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Yohan del Sud ::
To je že bilo, ampak sem našel in zbral še par novih in originalnih:
The optical regenerative powers of surprise
If a character wears eyeglasses, and he sees something that is shocking or unexpected, he will take off his glasses to get a better look.
Ex: almost anything starring Jeff Goldblum
Hubcap regeneration
If a hubcap happens to come off during a movie chase, it regenerates.
Ex: Bullitt, Striking Distance, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, every episode of CHiPs.
The You Cough, You Die Rule
Never cough in a move, especially if you are old, you will die of some terminal disease before the movie ends.
Most recent sighting: Richard III
The Blind Man's Helmet
In any outer space or underwater scene, the characters' helmets will have lights shining into their faces so that we can see who they are in spite of the fact that they would not actually be able to see in a darkened area using a design of this type.
Examples: Star Trek, The Core, etc.
The Villains Disloyal Girlfriend Rule
The stunningly gorgeous girlfriend of the villain will instantly fall for the hero, to the point of betraying her old beau. This will frequently happen during a struggle between the hero and the girlfriend, which frequently ends up in an impassioned embrace.
Cites: Most James Bond films, Superman.
Laissez Bon Temps Roulle 24/7 Rule
Whenever characters go to New Orleans, it's always Mardi Gras.
Cite: PELICAN BRIEF, JFK, all films that use stock footage
Human Waste Recycling System
Nobody ever needs to go to the bathroom.
Cite: emmm
The Bogart Ratio
Characters who smoke will be seen lighting ten cigarettes for every one cigarette they are seen stubbing out or throwing away.
sightings: Casablanca, The Big Sleep, High Fidelity
ALTITUDE INDUCED VEHICLE FLAMMABILITY
Any moving vehicle which quickly changes altitude (most often downward, as in: off a cliff) will immediatly detonate upon impact with any other solid (most often the ground) despite the fact that in reality, such accidents rarely cause flaming explosions.
As seen in: Absolutely every single movie that could be described as an "action" movie
BLIND DRIVER RULE
In any movie that features a major character who is blind, said character will inevitably find himself behind the wheel of a car.
Sightings: "Proof," "Sneakers," "Scent of a Woman."
protagonist parking
The phenomenon where the subject of the scene is always able to park right at the entrance of the building, even in large cities like New York, San Francisco, and Boston. Protagonist parking apparently gets precedence over handicapped parking.
Exception: If said protagonist is going to be confronted by a bad guy, he/she will have to cross the parking lot (usually while absent mindedly digging through purse).
Cites: too generic to mention
Stormtrooper marksmanship
Despite scary-looking high tech equipment and extensive training, the bad guy's army can't hit the broad side of a barn.
examples:
Star Wars trilogy, Krull, The Guns of Navarone, etc. ad nauseum
Voorhees Unreality Engine (VUE)
- the magical device that allows the killer in slasher movies to instantly teleport to any location. With the VUE, even a slow, plodding serial killer can instantly appear in front of a victim who's been running away at full speed.
Used in: Just about any slasher movie, including Friday the 13th and Halloween.
Pa še najnovejši MOVIE OS:
MovieOS
The most advanced computer operating system in the world, available only to movie and TV characters. Includes, but is not limited to, the following features:
* The ability to write viruses without a single line of code. While it's working, sometimes MovieOS will display a helpful reminder like a flashing screen that says "ASSEMBLING VIRUS."
* MovieOS can hack into any system at any time (unless a major plot point hinges on not being able to hack something), all without leaving the confines of a friendly GUI. A hacker can destroy someone's credit rating, render them bankrupt, and other dastardly deeds, all within 30 seconds. (See "Changing Lanes." Or, better yet, don't.) MovieOS magically makes all computers with sensitive information connect to the Internet so they can be more easily hacked.
* Laptops running MovieOS never need wires connected to them. Ever. For any reason.
* MovieOS runs primarily on stylish Macintosh computers, because those are the only computers that exist in most movies.
