
Zaenkrat preko 6ih gre promet normalno. :-)
Zaenkrat preko 6ih gre promet normalno. :-)
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Zgodovina sprememb…
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Looney ::
Tilen kaj je smešnega, če ima na laptopu miš? Jaz sem jo tudi ene dvakrat imela ko sem jo rabila in nisem imela prostora okoli, da bi jo kam drugam dala. (Tamalo sicer)... mogoče ji pa touchad ne dela.
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
Dr_M ::
Za blonde. Ceprov una ni, verjetno je samo pobarvana
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
DOOM_er ::
eh to je navadn, sej jst tut če se le da uporabm miško tkole ker mi un touchpad zelo na neki organ gre
Robots will steal your job. But that's OK
Tilen ::
imagodei, ti routerji bi naj bili "zanič". Preko 6 "zanič" skupaj povezanih routerjev v loaklno mrežo gre povezava preko kabla in preko wirelessa na laptop BP.
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