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alesrosina ::
hehe, sam fora je k ta komad ni italjanski ampak romunski ...
je pa res, da je komad k ga je ta model meu v ozadju gabry ponte remix ... ki pa je italijan.
je pa res, da je komad k ga je ta model meu v ozadju gabry ponte remix ... ki pa je italijan.
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alesrosina ::
mhm, sej ni lih moj ljubi izvajalec, samo opomnil sem na nepravilne podatke. Vseeno hvala za opravicilo.
Drgac pa offtopic, sej ni vazn.
Drgac pa offtopic, sej ni vazn.
Dr_M ::
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
kihc ::
to sm najdu na jokerjevmu forumu sam je res za crknt;
l0rd 0f 7h3 r1ngz
preview;
[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"
Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"
[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
l0rd 0f 7h3 r1ngz
preview;
[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"
Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"
[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
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Matek ::
Slikal sem sam, na morju.
Bolje ispasti glup nego iz aviona.
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Matev ::
a ti je smešen napis BIOS na čolnu
ali ti je pa smešno to da ne veš kako pridejo vn ti čolni?
ali ti je pa smešno to da ne veš kako pridejo vn ti čolni?
MadManMato, kako bi pa prišel ven brez da bi odvezal kak drug čoln? ]Fusion[ ::
prodam apn6 zaradi problemov s starši ker je bil motor ukraden.
Bil ukraden kao da ga nima več?
Bil ukraden kao da ga nima več?
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I... am... a man!" - John Merrick
Vesoljc ::
ehh, on je kupu ukraden moped, starci pa tega ne tolerirajo...
pravilno
pravilno
Abnormal behavior of abnormal brain makes me normal...
cbelica ::
Tisti OralB pred 'spanjem' seka 
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your Signature
DMouse ::
# Customer: "I installed the video drivers and all I see is a postage stamp in the center of the screen."
# Tech Support: "Can you describe what you see?"
# Customer: "I just told you, a postage stamp!!"
# Tech Support: "Does it look like your desktop?"
# Customer: "Nope. Aren't you listening?? It looks like a postage stamp."
# Tech Support: "Ok,let's reset the system back to VGA."
# Customer: "What's that??"
# Tech Support: "The default video settings...please hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete."
# Customer: "What is that???"
# Tech Support: "The three keys. 'Control' and 'Alt' and 'Delete' pressed at the same time."
# Customer: "Oh, ok. Oh no!! My screen went blank!"
# Tech Support: "That's ok. When you see OS/2 in the upper left hit 'Alt' and 'F1'."
# Customer: "'Alt'? 'F1'? Can you speak English?"
# Tech Support: "Sir, these are keys on your keyboard."
# Customer: "Oh."
# Tech Support: (waits a minute for the system to finish booting) "Do you see the OS/2 logo yet?"
# Customer: "Nope."
# Tech Support: (waits another minute or two) "Anything yet?"
# Customer: "Nope. Can I release the keys?"
# Tech Support: "Can you describe what you see?"
# Customer: "I just told you, a postage stamp!!"
# Tech Support: "Does it look like your desktop?"
# Customer: "Nope. Aren't you listening?? It looks like a postage stamp."
# Tech Support: "Ok,let's reset the system back to VGA."
# Customer: "What's that??"
# Tech Support: "The default video settings...please hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete."
# Customer: "What is that???"
# Tech Support: "The three keys. 'Control' and 'Alt' and 'Delete' pressed at the same time."
# Customer: "Oh, ok. Oh no!! My screen went blank!"
# Tech Support: "That's ok. When you see OS/2 in the upper left hit 'Alt' and 'F1'."
# Customer: "'Alt'? 'F1'? Can you speak English?"
# Tech Support: "Sir, these are keys on your keyboard."
# Customer: "Oh."
# Tech Support: (waits a minute for the system to finish booting) "Do you see the OS/2 logo yet?"
# Customer: "Nope."
# Tech Support: (waits another minute or two) "Anything yet?"
# Customer: "Nope. Can I release the keys?"
DMouse ::
Še ena :)
# Me: "Hello, I have just bought your new (printer model), and I was wondering if I can use it in Europe with 220 volts?"
# Tech Support: "Hmmm...let me see.... Here, ok, it says that the printer works with 120 volts, so 220 volts should be enough."
# Me: "What?! If it is made only for 120 volts, and I hook it up to 220 volts, it's going to fry."
# Tech Support: "Hmmm. You may need a surge protector."
# Me: "Hello, I have just bought your new (printer model), and I was wondering if I can use it in Europe with 220 volts?"