* Command Line Interface? What's that?
* If someone wants to hack into a local machine running MovieOS, but doesn't know the password, it will spit out an arcane hint after three attempts, which the hacker will instantly connect with the correct password on the first try. (Used to embarrassing effect on an episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent)
* Mentioned by jjimm, MovieOS also contains Photoshop on Steroids, an excellent program that can zoom in to over 1000% on grainy security cam footage and enhance it so that the viewer can read a word written on a grain of rice at a distance of 200 yards. Its method of creating just the right pixels out of whole cloth to enhance the image is a closely-guarded secret among MovieOS developers.
An addition to the MovieOS (though this has declined in recent years as directors and actors become more technology savvy) anything on a computer can be done by banging away on the keyboard for approximately 1-2 seconds, even if said action is drawing a picture or searching the hard drive.
Seen in: Revenge of the Nerds, Jurassic Park, countless others
The optical regenerative powers of surprise
If a character wears eyeglasses, and he sees something that is shocking or unexpected, he will take off his glasses to get a better look.
Ex: almost anything starring Jeff Goldblum
Hubcap regeneration
If a hubcap happens to come off during a movie chase, it regenerates.
Ex: Bullitt, Striking Distance, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, every episode of CHiPs.
The You Cough, You Die Rule
Never cough in a move, especially if you are old, you will die of some terminal disease before the movie ends.
Most recent sighting: Richard III
The Blind Man's Helmet
In any outer space or underwater scene, the characters' helmets will have lights shining into their faces so that we can see who they are in spite of the fact that they would not actually be able to see in a darkened area using a design of this type.
Examples: Star Trek, The Core, etc.
The Villains Disloyal Girlfriend Rule
The stunningly gorgeous girlfriend of the villain will instantly fall for the hero, to the point of betraying her old beau. This will frequently happen during a struggle between the hero and the girlfriend, which frequently ends up in an impassioned embrace.
Cites: Most James Bond films, Superman.
Laissez Bon Temps Roulle 24/7 Rule
Whenever characters go to New Orleans, it's always Mardi Gras.
Cite: PELICAN BRIEF, JFK, all films that use stock footage
Human Waste Recycling System
Nobody ever needs to go to the bathroom.
Cite: emmm
The Bogart Ratio
Characters who smoke will be seen lighting ten cigarettes for every one cigarette they are seen stubbing out or throwing away.
sightings: Casablanca, The Big Sleep, High Fidelity
ALTITUDE INDUCED VEHICLE FLAMMABILITY
Any moving vehicle which quickly changes altitude (most often downward, as in: off a cliff) will immediatly detonate upon impact with any other solid (most often the ground) despite the fact that in reality, such accidents rarely cause flaming explosions.
As seen in: Absolutely every single movie that could be described as an "action" movie
BLIND DRIVER RULE
In any movie that features a major character who is blind, said character will inevitably find himself behind the wheel of a car.
Sightings: "Proof," "Sneakers," "Scent of a Woman."
protagonist parking
The phenomenon where the subject of the scene is always able to park right at the entrance of the building, even in large cities like New York, San Francisco, and Boston. Protagonist parking apparently gets precedence over handicapped parking.
Exception: If said protagonist is going to be confronted by a bad guy, he/she will have to cross the parking lot (usually while absent mindedly digging through purse).
Cites: too generic to mention
Stormtrooper marksmanship
Despite scary-looking high tech equipment and extensive training, the bad guy's army can't hit the broad side of a barn.
examples:
Star Wars trilogy, Krull, The Guns of Navarone, etc. ad nauseum
Voorhees Unreality Engine (VUE)
- the magical device that allows the killer in slasher movies to instantly teleport to any location. With the VUE, even a slow, plodding serial killer can instantly appear in front of a victim who's been running away at full speed.
Used in: Just about any slasher movie, including Friday the 13th and Halloween.
