Nakladalnica (ex kdaj hodite spat)

@gzibret tega se zavedam

Stran vržen denar. Drugič daj raje operi.

Am Opera mi je boljša od FF.

Jaz sem za IE.

3 ure sem poslušal kasete, popravljal kasetofon in ugotovil, da so na kasetah pesmi, ki jih na spletu ni.

Am rajš sm pijn k trezn

Firefox je tabol pol je pa IE7.

Sem že izkoristil googlepages.

Konqueror! Safari!



lynx!

Opera je prepozno zastonj ratala ... drugače bi se še jest nanjo navadu =)

:(

GREEEŠNIK !

Včeraj sem zvečer bil v lokalu kjer se je dogajal oz meni hehe, plesal z neznakami, oz s kolegom sva se presedla do dveh žensk ki so bile same za mizo, dans me pa kr noge bolijo od večurnega plesa, ampak je blo ful dobr

Če inštaliram Visto brez formatiranja, grem lahko spet nazaj na XP tako da se XPji naložijo nazaj čez Visto?

Ta teden, ko me ni bilo, ste uspeli pridelat za 5 "strani" postov.

Nooby
Na sreco nisem nobenega ubil na smuciscu. Pa tudi jaz sem neposkodovan. Je bilo pa ta teden presenetljivo veliko poskodovanih smucarjev. :|
Edini "resni" incident je bil polet s francozinjo, ki me je presenetila, ko se je pripeljala s strani medtem ko sem se jaz ubadal s kuclji na progi. Vendar se je koncalo s srecnim koncem...

He, he, nevone, kako mnogoumno...

Srečni konec je lahko (odvisno od percepcije):

- nisva si zlomila 1. vratnega vretenca
- nisva si zlomila kakšne druge kosti
- nisva se huje potolkla
- nisva se potolkla
- nisem dobil klofute
- lepo se mi je nasmejala
- po nesreči sva šla skupaj na pijačo
- zaljubila sva se
- zaljubila sva se in sedaj sexava cel dopust
- zaljubila sva se in sedaj sexava celo življenje

In ljudje kaj delate v tej depresivni nedelji?

>Srečni konec je lahko (odvisno od percepcije):

No sej moj namig je bil na podlagi svoje precepcije. He, he... kako, pa lahko ugibate.

Lahko namignem, da JE na tvojem seznamu.

o+ nevone

Ane Tero, kdo bi mislu, da dolgčas lahko tako boli.

A nimaš nobene ideje, kako bi ga pregnal?

o+ nevone

Orkaa, we belive in YOU!

Jz pa flet cistm. Prov temeljito.



Kuhinjske omarce...Vs pribor pa vso posodo se enkrat...Tla sm ze dvakrat pomiu...Pride se un namaz..

Pol pa se WC pa kopalnica. Spalnci sm pa ze posesou!

cjo čez 2 uri pa že v službo

Evo mene. Rabi kdo pesek? V očeh bi lahko odprl gramoznico. Sicer je večina že spucana sam še zmer se mi popajo...

orkAA pa kaj je s tabo, dons je bil odličen dan za kolesarjenje!!

ORDERING A PIZZA IN 2008


Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.

Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.

Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.

Operator: Thank you Mr Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@home.net. Which number are you calling from sir?

Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?

Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.

Customer: The HSS, what is that?

Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.

Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.

Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.

Customer: Whaddya mean?

Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.

Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?

Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.

Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?

Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.

Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.

Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.

Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.

Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.

Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also.

Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?

Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.

Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?

Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.

Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#

Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2003 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (speechless)

Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?

Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke..

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.

Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.