# Tech Support: "Hmmm...let me see.... Here, ok, it says that the printer works with 120 volts, so 220 volts should be enough."
# Me: "What?! If it is made only for 120 volts, and I hook it up to 220 volts, it's going to fry."
# Tech Support: "Hmmm. You may need a surge protector."
Dr_M ::
tistle ni glih smesn ane.
slike je en pobral z neta dol, pa jih dau gor.
v avtu sta pa umrla 2 cloveka....
slike je en pobral z neta dol, pa jih dau gor.
v avtu sta pa umrla 2 cloveka....
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
Dr_M ::
sej to je tko narjen, da v primeru prometne nesrece stevec ostane tm, kjer je biu nazadnje.
The reason why most of society hates conservatives and
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
loves liberals is because conservatives hurt you with
the truth and liberals comfort you with lies.
Microsoft ::
Crni humor pac.
by Miha
by Miha
s8eqaWrumatu*h-+r5wre3$ev_pheNeyut#VUbraS@e2$u5ESwE67&uhukuCh3pr
TribesMan ::
Črn je bil sam Audi... oziroma tisto kar je ostalo od njega...
LP
TribesMan
LP
TribesMan
Moj kompjuter dela: KVIIIIK ... KVIIIK ... KVIIIK.
Ko ga navijem dela: KVIKKVIKKIVKKVIK. :)
Ko ga navijem dela: KVIKKVIKKIVKKVIK. :)
Tody ::
ah dejte no so že bolj bolne fore bile kle gor... Men se zdi ta fora dost dobra :) Sploh pa k piše pri pripombah ABS,ASR.... vrjetno ne dela
]Fusion[ ::
Črni humor je v tem da piše odlično ohranjen. :)
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I... am... a man!" - John Merrick
Freelancer ::
Zgleda, da so v pitni vodi čudne substance zadnje čase. Lahko pa da ima uranove palčke za okras sobe, vse je možno 
P4C@3GHz, P4P800, 1GB DDR400, ABIT Ti4200
flipflop ::
NE to ni hudo ej a greva u drug forum (navijanje) sej je moj
wtf?!
ej zdele bo0m pod drugmu imenam se dopisvov
Ojej.
fr0sty ::
forum==tema?!?
Tale dva imata še dooolgo pot do ... khmm...česarkoli že
Tale dva imata še dooolgo pot do ... khmm...česarkoli že
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Microsoft ::
>Kva ti jodlas
>Who are you madmanMato ?
>Bom meu saj upam pa kva ta medmanmato kle muri
>Ce seus tkole zajebavou s tem kva use bos meu not ga nous meu
>MedmanMato je pa faca oz. ma hudo slikco
>Kuko se dubi tako slikco
Ko sm tole bral, sm crkval od smeha.
by Miha
>Who are you madmanMato ?
>Bom meu saj upam pa kva ta medmanmato kle muri
>Ce seus tkole zajebavou s tem kva use bos meu not ga nous meu
>MedmanMato je pa faca oz. ma hudo slikco
>Kuko se dubi tako slikco
Ko sm tole bral, sm crkval od smeha.
by Miha
s8eqaWrumatu*h-+r5wre3$ev_pheNeyut#VUbraS@e2$u5ESwE67&uhukuCh3pr
T0RN4D0 ::
noben flash, filmč al pa slika tule me še ni tak nasmejejal k tele tri teme... 
(\__/) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(='.'=) into your signature to help him gain
(")_(") world domination.
(='.'=) into your signature to help him gain
(")_(") world domination.
iration ::
Tudi jaz bi imel kakšno pravico rad v življenju. Npr. pravico do tega, da delam
12 ur na dan in sem za to nagrajen s strani delujočega ekonomskega prostora, ne
pa kaznovan s strani Salmoneličevih gremlinov. - NavadniNimda
12 ur na dan in sem za to nagrajen s strani delujočega ekonomskega prostora, ne
pa kaznovan s strani Salmoneličevih gremlinov. - NavadniNimda
R0K ::
En tip je prodajal nek avto ..
# 1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf
# Only 15 km on the clock
# Only first gear and reverse gear used
# Never driven hard
# Original tyres
# Original brakes
# Original fuel and oil
# Only 1 driver
Noben nč verjel .. so rekl nej slikco pokaže .. pa jo je :)
# 1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf
# Only 15 km on the clock
# Only first gear and reverse gear used
# Never driven hard
# Original tyres
# Original brakes
# Original fuel and oil
# Only 1 driver
Noben nč verjel .. so rekl nej slikco pokaže .. pa jo je :)