Pa še najnovejši MOVIE OS:
MovieOS
The most advanced computer operating system in the world, available only to movie and TV characters. Includes, but is not limited to, the following features:
* The ability to write viruses without a single line of code. While it's working, sometimes MovieOS will display a helpful reminder like a flashing screen that says "ASSEMBLING VIRUS."
* MovieOS can hack into any system at any time (unless a major plot point hinges on not being able to hack something), all without leaving the confines of a friendly GUI. A hacker can destroy someone's credit rating, render them bankrupt, and other dastardly deeds, all within 30 seconds. (See "Changing Lanes." Or, better yet, don't.) MovieOS magically makes all computers with sensitive information connect to the Internet so they can be more easily hacked.
* Laptops running MovieOS never need wires connected to them. Ever. For any reason.
* MovieOS runs primarily on stylish Macintosh computers, because those are the only computers that exist in most movies.
* Command Line Interface? What's that?
* If someone wants to hack into a local machine running MovieOS, but doesn't know the password, it will spit out an arcane hint after three attempts, which the hacker will instantly connect with the correct password on the first try. (Used to embarrassing effect on an episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent)
* Mentioned by jjimm, MovieOS also contains Photoshop on Steroids, an excellent program that can zoom in to over 1000% on grainy security cam footage and enhance it so that the viewer can read a word written on a grain of rice at a distance of 200 yards. Its method of creating just the right pixels out of whole cloth to enhance the image is a closely-guarded secret among MovieOS developers.
An addition to the MovieOS (though this has declined in recent years as directors and actors become more technology savvy) anything on a computer can be done by banging away on the keyboard for approximately 1-2 seconds, even if said action is drawing a picture or searching the hard drive.
Seen in: Revenge of the Nerds, Jurassic Park, countless others
undefined ::
Heheheh. Dobre fore. Sploh pa tale:
> In any outer space or underwater scene, the characters' helmets will have lights shining into their faces so that we can see who they are in spite of the fact that they would not actually be able to see in a darkened area using a design of this type.
> Examples: Star Trek, The Core, etc.
> In any outer space or underwater scene, the characters' helmets will have lights shining into their faces so that we can see who they are in spite of the fact that they would not actually be able to see in a darkened area using a design of this type.
> Examples: Star Trek, The Core, etc.
Roadkill ::
En, k sm ga dons ugotovu, ko sem gledal matrix reloaded (spet):
V skoraj vsakem filmu ima nekdo nekaj okrog vratu obešeno na verižici in potem tisto stga z vratu in da nekomu drugemu.
Pr matrixu da meymaker morpheusu ključ do vrat...
To sem vsaj v zadnjih parih mesecih opazil v vsaj 4ih filmih. :)
V piratih iz karibov (ne vem, zakaj sem jih sploh gledal) je bilo to mensezcdi celo dvakrat. :))
V skoraj vsakem filmu ima nekdo nekaj okrog vratu obešeno na verižici in potem tisto stga z vratu in da nekomu drugemu.
Pr matrixu da meymaker morpheusu ključ do vrat...
To sem vsaj v zadnjih parih mesecih opazil v vsaj 4ih filmih. :)
V piratih iz karibov (ne vem, zakaj sem jih sploh gledal) je bilo to mensezcdi celo dvakrat. :))
Avenger ::
Mah to sploh niso najhujši... berte tele:
-glavni junak VEDNO spozna izjemno lepo bejbo, ni važno v katerem poslu je, kaj dela, kako zgleda on
-ko pride do poljuba ju po pravilih nekdo zmoti 34 stotink sekunde pred dotikom ustnic
-ko nekdo nekomu moli pištolo v del telesa jo po določenem času za vsak slučaj še nabije (metek ponavadi ne skoči ven, kar pomeni, da pištola ni bila nabita?? včasih pa skoči ven, kar je še bolj glupo) ali pa samo potegne petelina
-v akcijskem filmu 'konjenica' pride kakih 7 sekund potem, ko je heroj sam obračunal z 245 gangsterji
-strel v roko, ramo
-čudežni naboji, ki jih je včasih v .45 revolverju več kot 8, včasij jih je pa v, recimo Beretti, samo 5, ponavadi pri zlikovcu, ki je bil očitno tako šlampast, da je pozabil nafilat metke, ali je pa na poti na kraj spopada streljal race ob cesti?
