no holidays till next christmas

Bah, iscem sluzbo, pisem prosnje, ... pa k je bil lih writer odprt mi je mal dolgcajt ratal, pa mal sm biu nesrecn al pa jezn nase, ker je moj materialni polozaj trenutno bolj v pizdi, pa sm napisu eno bedarijo :D

NEWSFLASH:

North pole, the Arctic,

The first convention of leprechauns, elves, dwarfs, reindeer and the respectful old geezers Santa Claus, Saint Nicolas and the Easter Bunny took place on the North pole today. It was organized by the retired ex monopolist of the eastern gift market Dedek Mraz. They have agreed to cancel the next christmas, new year and easter due to the difficult economic situation.

The Easter Bunny had some objections because he works alone so they threatened him a bit and gave him $50.000 worth of carrots.

All of this has spread great concern in the western world that new powers could emerge and take over their gift market, but luckily China, India and other powers have been caught off guard by not having any real alternatives and will have to miss this chance.