Microsoft to detonate a nuclear missile

While eating a banana i have stomped over this fine piece of news. World leaders reacted with stunned silence as Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) conducted an underground nuclear test at a secret facility in eastern Washington state. The device, exploded at 9:22 am PDT (1622 GMT/12:22 pm EDT) yesterday, was timed to coincide with talks between Microsoft and the US Department of Justice over possible antitrust action. Scientists pegged the explosion at around 100 kilotons. "I nearly dropped my latte when I saw the seismometer" explained University of Washington g eophysicist Dr. Whoops Blammover, "At first I thought it was Mt. Rainier, and I was thinking, damn, there goes the mountain bike vacation." Isn't that just a marvellous eruption?
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Ko sam jedla bananu, sem naletjela na izvanrednu novicu. Svetski voditelji so reagirali sa tišinom, ko je Microsoft izvedeo podzemaljski nuklearni test u skrivnem laboratoriju u vzhodnom Washingtonu. Bomba, koja je eksplodirala včerej, u 17:22 našeg časa, je eksplodirala ravno med pogajanjima sa ZDA vlado o antitrustovskim akcijama. Znanstvenici so namerili eksploziju na 100 kilotona. "Skoraj sem spustil kavu, ko sem video seizmometer," razložil je dr. Whoops Blammover, geofizik na Washingtonskoj univerzi. "Prvo sem mislio, da je bio Mt. Rainier, in se već poslovio od svojih počitnisa sa gorskim biciklom." Mar nije to izvenredni izbruh?