-bejba, ki jo je heroj pofukal do nezavesti, si potem rjuho tišči do brade, ko pa vstane pa včasih pokaže rit.
Več pa še kdaj drugič...
-glavni junak VEDNO spozna izjemno lepo bejbo, ni važno v katerem poslu je, kaj dela, kako zgleda on
-ko pride do poljuba ju po pravilih nekdo zmoti 34 stotink sekunde pred dotikom ustnic
-ko nekdo nekomu moli pištolo v del telesa jo po določenem času za vsak slučaj še nabije (metek ponavadi ne skoči ven, kar pomeni, da pištola ni bila nabita?? včasih pa skoči ven, kar je še bolj glupo) ali pa samo potegne petelina
-v akcijskem filmu 'konjenica' pride kakih 7 sekund potem, ko je heroj sam obračunal z 245 gangsterji
-strel v roko, ramo
-čudežni naboji, ki jih je včasih v .45 revolverju več kot 8, včasij jih je pa v, recimo Beretti, samo 5, ponavadi pri zlikovcu, ki je bil očitno tako šlampast, da je pozabil nafilat metke, ali je pa na poti na kraj spopada streljal race ob cesti?
-bejba, ki jo je heroj pofukal do nezavesti, si potem rjuho tišči do brade, ko pa vstane pa včasih pokaže rit.
Več pa še kdaj drugič...
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.
undefined ::
Pa še en:
Ko je glavni zlobnež™ filma na vrhuncu in se pripravlja, da bo sprožil svoj evil plan™, bo vedno tistim nekaj talcem, katere je ujel pri namenu, da bi ga ustavili, razložil potek in celo zgodbo zakaj to počne.
Ko je glavni zlobnež™ filma na vrhuncu in se pripravlja, da bo sprožil svoj evil plan™, bo vedno tistim nekaj talcem, katere je ujel pri namenu, da bi ga ustavili, razložil potek in celo zgodbo zakaj to počne.
Avenger ::
Gume cvilijo tudi na makadamu in v puščavi.
Včasih z enim samim udarcem nekdo pade v nezavest in je out cold pol ure, kakega bolj zlobnega pa lahko meče ob zid, nekajkrat s kolenom na gobec, s stolom po glavi, pa bo še vedno brez praske. Ko potem enkrat obleži nezavesten in obnemogel na tleh še ni konc, ker potem zahrbtno enkrat vstane in kot prerojen mikasti našega junaka.
Če na nekoga streljajo, krogle vedno zadanejo nekaj, od česar se lahko fino odbijejo, ali pa da se vidi, da so tja priletele - avto, šipe, zid, stebri, OGRAJA - kovinska, taka, sej veste, tenka, k je nemogoče zadet tud če bi ciljal, v filmih gre pa vsak metek not, das e zaiskri, če se strelja na terenu, gredo krogle v tla, tik ob nogah junakov, helikopter pa je s svojim vulcanom zmožen streljati samo kakih 10 metrov za bežečim junakom (ta teče s hitrostjo 20 na uro, helikopter pa lahko leti kakih 300) direktno v tla, tako da se fino vidi zlobna nakana strelca.
Snajperji roko mirno kot.. hm. kot da bi bil tist daljnogled skozi katerega se vidi križec v resnici kamera, ki udobno počiva na hidravlični roki...
Če v šolski razred pride nova sošolka, ki je, čisto slučajno, huda mrha, se obvezno zaljubi ravno v našega junakca in obratno, seveda.
Azijci VEDNO obvladajo karate.
Steven Segal nikoli ne izgubi dvoboja in nikoli nima očitne romance (seksa).
Hranjenje se vedno z nečim prekine.
Policijskega šefa vedno kličejo sredi noči.
Policijski šef vedno napizdi naše junake, čeprav so malodane rešili svet. Sami.
Policijska brutalnost je edino sredstvo za zasliševanje.
Če je eden izmed zločincev v filmu črn, je črn vsaj en policist in/ali sodnik.
Včasih z enim samim udarcem nekdo pade v nezavest in je out cold pol ure, kakega bolj zlobnega pa lahko meče ob zid, nekajkrat s kolenom na gobec, s stolom po glavi, pa bo še vedno brez praske. Ko potem enkrat obleži nezavesten in obnemogel na tleh še ni konc, ker potem zahrbtno enkrat vstane in kot prerojen mikasti našega junaka.
Če na nekoga streljajo, krogle vedno zadanejo nekaj, od česar se lahko fino odbijejo, ali pa da se vidi, da so tja priletele - avto, šipe, zid, stebri, OGRAJA - kovinska, taka, sej veste, tenka, k je nemogoče zadet tud če bi ciljal, v filmih gre pa vsak metek not, das e zaiskri, če se strelja na terenu, gredo krogle v tla, tik ob nogah junakov, helikopter pa je s svojim vulcanom zmožen streljati samo kakih 10 metrov za bežečim junakom (ta teče s hitrostjo 20 na uro, helikopter pa lahko leti kakih 300) direktno v tla, tako da se fino vidi zlobna nakana strelca.
Snajperji roko mirno kot.. hm. kot da bi bil tist daljnogled skozi katerega se vidi križec v resnici kamera, ki udobno počiva na hidravlični roki...
Če v šolski razred pride nova sošolka, ki je, čisto slučajno, huda mrha, se obvezno zaljubi ravno v našega junakca in obratno, seveda.
Azijci VEDNO obvladajo karate.
Steven Segal nikoli ne izgubi dvoboja in nikoli nima očitne romance (seksa).
Hranjenje se vedno z nečim prekine.
Policijskega šefa vedno kličejo sredi noči.
Policijski šef vedno napizdi naše junake, čeprav so malodane rešili svet. Sami.
Policijska brutalnost je edino sredstvo za zasliševanje.
Če je eden izmed zločincev v filmu črn, je črn vsaj en policist in/ali sodnik.
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.
Binji ::
Jap una tazadnja je zmerej. Tahujse ko rece "zoom in" to pa to, tip udari 2x po tipkovnci in takoj vidis vsak musji drekec na low-quality sliki celotnega mesta.
Najbolj glupa fora: v Taxi3 neka vohunka kao sune zaupne podatke tko da prpopa uni prisesek za steklo na zaslon in kopira dol. Jst pa sam
Metkov glavnemu junaku nikoli ne zmanjka...razen ce jih zmanjka tudi bad-guyu.
Zlobnezi, ceprav z vojaskim treningom, junaka ne zadanejo tudi ce ta stoji na miru, junak pa bo z enim strelom iz pistolce zadel vse, tudi ce zraven izvaja kasne "matrix-style" akrobacije
Najbolj glupa fora: v Taxi3 neka vohunka kao sune zaupne podatke tko da prpopa uni prisesek za steklo na zaslon in kopira dol. Jst pa sam
Metkov glavnemu junaku nikoli ne zmanjka...razen ce jih zmanjka tudi bad-guyu.
Zlobnezi, ceprav z vojaskim treningom, junaka ne zadanejo tudi ce ta stoji na miru, junak pa bo z enim strelom iz pistolce zadel vse, tudi ce zraven izvaja kasne "matrix-style" akrobacije
Kdor ne navija ni Slovenc, hej, hej, hej!
Tr0n ::
Zato pa ne glejte klisejskih akcijskih hollywood pop corn flikov, ampak raje kaksne bolj zahtevne muvije :).
username ::
Gume cvilijo tudi na makadamu in v puščavi.
pozabil si mokro cesto (dež).
še malo: če je glavni junak policaj, mora vedno svoj primer hudo zajebati, da ga lahko suspendirajo ter mu vzamejo značko in pištolo. to mu namreč šele omogoči, da je iskanje zlikovca uspešno. v pomoč mu je njegovo privatno orožje (ponavadi kak hud kanon) ter kolegi, ki mu kljub izrečeni službeni sankciji vedno pomagajo z vsemi informacijami (ponavadi kar po policijskem radiu), no questions asked. v realnosti je to seveda nedovoljeno (pomojem, no).
ko konča primer in vklene zlikovca, ga včasih pred milijonom TV kamer še useka na gobec i nikome ništa. pogosto pa ta trik (pred kamerami) izvede sredi filma, vendar začuda ga nikoli ne tožijo; tudi za zgoraj omenjeno suspendiranje to ponavadi ni dovolj.
pozabil si mokro cesto (dež).
še malo: če je glavni junak policaj, mora vedno svoj primer hudo zajebati, da ga lahko suspendirajo ter mu vzamejo značko in pištolo. to mu namreč šele omogoči, da je iskanje zlikovca uspešno. v pomoč mu je njegovo privatno orožje (ponavadi kak hud kanon) ter kolegi, ki mu kljub izrečeni službeni sankciji vedno pomagajo z vsemi informacijami (ponavadi kar po policijskem radiu), no questions asked. v realnosti je to seveda nedovoljeno (pomojem, no).
ko konča primer in vklene zlikovca, ga včasih pred milijonom TV kamer še useka na gobec i nikome ništa. pogosto pa ta trik (pred kamerami) izvede sredi filma, vendar začuda ga nikoli ne tožijo; tudi za zgoraj omenjeno suspendiranje to ponavadi ni dovolj.
I've got a solution for the rainforest: napalm the lot. (Jeremy Clarkson)
mare_ ::
Bad guy po pol ure preganjanja in za las zgrešenih strelih ujame good guy-a, ki ga pravzaprav išče že deset let in ga hoče za vsako ceno ubiti. Nameri mu pištolo na sence. In nnamesto, da bi še v istem trenutku streljal, počaka še vsaj 10 sekund, da mu good guy (kakšen policaj, ki poje 10+ krofov na dan), z vrhunskim karate udarcem izbije pištolo iz roke, ki pade nna tla pod takšnim kotom, da se sama sproži in zadane bad guy-a direktnno na sredo čela.
Če slučajno bad guy npr. pade na koničasto ograjo, je mrtev v trenutku, vendar se mestu, kjer štrli iz njega štanga, ni nobene krvi, edino znamenje, da je mrtev, je majhen potoček krvi iz ust.
Če slučajno bad guy npr. pade na koničasto ograjo, je mrtev v trenutku, vendar se mestu, kjer štrli iz njega štanga, ni nobene krvi, edino znamenje, da je mrtev, je majhen potoček krvi iz ust.
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TESKAn ::
Ko nekdo reče 'i'll need x hours to do sth.' mu šef odvrne 'you've got x/2 hours'.
Uf! Uf! Je rekel Vinetou in se skril za skalo,
ki jo je prav v ta namen nosil s seboj.
ki jo je prav v ta namen nosil s seboj.
mirage ::
Ko nekdo nekoga zasleduje (lovi) z avtom, mu pot prekriža tovornjak.
Videno danes 2x v gone in 60s in že 100x drugje...
Videno danes 2x v gone in 60s in že 100x drugje...
Azrael ::
Kadar streljajo na avto, v katerem je good guy, se vedno razleti samo zadnja šipa in nobena druga, pa tudi v avtu ni nihče zadet.
Je kdo opazil, kako čudno pljuje Titanic v Cameronovi verziji ? Ladja s premcem reže valove, za krmo pa jih spet vleče vase... Ista fora se ponovi v dokumentarcu o ladji Bismarck istega režiserja. Očitno ista ekipa za specialne efekte, ki ni nikoli videla ladje med plovbo.
LP, Azrael
Je kdo opazil, kako čudno pljuje Titanic v Cameronovi verziji ? Ladja s premcem reže valove, za krmo pa jih spet vleče vase... Ista fora se ponovi v dokumentarcu o ladji Bismarck istega režiserja. Očitno ista ekipa za specialne efekte, ki ni nikoli videla ladje med plovbo.
LP, Azrael
Nekoč je bil Slo-tech.
Highlag ::
Mirage ja pozabu si povedat, da tisti tovornjak pogleda iz kake uličice, za katero mora zložit zrcala, da not zapelje, pa še to samo v eno smer ker tam, kjer pogleda ven niti sučajno ne more obrniti.
frudi ::
pogled skozi binokular je vedno napačen - v obliki osmice. in se seveda niti malo ne trese.
1ACDoHVj3wn7N4EMpGVU4YGLR9HTfkNhTd... in case I've written something useful :)
mare_ ::
Ko recimo na TV postaji zmanjka elektrike, se ugasnejo samo luči in kamere - računalniki in slušalke (sistem za komunakacijo) veselo dela naprej. (Nazadnje videl učeri v Vsemogočni Bruce)
Če se pa že ugasnejo tudi računalniki, potem takrat, ko pride elektrika nazaj, vse dela normalno naprej še isto sekundo.
Če se pa že ugasnejo tudi računalniki, potem takrat, ko pride elektrika nazaj, vse dela normalno naprej še isto sekundo.
undefined ::
Vedno, ko se nekdo spravi uničit računalnik, verjetno iz razloga skrivanja ali namernega uničenja podatkov, ustreli oz. uniči monitor. Kište pa ni nikoli nikjer videti. ;)
Sergio ::
Vedno, pa najsi bo človek še TAKO nezaposlen in mutast, bo imel penthouse condo v centru večjega mesta, opremljenega do amena (primer: Frasier :))
V vrečkah za nakupovanje bo vedno francska štruca ali dve.
Vsi flati v Parizu imajo razgled nad Eifflovim stolpom.
Aja, še ena računalniška: tudi če bo protagonist napisal le "re", bo udaril še vedno nekje med 5 in 10 tipk, in to samo v vrsti a-l. :)
V vrečkah za nakupovanje bo vedno francska štruca ali dve.
Vsi flati v Parizu imajo razgled nad Eifflovim stolpom.
Aja, še ena računalniška: tudi če bo protagonist napisal le "re", bo udaril še vedno nekje med 5 in 10 tipk, in to samo v vrsti a-l. :)
Tako grem jaz, tako gre vsak, kdor čuti cilj v daljavi:
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.
undefined ::
Še ena računalniška:
Pri navadnem Zoomu slike bo uporabnik udaril najmanj dvajset tipk, kot bi tipkal besedilo. Primer: Bourne Identity.
Pri navadnem Zoomu slike bo uporabnik udaril najmanj dvajset tipk, kot bi tipkal besedilo. Primer: Bourne Identity.
Avenger ::
Ja kako pa drugač, movie OS ima za zoom pač ukaz "zoom in this photo a lot"
Če nekdo narekuje, si lahko vsak brez problemov to s tudi zapiše, tko, real time in obenem ni nič videt da bi kaj divjal s pisalom.
Ko se dva wannabe ljubimca zvečer poslovita, se ona nasloni na notranjo stran vrat, on pa na zunanjo, potem se istočasno obrneta in odpreta vrata. Ali smiselno podobno, da tip počasi odkoraka, ženska naslonjena na vrata, potem tip zlaufa nazaj, ženska odpre vrata.
Ko kdo z daljincem premika kanale na tv, se sliši kot da bi imel daljinc tipke kot 10 let stara tipkovnica.
Če je zločinc (nedolžnež) na begu, TV prižge točno ob tistem času ko v poročilih reportirajo o njem.
Ovaduhi so mazohisti. Informacij ne izdajo, dokler jih policaj ne prebiča, nategne trepalnic in hodi po njem z lakastimi škornji. Mučenje je absolutno nujno, ker če ga samo plačujejo, ne povejo nič bistvenega, po nekaj brcah se jim pa odveže jezik, ko ga pa ornk zmikastijo, pa pove čist do konca. Nauk: bolj jih tepeš več veš.
Če nekdo narekuje, si lahko vsak brez problemov to s tudi zapiše, tko, real time in obenem ni nič videt da bi kaj divjal s pisalom.
Ko se dva wannabe ljubimca zvečer poslovita, se ona nasloni na notranjo stran vrat, on pa na zunanjo, potem se istočasno obrneta in odpreta vrata. Ali smiselno podobno, da tip počasi odkoraka, ženska naslonjena na vrata, potem tip zlaufa nazaj, ženska odpre vrata.
Ko kdo z daljincem premika kanale na tv, se sliši kot da bi imel daljinc tipke kot 10 let stara tipkovnica.
Če je zločinc (nedolžnež) na begu, TV prižge točno ob tistem času ko v poročilih reportirajo o njem.
Ovaduhi so mazohisti. Informacij ne izdajo, dokler jih policaj ne prebiča, nategne trepalnic in hodi po njem z lakastimi škornji. Mučenje je absolutno nujno, ker če ga samo plačujejo, ne povejo nič bistvenega, po nekaj brcah se jim pa odveže jezik, ko ga pa ornk zmikastijo, pa pove čist do konca. Nauk: bolj jih tepeš več veš.
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.
Ziga Dolhar ::
Glavna oseba je vedno v središču pozornosti.
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Tako... malce v razmislek o stereotipnosti stereotipiziranja ;)
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Tako... malce v razmislek o stereotipnosti stereotipiziranja ;)
https://dolhar.si/
undefined ::
Pri tipkanju na elektronske enote se vedno zasliši zvok tipk. Pri nekaterih filmih se celo ustvarja zvok pri navadnem tipkanju na PC.
TESKAn ::
Ah ja, zdej me je IceMan spomnil - računalniki v filmih vedno spuščajo glasove, največkrat podobne zvokom igličnega tiskalnika. Čim močnejša naj bi bila kišta, tem več tem bolj glasne zvoke spušča.
Uf! Uf! Je rekel Vinetou in se skril za skalo,
ki jo je prav v ta namen nosil s seboj.
ki jo je prav v ta namen nosil s seboj.
Zgodovina sprememb…
- spremenil: TESKAn ()
Sergio ::
Pri Matrici je blo fajn, ker je Trinity shekala računalnik z dejanskim root exploitom iz leta 1992, ki OBSTAJA.
No ja.
Nato pa ženska v shell napiše
"disable root grids 21 to 30" :)
No ja.
Nato pa ženska v shell napiše
"disable root grids 21 to 30" :)
Tako grem jaz, tako gre vsak, kdor čuti cilj v daljavi:
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.
če usoda ustavi mu korak,
on se ji zoperstavi.
OmegaBlue ::
evo en copy/paste ka sm ga izbrsku iz arhiva:
* Word processors never display a cursor.
* You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.
* All monitors display 2 inch high letters.
* High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such
governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.
* Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells
that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.
* Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply
typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.
* Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply
typing "UPLOAD VIRUS."
* Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen
changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it
doesn't go faster than you can read. The *really* advanced ones also emulate
the sound of a dot-matrix printer as the characters come across the screen.
* People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.
* A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before
intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.
* If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also
disappears from the screen.
* Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects
itself onto his/her face.
* Word processors never display a cursor.
* You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.
* All monitors display 2 inch high letters.
* High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such
governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.
* Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells
that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.
* Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply
typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.
* Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply
typing "UPLOAD VIRUS."
* Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen
changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it
doesn't go faster than you can read. The *really* advanced ones also emulate
the sound of a dot-matrix printer as the characters come across the screen.
* People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.
* A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before
intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.
* If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also
disappears from the screen.
* Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects
itself onto his/her face.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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